all right jeremy i have a challenge for you say coca-cola five times
fast without your lips touching all right
um now say it normally um
coca-cola right your lips didn't touch what are you talking about wait coca-cola
hi can i get a small fry do you want anything
yeah can i get a cheeseburger um and then a cheeseburger
oh wait i left my card at home that's all right oh really yeah can we take off the cheeseburger
yeah no cheeseburger cheeseburger no god please no no no no all right so today we're making my
mom smart yup oh thanks brad beautiful of course oh my goodness caring definitely so sweet maggie
oh my gosh head prank on my newborn baby
baby
yo if he does this he is in love with you hi hello it's it guys let me know if i'm wrong ladies pay
attention let's go one if he's willing to leave his game for you two wait is she allergic i mean
oh there you go yeah
you chewed it for so long before you figured out
my god hey paint new challenge say coca-cola without letting your lips touch together three
times fast coca-cola coca-cola coca-cola now say it normally coca-cola did your lips touch okay
don't do it stop stop listen up when i get home the dishes better be done there better be a meal
out on the table for me because you know i like to eat and my clothes better be washed and hung
up excuse me and you know what not only that but this whole like non-looking presentable type
thing i'm over it can you believe my friend said that i was like bro no wonder why she left you
what friend you don't have any friends this fall there's only one person you should be voting for
and it's granny education is very important to me did i get it right
yeah you got it right sweetie i'm a nudist and i like granny because she supports my cause
i sure do health care i care free viagra for everyone our nation will be
hard as a rock i love the young people let me show you boys how to hope all right
she's got my vote jobs they all matter from strippers to fighter pilots but mostly strippers
some guy came up to me and said if i shook my butt he'd give me licorice he went that way
yeah that guy was weird so weird oh my gosh i saw him too and i think he went that way
and you're all set your bill is going to be 450 okay thank you
oh looks like your car got declined i'll be right back okay oh
okay so you see my mom pumping gas i told her i was going into the
gas station to get a couple things but the only thing i'm getting is
fake lottery tickets and i'm gonna give one to her hey mom i got you lottery tickets
oh my god thank you are you gonna scratch them yeah in a second okay all right hang on
i just matched three numbers no one i just won oh my gosh we have to go back to the
gas station go to the gas station oh my god i can't believe it she's going in
i feel so bad i wonder what's happening inside oh she's coming out
that is bad i dare you to say yes to everything she says for 24 hours shouldn't be too hard
hi baby you're doing laundry wow are you having a ticket yes you love me yes you would never
cheat on me use i see what you wouldn't see on me yes yes you would cheat on me
yes why are you dumb
yes
can i have a cat yeah
blake what are you doing amy what are you doing
um blake
oh what is that what was that for you know what i'm talking about me what is that tell me where
it was where did you come from my house you know exactly what i'm talking what are you talking
about what is that on your cheek look in the mirror i don't even know where that came from that
i swear i don't know where that came from really really what is that get out get out please i'm
going to break this board on my head hmm i already had a concussion from my stripper pole actually
oh my gosh oh my gosh this is so much harder than my father was okay
i didn't even hit myself okay okay okay i gotta hit it harder if i go like this
just put your head through the board
okay three two one oh
oh this hurts so bad oh try the new spicy ghost pepper donut from dunkin
ghost pepper thank you for choosing duncan you can order whenever you're ready yeah can i get
the new spicy ghost pepper donut actually make that too thank you okay so i'm gonna try these
donuts with brian but his are gonna be a little bit more spicy okay it's time to go get brian dude
i'm at your house okay i'm recording i got these new spicy ghost pepper donuts okay from duncan it
seems really weird we're just gonna heat up you can feel a little heat it's like it's like sweet
and spicy but it's supposed to be that spicy it's not that small oh my gosh what oh my gosh
oh my gosh dude why is it so spicy though it's not that spicy what i actually like it a lot dude
you back without getting rejected so if your crutch says this then you have to say this
and if they say that then you say this and play it off like you were asking a question
i have a question do you say you have to go through me or you have to go past me
uh you have to go through me okay yeah wait what
yo bryan wait hey yo what's up emergency please quick quick quiz quick please what what
what in the world
just answer the question okay please don't play with me right now deliver a burrito to space
chipotle i got the burrito
it's getting bigger are you ready i'm really nervous three two one oh my gosh
so we're tracking the burritos location and we're going to go find it
we're almost to the burrito we're so
close
so he's climbing this tree because our burrito is on top of it okay
i'm up in the tree time to retrieve the burrito i got it i got are you hungry brian
the first ever space burrito oh yeah it's probably out of chipotle it's out of this world
you are beautiful can i get your number sure you are beautiful can i get your snack
sure yeah we can start a streak
oh hey you're here hey yo i'm outside
and then you went in the grocery store naked oh no way and then he went in the grocery
store naked omg i can't even i'm dead stop i'm levitating i'm legit having heart palpitations
i'm totally being sent to the moon with no firm grasp of reality right now come on grab the cheese
blank if you say another word this is gonna jump in your face yes yes yes
no what
hmm