- Hello, I'm Jack Whitehall,
and these are my parents.
- What do you mean these?
(all giggle)
- I'm introducing you
- Hillary and um..
- Very funny
- Mike?
- No.
- Michael.
- Yes, Michael.
- And Winston don't forget Winston.
- [Jack] I'm not dignifying that with an introduction.
- This is Winston.
- Sorry, Winston
I've written a book called, um.
- What You mean you've written a book?
- Okay, oh.
- We, we.
- We have written a book.
- I wrote a book with them
called "How to Survive Family Holidays"
It's all about, you know, well it's quite
basically pretty self-explanatory, yeah.
This is on Audible8.
(playful music)
- Who would you most like to read you a bedtime story?
- I mean I would've gone for Alan Rickman but
- that's a really good shot.
- Yeah.
- I wasn't expecting such a good answer.
- Yeah.
- That's only 'cause she fancied him, you would've
wanted him in bed with you reading the story.
- Ideally, but yeah.
- [Michael] Yeah, exactly.
- That's not what the question means.
- Who do you like, Michael, to read you a bedtime story?
- Winston Churchill.
Chances he will want to be in bed with me
(all giggle)
- That's insane. Would you want him in bed with you?
- Pouring it into your ear.
- I'd be very happy for him to read it to me
preferably not right next to my bed.
- Who in the world do you most want to high-five?
- I've never high-fived anyone in my life. Um, so.
- Nobody.
- It will be no, no.
There are a few people I'd quite like to punch.
- Punch, that's again not the question.
- The Queen.
- Yeah.
- I'd go Winston Churchill.
- Again?
- Are all your answers are going to be Winston Churchill?
- Who starts arguments on holidays the most?
- Hillary
- You should answer that Jack.
- What?
- You should answer that question.
Think very carefully before you do.
- Yeah what it's like cause or..
- Think.
- The reactor, it's Daddy.
- Thank you.
- What's your favorite slang word?
We've been using it a lot today.
- Bounce.
- No. Blah, blah.
- What's your? Have you got a slang word?
- I don't really have any slang words.
- Dench, you like that word, do you remember dench?
- ( Inaudible)
- Oh yeah.
- [Hillary] Dench
- And you liked it because you thought
it was about Judi Dench.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Beach resort or city break?
- 100% beach resort.
- [Jack] And I know what yours is
- Well no way, I mean.
- But you don't like beaches?
- Bad beaches, no.
- Is it because you can't swim?
- Mainly cause I can't swim
and also the people in beaches are always pretty rank.
- What fish?
What's the best gift that another member
of the family has given you?
- I've given you a gift of comedy.
- Of comedy (laughs)
- Charm.
- No.
- Yeah.
- I've failed in one department of your body
but everywhere else I gave you a perfect, perfect look.
You got it, you are very handsome.
You're tall and distinguished .
- Actually Bonny gave me an amazing gift at Christmas.
Gave me the most amazing
toasted sandwich maker I've ever had.
- Would you rather be able to talk to animals
or read people's minds?
- Talk to animals 100%.
- Yeah, I'd like that one, cause the other one I can.
- You can?
- Yeah, That's why I didn't ask Daddy
'cause I already read his answer.
- So what do you think I'm thinking, at the moment?
- You're thinking that you'd rather talk to animals.
- Uh.
- See?
What's your favorite bit of the book.
Our book, what's your favorite bit?
- Every bit of the book.
- Well, that's not the question we need to pick one.
- I know what your bit,
- I mean he just can't remember anything.
- There are genuinely bits that I like.
- Just pick any bit.
- I got paper cut on my fingers
from turning the pages so quickly.
- My favorite story is the story
about me and you in the naked sauna.
- [Hillary] I know.
- That's my favorite bit that makes me laugh the most.
There are lots of things,
but we just can't remember any of them.
But this has been Audible8
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then please get our book,
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There is some really great bits,
but we just can't remember any of them.