believe listen I believe that my bees
are not gonna freakin cook okay link
today is a big day I am going to let you
in on a part of myself link today I make
beans for you I want to share my passion
with you today but I want you to be
involved at every step of the process
including taking your beans
this is picking is probably the wrong
word because I didn't make it seem like
we're gonna go bean picking well really
we're just gonna go bean choosing hey
just wanted to break into today's video
and acknowledge that there is a weird
sound during this part and you know like
a rubbing sound its links Falls I just
put up at the camera against the
windshield and ëitís yes I believe that
if you could just come along with me a
being loved let me just introduce you to
the world of beans in the way that only
I know how I could change your life
today is nudity involved I don't have
plans for it but you never know what's
gonna happen I'm gonna lay off this
whole getting clicks thing that's not
what this vlog series is about this is
about if you want as sharing passions if
you with each other's about two best
friends just being best friends man and
if one best friend wants to make his
other best friend beans are you gonna
judge that well I'm gonna leave that to
me no one does beans like Whole Foods
the bean bounty at Whole Foods
I think it'll impress even a non-being
lover should pick up some vino not
sponsor are you walking funny
yeah I think I've got ligament damage
but I'm gonna be fine we're bees
involved no skiing was involved freaking
escalator in the whole of foods these
are nuts they're out of so many beans
they're out of garbanzo they're out of
red kidney they're out of black beans
they're out of pinto beans man I was
really looking forward to this I thought
it's gonna be impressive he's
disappointed I'm still at the place I
was when I first heard this is what we
were doing I think I'm just gonna take
you to my house and let you choose from
my beans there I mean at least let's get
something you get wild words for wild
women or a wild words from wild women
let's get this you're gonna steal it buy
it if you're following along at home
you're right Rhett just took me to Whole
Foods to buy nothing well you got
something I'm not leaving into Whole
Foods not a sponsor it's definitely not
a sponsor now there was no bean bounty I
feel like I failed all being lovers but
I've got good beans at home like every
man should all of us invent ourselves
some of us just have more imagination
than others share share makes me think
of your limp Sonny Bono
he died at a skiing accident it a treat
just flat-out died we got the important
meetings today oh yeah you don't wanna
be farting in a Hollywood pitch meeting
big part of our careers is hinging on
how well this meeting goes today I take
issue with that that you don't want to
be farting in a Hollywood [ __ ] meeting
you can be meeting with two people
mm-hmm and you want to let a fart at
some point like a pivotal point in the
meeting now that's got to be silent but
violently you don't want to you know
want to squeaker you don't want him to
be able to locate you but you do want it
to stink oh yeah we wrote a novel we
want to turn it into a series do you
smell that when people smell a fart in a
situation like that no one in college is
it so you let them just think that the
development partner at this place has
farted and then they feel sympathy for
that having happen in the room now I'm
thinking that they
be very likely to that for the minions
ever sigh hey did you smell
did they partner in the pink and the
development people think they're lying
with each other yeah they get into an
argument and then they feel bad and
they're like we should definitely let
these guys have a show just because you
put them through that normal fart miss
maybe if you fart in the meeting it
makes noise it's over
you got a lean real hard if you lean
everybody knows of issues you tell them
you don't know anyone's gonna make us
out yet you don't have a anus control
you know that I've got this thankfully I
don't know you having trouble getting up
your stairs one step at a time
all right link this is my bean bag tea
red kidneys midnight black beans I've
got yellow beans you know I've got
alluvia Blanca for bean bags constitutes
a big bounty do you know how far a pound
of beans will go
it'll keep you flying high for a week on
any given day a bean can fit directly
into a hole a bean shaped hole inside
your heart you've got to look inward
you've got to find that bean shaped hole
and you've got to tell me if one of
these four beans fits that hole and
please tell me that one of the four
beans fits it because I don't think
that's all that means
I might eat a few but then I'm like push
those to the side okay set aside those
that's good elimination is the key to
celebration midnight black beans now you
know what a black bean is Oh like do you
have like rice and cajun chicken I like
beans to be as beanie as possible I
don't want to adulterate them are you
