Hi, I'm Josh.
I'm Ollie.
And today we're back with Rev Chris
to review some wholesome memes.
Wholesome!
New year.
New life, new hope ahead
- Positivity. - Nice.
- All right, first up. - Let's do it.
Having a bad day? Just remember that time Obama lost it
when he saw a baby dressed as the Pope.
He's literally keeled over.
Man punches great white shark to save his wife
I would bring this up in every argument
If Gabie (was attacked by) a shark, would you go in and punch said shark?
- I don't know. - Just say yes.
Just say yes.
Yeah, OK.
No friends? Doesn't matter.
Just cut bread into a hand shape so when it pops out of the toaster
it feels like a high-five.
This is somewhere between wholesome and tragic.
Can you imagine doing that to yourself?
And you're like, "Hey!"
Next up.
Whistle if you love your girlfriend.
That's incredible.
I want to go to that street.
I could be the lady in red.
You would obviously be the guy. And Gabie would be...
My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up in the hospital in a suit
because "first impressions matter"
Legend.
What was your first impression?
Were you in your collar?
Er... No.
Did you have holy water to hand?
No, we had champagne.
Another kind of holy water.
All right, next up.
When the pay check hits and you realise you can donate more money to children's hospitals.
Bless you, Keanu. What a legend.
Mr. Rogers wearing a Bob Ross T-shirt chilling with Steve Irwin in front of a rainbow.
We have peaked.
We can just stop now. That's impossible.
If 99 percent of people find you unattractive
then around 75 million people on earth still find you attractive.
I don't know what he's supposed to be but he's doing such a good job.
Her: I bet he's thinking about other women
Him: Damn, Jessica is so hot...
I'm so glad she's my wife
I've seen this one where it's like,
I bet he's thinking about other women and he's like,
"If my son was a priest, would he call me father?"
Yeah, classic.
This veterinarian has a comfort dog assistant
that helps sick dog patients know that everything will be alright.
- Wow. - That's the sweetest thing.
That is so sweet.
I love dogs.
Everyone loves dogs.
He's like, "you're not special".
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, "Hey, thanks." And I'm like,
"I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community."
That's a very polite man sitting in a deck chair drinking a milkshake.
Next up, bird saves guy from $300 fine.
- Yes, bird. - No.
- That's epic. - That's amazing.
That's a dove, isn't it? Do you reckon that's the Lord?
I'll let you get away with it.
He's getting saved from speeding.
Maybe he's rushing to the hospital.
Maybe, maybe.
Bruce, landlord.
It's clear in the lease, no pets are allowed in the apartment. Sorry.
OK, I'll make an exception because he looks very polite.
Swedish TV accidentally put subtitles from a kid's show on a political debate
and it's brilliant.
I will build the best sand castle in the galaxy.
- He's got my vote. - Wait, no!
That's so good.
Elderly YouTuber writes his subscribers down in a notebook
and then thanks them individually
- Wow. - It's pretty sweet.
I saw one YouTuber write his subscribers on his Porsche.
It's different to this.
That's wholesome.
Welcome to YouTube.
Next up, I had the pleasure of sitting next to Hal on my flight back home
his daughter Pierce was our flight attendant who had to work over Christmas.
Hal decided he wanted to spend the holiday with her
so he is flying on each of her flights today and tomorrow around the country
to spend time with his daughter for Christmas
That's literally the sweetest thing.
That is incredible.
I mean, is he doing it to spend time with her?
Or is he doing it for sweet free access to the mini bar?
- Because, I'm pretty sure, - This guy!
Turning the wholesome memes.
This is how they X-ray babies.
No, they don't.
- What? - What's going on there?
I guess they can't move. Babies can't move.
Gosh, imagine, not only is that traumatic for the baby.
I literally could not handle that as a parent.
They look so cute, though.
With their arms pressed against their chubby cheeks.
Look how cute that is.
- There's a reason this is wholesome memes. - They look cute all the time.
They're babies!
That is especially cute.
- I do not want to put my kid anywhere near that. - I know.
FBI. Open up.
FBI opens up.
It's got a lot on its plate and is glad someone will listen.
I'm doing one of those things where I'm like, "Figure it out!"
Hello, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus
What is that accent?
Women are so adorable when you compliment their dress and the dress has pockets
"Hey, that's a really nice dress."
Woman: Thanks, it has pockets!
And then she puts her hands in them to show you lol
When I type "I'm ducking mad" this is what I mean.
- That's brilliant. - Nice.
When your best friend's parents say, "You're not a guest anymore, you're family."
A human heart costs around a million dollars and weighs average ten ounces.
The same weight in gold is $16,078.
So if you're ever feeling sad or worthless
don't forget that your heart alone is worth 62 times more than gold.
It's his face at the bottom that does it for me.
When you're chill with everyone.
- Whoa. - Is that a capybara?
That's chilling with a flipping alligator. That's crazy.
Your scales, bit of a back scratcher.
I was behind a grandmother who was apparently visiting Starbucks for the first time
The barista said, "Can I get a name for your drink?"
She looked very confused and said slowly,
"I guess just call it Bob."
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.
This morning at 7-eleven I saw a lizard next to the coffee maker
and the cashier said, "No worries, it's just Marvin, he likes the smell."
7-Eleven: Oh no! Can you DM us the store location you visited
so we can check on Marvin? Thank you!
And she responds, "No way, I'm not gonna narc on my buddy."
My kind of news day: Geologist finds rare formation inside rock
that looks exactly like the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.
- What? - That guy's got a million pounds.
You've struck something worth more than gold when you find something like that.
You've struck the Cookie Monster.
My son was four, he saw a commercial that said
brushing alone is not enough to prevent cavities and tooth decay
so he made us start brushing our teeth with him
That is brilliant.
It's been three years.
Nobody tell him.
- That's sweet. - That's so cute.
I told Juno, "I'll come and do a story in a second,
I'm just gonna jump in the shower."
She's like, "Don't jump in the shower, daddy. You might fall over."
Brilliant.
Wow, thank you for some wholesomeness as we begin the year
I feel a bit more whole now.
Take a breath. It's gonna be OK.
Have a great 2022, everyone.
And we'll see you JOLLY soon.
Bye.