- Cool, I'm Jacques Cousteau!
(Jordan laughing)
- [Jordan] Mustaches, mysterious ailments, CPAPs,
and all sorts of other medical misdiagnoses,
today, we are reacting
to the always-hilarious "Cleveland Show."
Will Dr. Fist get anything right?
Probably not, but let's dive right it.
- Well, I read in "Reactionary Parent" magazine
that sometimes snoring is a symptom
of serious health problems.
- Snoring is.
- Stop making so much noise.
You fat loser.
- He can't help it, Rallo.
- I wasn't talking to him.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Good night.
- Most of the time people
have their tongue falls in the back
of their throat and then includes the airway.
So you're actually making the noise 'cause it's kind
of like turbulent over that area.
So you're actually almost choking.
And so what ends
up happening is that leads to bad sleep apnea
- Here, put these band aids in your pocket.
- But Daddy that's stealing.
- They afraid.
- No!
So actually that's crazy.
That's such a good point.
A misdemeanor.
It could be a felony
all depends on the cost of what you're stealing.
- Well, Junior, your tests are back
and it appears you have one
of the most over diagnosed childhood disorders
in America, sleep apnea, but you really have...
- Most over diagnosed disorders
for a child sleep apnea? No.
So this is actually probably a pediatrician.
Since you're dealing with child
- I think a light diet and losing a few pounds
should solve this.
And what I imagine are countless
other problems in your life.
- Doctor, Junior's been on a light diet for years.
- Bedside matter aside, but yes,
good diet losing some weight
will reduce the amount of excess tissue around the neck
which then should help the issue.
- What else you got?
- Well, there is something called a CPAP machine.
There you go.
- CPAP is continuous positive airway pressure.
So it's always just pushing air in.
- Cool. I'm Jacque Cousteau.
(Jordan laughs)
- And there are different types of masks.
So sometimes people just tolerate the ones over the nose
versus some have to go nose and mouth has to depend
on how you're sleeping and what's comfortable for your face.
- Good morning, family.
- Oh, sweet Lord.
- How'd you sleep, Junior?
- Better than ever.
- People will actually say if they actually use this
that they've had the most restful night
of sleep that they've had in so long
that they can't remember
because it allows them to fall asleep
and not wake up 'cause they're not choking themselves awake
and disrupting their cycles of sleep.
- I'm alert.
I have tons of energy and my poo came out with no tears.
I feel so good.
I'm gonna wear this master school today.
- Yeah. I would not advise to wear the mask to school.
Plus if you wear something on your tissue for too long
that's pressure could actually cause pressure sores
and pressure wounds.
- You're deep.
- Thank you.
I was a philosophy major.
- What that is so messed up.
The only reason why the doctor would be doing an exam where
somebody would say something is deep is probably
digital rectal exam, feeling for his prostate.
You're feeling for fogginess, abnormalities.
You're looking
for nodules to make sure that there's no cancer developing
or abnormal growth.
- Your flatulence is a perfectly normal side effect
of a high fiber diet.
- So you're saying all this farting is okay.
- No I'm saying it's medically necessary
- But what about the social stigma?
- I love this.
You know me, I'm a fan of let it out.
Don't keep it in.
Just fart.
It fine has to do with not only fiber
but it has to do with a good microbiome.
That's in the gut.
- I'll write you a note.
- You mean a free pass to pass gas wherever.
And whenever I want to
- The medical term is a fart card, but remember Cleveland
with great power comes great responsibility.
- What?
That would be awesome.
Funny enough.
Gas definitely shows up on x-rays.
We see it all the time.
We see bubbles
of gas in the intestines, in the stomach, in your rectum.
We literally know after we get a cat scan or an x-ray.
If you got a big fart waiting for us
(Cleveland screams)
- Sweet chicken legs, what happened to your mustache?
- I dunno, it's just gone.
It's gone.
- What's wrong with your voice?
- My mustache muster provided a natural filter.
- You've got too much face without your mustache.
- Your vocal cords are not related to the hair on your face
and your upper lip.
Your voice will change as you go through puberty
and then it should be the same, the rest of your life.
If it starts changing later, it could be related to a mass
on your vocal chords
you know, such as a cyst or a tumor, polyp.
- Sudden weight gain, balance problems,
and your body has rejected.
the mustache.
I'm afraid you have DMA
- DMA
- Depilatory, mustache alopecia.
- Well, the alopecia part is right in the sense
of like not being able to grow or you know
basically lack of hair.
I think it's more of a mental component
which we could manifest mentally.
A lot of medical problems.
- I'll write you a prescription
but until then here's a prosthesis.
You want the Fred Goldman or the John Waters
- I guess Fred Goldman.
Nice. Oh, that's better
- Immediately. He gets the mustache back on
and his voice goes back to normal.
It's a mental thing.
When you start growing facial hair, obviously
that's a time when you're going through puberty
and then your voice will start to change.
It will crack.
It'll make funky noises and then you'll grow out of
that. Mostly.
- Doctor's appointment.
- Just a quick checkup
- But he's gonna poke my boob.
- Oh, it's the same guy.
- Oh, don't worry, Cleveland.
You're not scheduled for a (bleep) jam
for another two months.
- Maybe he's getting a rectal exam related
to the prostate versus there's something called.
Anoscopy basically where you're using a small
little plastic device going right
into the anus and looking to see
if you can see any internal, external hemorrhoids.
And then there's something called a flexible sigmoidoscopy
which takes your camera.
Only goes up about this far up.
And then there's a regular colonoscopy
which is very long camera, you know, does the whole colon
- You're still gonna do the cup and cough, right?
'Cause this one should be free.
Wait a minute.
This is from the yogurt place.
Ah, they should not be doing that.
- Oh, ha ha.
- The cough component is to actually see
if there's any small intestine or bowel that actually comes
through the canals that shouldn't.
So if you have a hernia
- I got the results back from the urine sample.
You left all over the bathroom, hilarious by the way.
But I'd like you to come back in for a few more tests.
- So that's quite common.
People pee everywhere at the hospital.
People miss people forget to clean up after themselves.
- And it's had me back every day
this week for throat cultures, biopsies
organ probes, cheek swab, nastal swab.
weenus swab, but it won't tell me what's wrong.
- Ah, when I started in the medical field, we used to
do penile swabs for gonorrhea and chlamydia.
Now we can actually test your urine, but we used to actually
stick a Q-tip
inside the urethra and have to get a sample that way.
- Cleve bro, you're dying.
- It's the only explanation.
- That is so common where people are
like doing all these tests.
Not telling me anything.
It must be horrible.
No, sometimes it's we just don't have anything.
So we're trying to kind of piece it all together
and get the, the most accurate information
and then present it to you.
- Tell me we're not canceled
- Cleveland. I lied.
You didn't need any of those appointments.
I just wanted to hang out with you.
- Ah.
The doctor was making
up garbage just to hang out with the patient.
Totally inappropriate.
So Cleveland thought his life was over
did some crazy stuff, injured himself.
And that's when the doctor found out and came to apologize.
Not good, not good.
- I don't have any friends.
- So you are telling me
you made me think I was dying causing me to break my arms
and the saltines I had in my pocket all for nothing.
- I know! I felt so guilty when I heard all of this happen.
Can you ever forgive me?
- Wow.
Doctors, healthcare providers are not immune
to mental health issues,
being lonely
and being under a lot of stress.
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