business class? nice for some eh? oh there's a foreigner there...
nice for some old chap
hello!
they've just give us some dinner i have some bun... i went for the beef
I asked if they had any diet coke and they gave me an entire can! so... so far pretty pretty good!
so far this is probably the best
long-haul flight that i've ever been on! hats off to Hainan airlines
i've had all those three chairs to sleep on i slept for like...
I slept for nine hours
we've just landed in Paris ah French French language viva la France
just waiting in the airport now and I must say it's pretty nice airport
over there they've got like a ps4 and arcade games that you can play for free
so hats off to you Paris!
we're live on the ground on the streets of England
that's a chinese there it's a chinese takeaway there
it's a little bit windy we're live on the ground on the streets
this is a city called Sheffield city and it is not pretty
it is actually it's quite shitty in sheffield's city that's a little tongue twister
there's a lot of chinese students knocking about!
there's a lot of chinese students here... what's going on?
if i didn't tell you you probably thought i was walking down the
streets of china with all these chinese students walking about!
so this is Sheffield city what's that there? frog and parrot?
and we're gonna head over... is it open? oh no it's closed! It looks like it's shut down!
We're about to go to this chippy... oh it's open!
It's just got a smashed door
we're going to have some fish and chips at this Devonshire chippy simply the best
it's not open yet... oh are you sure? the lights are on... let's go in
oh it's not open oh god damn it!
we came all this way... huh
happy lemon! happy lemon chinese bubble tea i'm gonna get one...
you want one now? you want one now or...nah i'm gonna bring one back
we're in a very dark shitty cloudy city my hometown of Sheffield
and uh this is the town center we're on west street which is especially shitty!
and we're just heading to uh get some fish and chips
we're just walking down the streets of Sheffield city and it's freezing
it's cold it's dark it's grim it's just not nice at all this is my hometown of Sheffield
there's guys... there's people there begging for money
it's rough and it's scary and it's dark
ah a town hall
a little inside info for the fans this is this very place this very street is where i met Jiao
for the first time!
oh yeah! we met here!
I was walking i was just like that guy stood there walking
and Jiao... I came to you... Jiao was walking this way and we just met by chance!
just crossing the road here
there's Debenhams!
the crime rate here is about 99%
are we still searching for this chippy? yeah
around the corner there's a fish and chips
around the corner is it?
we're having a quintessential British fish and chips well we're searching for one anyway
because the other one was shut!
chinese supermarket here
there's a chinese supermarket it's even got chinese writing on it
oh chinese restaurant there and then what's this sandwich shop
oh you saw it the other day what's this van doing? it's gonna go on the curb!
oh i see it Brenda's fish and chips! oh it's closed! why is everywhere closed?
where can we go now? I remember there's fish and chips in the shopping mall...
but we don't want to go back to the shopping mall do we now
oh well
don't know any more fish and chips... do you know if there's any others?
it's freezing it's real cold it's real gloomy and dim and dull
and down there is the crucible theater if you're a snooker fan
that's where they always hold all the snooker tournaments
and so if you live in Sheffield sometimes you'll just see snooker players walking down
the street like Ronnie O'sullivan and uh what's the other guy Ding Zhong Hui
well we're looking for this chinese restaurant...what
restaurant is that? is tha... oh no I said that we're not allowed...
I said that when we're in England we're not allowed to eat Chinese food
yeah but there's no fish and chips
because what's the point... of eating Chinese food when we're in England?
We should be fishing fish and chips every day all right!
so anyway we're going to chinese restaurant...
oh i saw this... i remember we saw this one last time but we've never been here
Chinese kitchen!
let's go in then... we're now going into a British Chinese restaurant
I'm gonna show off... i'm gonna show off my Chinese speaking skills
I'm gonna walk in and say nihao!
what's this one? it's a chicken... chicken, some kind of fish hot pot kind of thing,
and then Hong Kong style crispy pork belly isn't it?
I knew there was something dodgy about this restaurant
we just came to get the bill and I gave them my credit card and she's
like 'oh we don't take card we only take cash'
so i've had to go outside to the cash point and go and get some money
and i'm walking back to the restaurant now...