*Retarded64 intro*
Mario: MAMA F**KER!
*old fashion car beeps*
Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*Toad and SMG4 sarcasticly being excited*
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!
Mario: Okee dokey!
Mario: Lets-a go!
F**KER!
*Toads retarded voices*
Mario: Come on!
Mario: Lets-a go!
Toad: What?
(oh shit)
toad: FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
Mario: No! *italian Gibberish*
Mario: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mario: This-a makes me so happy!
Mario: OOF!
Its good that Smg4 knows how to drive!
Mario: Lalalala mhhmhmm La La La !
Mario: Haha! Here we go!
Fishy Boopkins: Hey guys! It's Fishy Boopkins!
Fishy Boopkins: And today i will be your GPS! :D
*SMG4 furiously yelling out of anger*
Fishy Boopkins: And maybe we can be friends because...
Fishy Boopkins: I am so lonely...
Fishy Boopkins: DO you guys want to play any games!?
Fishy Boopkins: I got, i got this new Hello Kitty phone!
Fishy Boopkins: Please call me guys!
Fishy Boopkins: Uhhh, ok ok, uh, so uh, so you might wanna, take a left.
(They took the wrong location didn't they)
Fishy Boopkins: WAIAIT, that ain't right... Oopsy poopsys
Fishy Boopkins: Uh, silly me...
Fishy Boopkins: Take a left turn
Fishy Boopkins: Or, or was it straight?
Fisy Boopkins: Just go that way i guess
Fish Boopkins: Hm.. That..
FIshy Boopkins: Ah, crap I'm lost
Fishy Boopkins: Can't do anything right ;(
Fishy Boopkins: Ugh, I am so bad!
(1 like=1 friend for Fishy Boopkins)
Fishy Boopkins: Wait a minute lemme get my GPS out!
GPS: Oh, oh hi Fishy Boopkins!
Fishy Boopkins: Hey Fishy Boopkins! Can i get your help?
GPS: Sure!
GPS: I have been good lately!
Fishy Boopkins: Oh, very good!
Fishy Boopkins: I bought some new games, you wanna play with me?
*SMG4 is 10x more angry then before*
Fishy Boopkins: It's called "A Server" in minecraft.
Fishy Boopkins: ahhhhH!!!
*retarded angry yelling*
Mario: Hey! Oh ye-mama mia *italian stuff*(Peanuts? Seriously?)
Mario: No problem!
Mario: Lets-a go!
Mario: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mario: THAT WAY!
(You fuked up now)
(toad wants tacos in 3 2 1)
♫ Waluiiigiiii's taco stand ♫ (You know i am kinda hungry...)
Mario: WOAAH!
Mario: HAHAHHAAHAHH!
*Buncha yelling*
NOM NOM NOM NOM
♫ You used to call me on my cell phone... ♫
♫ Late night when you need my love ♫
Smg4: OH YEEEHHHH
Mario: BLECH, boooooring
♫ Booty booty booteh! ♫
Mario: KAWAIII DESUUU
Toad: HA! gaaaaay
POKEEEEMON, GOTEH CUTCH EM ULLL
I KNU ITS MAH, DESTINEEEE
POKEEEMUN
(there's somethin' about ya GUUUUUUURL)
Mario: Mhhmmm!
♫ If you like chicken nug- ♫
Toad: NO!
TEY SEE MI ROLIN, TEY HETIN
*Bunch-a retards fighting over music*
♫ What is love? ♫
(This song: The song that cures problems)
♫ Pen pineapple apple pen... Apple pen... ♫ (Oh god)
♫ Oooohhh pineapple pen ♫ (wtf)
(the songs shit tbh)
Smg4: right...
Mario: mhm.
(Oh no they ran out of fuel)
DED
SMG4: Ah crap!
Mario: Hm... *italian stuff*
(Oh god please no)
Bob: OH MY GOD IS THAT YOU SMG4 AND MARIO
SMG4: RUN BITCH!
Bob: I HAVE BEEN LOST IN THIS DESERT FOR DAYS
Mario: Hurry up already!!!
Bob: YOU COME TO RESQUE ME!
Toad: THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS YOU
SMG4: Oh come on already!!! D:<
(wow thats fast)
Mario: Okeeee Doookkeeeyy
Bob: HELLO! Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Toad: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
SMG4: Get the fuck outa here!
Bob: SENPAI WHY WON'T YOU NOTICE ME D;
Bob: *Text to Speech yelling*
Bob: SENPAI I-I THOUGHT THAT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL
*Bobs retarded yelling that isn't text to speech*
*The group celebrates* (Song name: Captain Jack - Dream A Dream)
*and now they scream*
Bob: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR REJECTING ME SCRUBS
Mario: Ooo, very scary
Toad: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEE!!
BLLRLRLRLRLR
Mario: Yeah! hahahaha!
Mario: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*Toad singing Chopin funeral music*
Mario: Wait a minute..
Toad: The fuck?
Mario: WAIT A MINUTE............
Mario: WAHOOO
Mario: Lets-a go!
Mario: Wahoo!!
Mario: MAMA FUCKER! Toad: AHHHHHH OH MY GOD
Mario: Oh shit..
Mario: WAHHHHH
Mario: AHAHAHHAAAHA
(karma karma karma karma karma chameleoooon)
(Oh lookit that a truck)
OH YEAH
Smg4: Notice me senpai!
SMG4: Please notice me senpai!
SMG4: NOTICE ME SENPPAAII
(Oh look he noticed)
SMG4: Senpai's noticed me...
SMG4: Yess...
SMG4: YESSS
SMG4: THANK YOU!
Steve: HI GUYS!
SMG4: Hiii steve....
Mario: Hello!
Steve: Okee dokeey!
Pig: How ya doin |:)
Toad: Oooooha..
Pig: *slurpy noises*
Mario: HAHA!
Mario: YEEPEE
SMG: Nope.
Mario: WHAT
Steve: (retardedly singing Carol of The Bells)
Steve: Would you like an apple pie with thaaaat? (x2)
Chicken mom: Honey, I am home!
Steve: CHICKENS
Steve: MY FAMILY HAS ARRIVED!
Steve: WOOHOOHOO
Sm4: lets get the fuck outa here right now o_o
Mario: Okee dookey o_o
Toad: YEP o_o
Mario: NOOO
*Mario crying like a baby*
Toad: I AM SICK OF YO SHIT
*Bunch-a yelling*
(Dont doubt toads, they beaten up a clerk to death once)
*mario STILL crying like a baby*
Toad: ffffffffUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA
Mario: WOOOAAHHHH!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :DDDDDDDD
Mario: YEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEE :DDDDDDD
Mario: Yee pe!
Mario: ha ha! :D
*snap*
*Pokemon snap*
*snapping necks*
*snapping backs*
*just a regular snap*
*I am running out of snaps help*
Thanks for watching! Subtitles made by Mirkalal and Death_noob + others