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♪ Yeah, trick 'em up, yeah
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♪ Yeah, trick 'em up ♪
- Mmm, see, I did all of this for y'all, cooked this food.
Now who gonna say the prayer?
- I'll say the prayer, Ma.
- Look, our baby, she's so grown up.
Go ahead, baby, say the prayer.
- Thank you, Lord, for this food.
Bless it, let's eat. Amen.
- Hold--hold on now.
Now I need you to respect, you know, Mama and Daddy's house.
- That's right.
- I'm gonna need a little bit more than that.
- What you mean, Daddy?
- What I mean is you can't just do no two-line prayer, sweetie.
- The prayer was short, so we could eat.
- Yeah. Like isn't that the whole point?
- The point of the prayer is to make sure it's pray-inated.
- Y'all bugging.
- No, no, no, baby, your daddy got a point. Mm-hmm.
Uh, Daddy, you wanna bless the food?
- Who gonna say the prayer?
Who gonna bless the food?
- Dad, I said, "Do--do you wanna bless the food?"
- You Daddy. - Huh?
- Do you wanna be the one to say the prayer over the table?
- Oh yeah, I do the prayer.
Come on, everybody clasp hands.
- Oh, we're gonna go old school with it, Daddy.
- Alright, Heavenly Father, we thank you
for bringing us together.
And we pray that you bless this food,
and we enjoy each other's company.
- Yeah.
- We pray that this food nourishes our bodies,
Father God.
We also pray that you bless the hands
that prepared the food, Father God.
And in Jesus name we pray--
- Amen.
- --that you bring us together in the future to spend
more time together in health.
Father God, I also pray and I thank you for giving me
a daughter that makes such a delicious sweet potato pie.
- Just fine. [laughs]
- Even though Cheryl say she allergic to gluten.
- Mm-hmm.
- I am gluten-free. - You are.
- Didn't you tell him? - I told him.
- You had pizza last week. - No, I did not.
- She ain't allergic to no gluten.
She just needs some Jesus.
- Mm.
She need some [bleep] in your life.
- And we pray in Jesus name--
- Amen.
- --that the Cavs cover the spread.
- Okay.
- I can't handle anymore injuries.
And I'm losing too much money
all because LeBron can't show up at home.
- Mm-hmm. I saw his hairline.
- Yes. Yes.
Bless the king's hairline.
- Mm-hmm.
- We also pray, Father God, that you bless Michelle
and Barack on their vacation, which they are entitled to do.
- Yes, they are, Lord.
Mm-hmm.
- But we pray, Father God, when they come back from vacation,
they save and deliver us from this presidential predicament.
- Lord have mercy and fix it, Jesus.
- [speaking in tongues]
- Can--can we eat already, please?
- Also, Father God, we pray that Duron
gets up out of his mama's basement.
- Oh, oh, he tried it.
- Talking about "Once I get back on my feet, Granddad.
"Oh, I just need to find myself a job.
Just give me a little bit."
Boy, you gotta get up off the couch
before you get on your feet.
- I make beats, Granddad.
- He's a musician. - I got him a math book.
- Boy, if you interrupt this prayer one more time,
I'm gonna lay the beat down.
Go boom like a NATO way.
Boom, baby, boom.
- [applause]
- [whispers] He gonna throw that shoe.
You don't want that.
- GRANDDAD: Now where was I?
Also, we pray for these black men
that they stop becoming victims--
- Mm-hmm. - Yes, Lord.
- --of the Kardashians.
Father God, uh.
And in Jesus name, we say...
a men-- - Amen.
- --is only as good as a woman he marries, Father God.
- Say it again.
- A man is only as good as a woman he marries,
Father God.
God bless my relationship with my best friend.
I remember our marriage night 67 years ago.
And I know she remembers, too.
[chuckles]
Oh Lord.
In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit, amen.
Let's eat, y'all.
Suit yourselves.
More sweet potato pie for me.