hi have you ever murdered someone but
didn't want to spend the rest of your
life in prison
well I know I have so I'm gonna teach
you how you can get away with it
let's go step one make sure the person
is actually dead sometimes the person
you think is dead is either just
sleeping or extremely drunk first you
should ask him if they are dead excuse
me are you actually dead almost please
please bring amber labs he's dead all
right
step two tamper with the evidence now
that the person is dead the clock is
ticking throw the cops off by planting
some fake evidence and clues like some
armpit hair whale semen or a black guy
so what no step three get rid of the
body
now that you've got the fun part out of
the way it's time for the real word
dumping a body into a river lame and
unoriginal and throwing it into a wood
chipper is too messy a few good ways to
get rid of a body are throwing it in
front of a car
cram it in your oven unless you're a
girl and you actually use that thing or
put it in a black guy's car step 4
tie up any loose ends if anyone finds
out about the murder take care of them
and start back at step 1 hey is it cool
if you guys don't mention this murder to
anyone oh then how about we go continue
this party in my party room get right on
in have fun
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you can also try framing someone like an
angry co-worker your best friend or a
black guy step 5
turn yourself in if none of these
methods work you may have to face the
consequences and turn yourself in right
here
I knew all along that you're the killer
it's kids like you that make this world
a terrible place don't you know that
killing is never the answer
and you should face up to the
consequences of your party session okay
I admit it I killed him boss
it's alright
you're safe now I got that killer off
the streets for a GAD burg to see
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