eliminating the black beans good there
I'm on the fence
these last two beans are the interesting
beans yellow
it's like a black-eyed pea but it's a
bean this is a good look at me looks
like look at me looks like a bean from a
cartoon of this is a smaller Deen and
moving up Tanaka white white girl beans
I don't think it's a coincidence that I
presented you with four beans today that
were red yellow black and white all are
precious in His sight but you must pick
the bean that connects the most with you
coolest okay good choice link the pot
has appeared yes I use the instant pot
and cook my beans some people may
already just cancel me as it being
purist at this point I ain't got that
much time what's the main word an
instant pot besides pot instant drag
shucks I'm trying to make this more
interesting link as I've already told
you and established beans don't need
your trick to be intriguing like toss
them a little bit it seems like the last
bits coming in we got meat stuffing look
you just came into a man's kitchen and
tossed his beans on the floor there's a
detachment associated with looking
through a lens and tossing teams but how
did you drop beans from three inches
above a pot and miss with most of them
what's inside the pot move moved is this
why you were the scorekeeper that was
the score that look why is that so funny
honey look of defeat how's a good score
keep I'm gonna cover these with about an
inch of water
and this is just are you telling me
that's all it takes to cook beans this
is a pre-soak this is just like this is
accomplish the same thing that's soaking
your beans overnight would accomplish
for you
this will automatically set itself and
do its thing now we're going to make
some only on blink I'm gonna give you
the great privilege of operating a knife
in my kitchen
okay don't just reach out for it now
I've been watching Josh on a mythical
kitchen and I saw how he dice the onions
do you want to try it don't talk to me
like a baby
first you start and you start cutting
into was he holding it like this I know
he was doing this with his hands when he
started doing that you're not saying
anything you're breathing hard I'm
nervous man hey let me get the first two
steps done okay I could have done that
Oh actually no what he cut he actually
cut this way it doesn't matter though he
cut to the route I've already screwed up
you've already screwed up and then you
put a bunch of little things in there
like this see you're just doing it now
you're gonna actually do the Dyson part
whoa I don't have enough confidence hey
you're doing pretty good you know what I
mean I need a woman quote our brains are
fully capable of controlling instinctive
behavior we're not very good at though
our what don't get onions everywhere man
let's get some oil knives and then fire
yeah oh it doesn't really matter it's
already done what it needs to do he's
brought to a boil for a little bit in
the pressure cooker and then like I said
it's not even really unnecessary stuff
so as Josh pointed out in his video on
the mythical kitchens you know once the
oil starts to behave like water you know
it's hot enough
oh yeah you just kind of take it no
don't flip it now there's a one in there
I don't want to eat that one I think I'm
kind of an onion man I love onions oh it
smells good like peanut butter I like
cereal I like smoothies I got a diverse
palette you can really ginger with them
yeah take over man that's pretty much
exactly what I would do
you know what I don't let you do this
it's very important and every step from
here on out you can completely screw the
whole process up if you like dump all
the beans onto the ground it's over I
want you know I can't screw it up that's
what you're saying no I'm saying every
step from this point is important don't
screw it up you're going to pour them
into this you're out of breath yeah I am
whoo Ransome you will slow some people
believe that this removes a certain
element from the beans that allows them
to not give you gas but I just like
doing this you almost lost a bunch of
beans yeah what if I just move this
around it's a lot safer than what you
were just doing I just want to take a
second just send it Rhett's really into
this whole bean thing and I'm just kind
of I'm here for it physically
emotionally and spiritually Hey put
these onions in with the beans oh oh
there they're greasy I liked it
now I don't have fresh garlic so we're
gonna use garlic powder don't tell
anybody we did this
I like Pat also he's gonna be a little
spicy you okay with that
tonight got some sriracha seasoning
floating in it I got I got something I
got something you can do just a little
paprika this is really just for color
[ __ ] freak a yeah you can do the bay
leaves all right just to oh look that's
it by the way that bay leaves are
completely unnecessary
so is this called something it's called
a riff special yellow beans for his
buddy
yellow buddy first yellow-bellied buddy
I think I don't know what happened I can
do it hold this already did it it's done
