so i haven't put this off for a long time i figured it was finally time that i found out
what my patronus is on pottermore now pottermore does hate me it keeps telling
me i'm in gryffindor which is a massive light i have bellatrix's necklace how could i be anything
other than slytherin so i'm hoping for a really good patronus i want the ragdoll i didn't know
there was a ragdoll one but i have a cat my cat is a ragdoll cross so it'd be very fitting if
i got the ragdoll patronus i actually found on mugglenet a list of what i believe is all
of the patronuses so once i find out what it is i will see if it's a rare one or not
and i i just hope it's a reasonably decent one serve protect and seek let's go with seek
you must answer quickly think of your happiest thoughts and try again
apparently i wasn't answering quickly enough uh okay well if the website was
a little bit more quick a little bit quicker thorn blade or leaf thorne
why are you telling me to start again it's not working
think of the happiest thoughts on ah here we go okay so
i love how this the website is slow but it's telling me to be more quick blood or bone blood
break my phone in a minute stay calm go with your first instinct try again i did oh i i love
pottermore i really do but it's not very well designed at the moment improve or make improve
okay so excuse me we're slowly getting there slowly being the operative word
this is crazy earth wood stone wood i wonder if it's
a dementor could have caught you while you hesitated okay the person who wrote
the copy for this website you know credit to them choose again well give me the chance uh
around under over over i don't even know what i'm doing anymore okay this is annoying
relax don't you have this number i'm gonna try and do the gentle touch this time
discover this is pathetic why are you not working you must answer quickly
quickly oh i'm going to follow that with pokemon more than my
better be worth it glitter i'm literally just picking the first word that i see now
it didn't pick glow it told me i picked going i didn't have any glitter okay i hate life sometimes
ah this is sweet salt sweet yes i'm sweet hello i was not fast enough are you kidding me
i'm just pressing words to get through this as quickly as possible there's a shotgun
trouble green cream cream probably i'm literally just pressing any words now
i'll take it as fate whatever it just works for that's what i'll go with you must answer
quickly i did answer quickly you must work quickly is this broken or am i broken escape
save lead i don't know what's going on in my life we lost a little focus there
okay so sorry i've already answered this one thorn blade leave i don't know what i'm doing
why are you not wearing blades i didn't even press play oh goodness this is definitely gonna be down
to fade because none of these decisions are mine can i just have my performance
now shadow we've heard this one already and i actually get it worked shadow thank you
my hands aren't scratching the screen the screen's not like damp or anything i don't know why it's
not working feel feel do you feel it sense feel think sense feel think just accept one of them
answer instinctively i'm literally just pressing the first word i see that is instinct save
only after holding it down it doesn't work this is tricky magic it's not it really isn't
this can be the longest video ever there's the tree shot leaf how do i use my left hand blade
you need to react more quickly really tell it but i'm scottish you don't understand very easily
as wind it's not rain i don't care just do it don't be discouraged producing a proton patronus
is very difficult i'm very aware of that glitter glitter glitter and that's not fast enough really
wind wind wind oh for goodness sake sun rain wind i don't care don't be discouraged you need
a holiday and you wonder why we end up in azkaban wind wind rain rain sun stay calm come i'm calm
my phone's getting really hot because my phone's rubbish seek seek protect serve
don't be discouraged okay so i gave up with doing on mobile i know you can't see what i'm doing but
i'm just really quickly going through the quiz here i saw a claw or it might have been a fan
keep going it's definitely working on desktop so i'm just i'm literally just pressing the first
word that i see to get through this as quickly as possible your patronus is almost here hallelujah
um hope trust love i'm going with hope um i realize that this is very disappointing
um i'm doing this really quickly and trying to talk at the same time hunt or create i
went with hunt i should have gone with create i have a thestral amateur video 101 and my screen
is absolutely filthy but this is as good as it's going to get that was not fun but after all that
i get a rare one so i guess i'm stressed but happy obviously i would love to know which patronus you
get and if you get the ragdoll one please tweet me a picture of what the ragdoll patronus looks
like i would love to see it thank you for for watching this very exhaustive long-winded and
kind of angry video let me know what you get if you take the quiz and i'll speak to you all soon
you