okay now you're screwed it up you know
what I'm making beans for you not you
making beans yeah that's right making
beans right now at this point link while
you're waiting you can do a couple of
things the first thing I like to do is
clean up I'm actually getting hungry
good what if I don't like the beans
y'all telling to me to act like I like
the beans yeah
what was the start of this whole bean
thing tasting that what child I think I
was in college I came here I'm cooking
like this out yeah while we're waiting I
feel about this process pretty drained I
would like you to say some things that
you appreciate about beans if I approve
you get a Dean I like the fact that
beans are like individual capsules
they're like drugs I like that beans are
nutritious I like that beans kind of
remind me of rabbit turds
I always thought that rabbit turds
looked edible but I've never eaten a
rabbit turd see I feel like this is much
more about your expectations and me
meeting them than me expressing myself
the bar is pretty low the first thing
you said was that beans are like drugs
nobody said these are like terms the
beans are like like a present
for a holiday that you didn't know
existed so when you open them you're
like oh okay
Bing is there a gift receipt I just
don't want to disappoint you but I think
something wrong my cooker man something
wrong it's supposed to be not letting
anything out but this is good though
because now this blog has a crisis we
can call this video of Rhett confronts
failure Rhett
bean crisis this is not about a vlog I
got to go I gotta cool this instead
leaking steam when instead pot is
pressuring at the beginning there is a
small amount of steam that comes to
coming out of the float valve until the
float valve pops up it seals the cooker
this is perfectly normal
this is not the seal was not a seal is
busted the seal was not seated see how
the seal is not seated
I can't believe listen earlier leave
that my beads are not gonna freakin cut
up fail often to succeed sooner okay
you're gonna have beans today buddy he's
talking to himself a lot he seems to be
endurance
I think the beans are in jeopardy yeah
you just feel like God that probably
doesn't mean anything I'm only getting
steamed from from my vendor now I think
the seal has been reset God look
frazzled yeah you're falling apart you
can't really overdo beans you have a
question I'm talking to myself I just
want you to take a moment instead say
three things that you're grateful for
beans beans beans we go here we go
moment of truth never put your face this
close to a pressure cooker seel seel
seel yes that's a seal okay no it's
gonna be definitely at this point I'm
suffering from being anxiety let's just
put things in perspective we're two men
the only thing that we're doing today
cooking beans is making being eaten
beating we got a pitch meeting we've got
the big meeting so I'm calling this a
20-minute wait flageolets there we go
many edible beans including broad beans
kidney beans and soy beans contain wanna
let go sex use a type of sugar molecule
also found in cabbage are you going I'm
gonna get some vino vino not a sponsor
but boy what a missed opportunity
questions how can the line for be no be
this popular hello bean oh yes
- we just need to face the fact there's
nobody at there's no one at vina belly
yeah okay let's check the beans yo you
can do the honors of just flipping that
thing to the side
[Music]
yellow-bellied birdie beans let's dig in
the moment of truth well hold on you
don't want anything out you because you
want to hear what you me to forget the
pitch meeting yeah I want to look right
there yellow i-beam the other lot of
beans for you buddy
maybe it needs more salt
all right let me know a little bit more
salt well in just a little bit more
pepper I feel like I'm eating something
from the ground it's not the greatest
thing I've ever eaten
you just sit around and eat these yes
help me understand they got everything
that I want they are Hardy could feel
like a child whose parent has forced
them to eat something I'm gonna get some
more I was hoping for a moment where you
took your first bite and I saw like a
light bulb go off that I've never seen
go off let me see if I can give you what
you want this is my first bite of beef
[Music]
what are you feeling connected yes do
you feel like you've become one with the
universe folding back upon itself yeah
and it's being shaped like if you want
to if you were to zoom out far enough
beyond the edge of the universe and look
back at the University of shaped like a
beam you have come full circle my friend
or should I say full beam and you're
still here that means a lot to us
subscribe and wish us luck on our pitch
meeting oh and click that bell this one
it's gonna be like in the pitch meeting
you can't make click the bell yet it's
gonna be signed for goodness sakes
I'm clicking please do it so we're ready
to get down I'm freezing taste you guys
was that the stool or did you just fart
all right
hey let's stick around find out