- Three, two, action.
(upbeat guitar music)
(air blows)
(laughter)
(air blows)
(flute music)
(laughter)
- Keep playing.
Sal, Sal!
Keep playing.
Sal, keep on playing.
- You're not allowed to say cut, Sal.
- Charlotte, get in there.
Play that song, Charlotte.
(laughter)
(flute music)
The message is getting through, Joe.
You're being charmed.
- Sal, not yet.
Don't call cut!
- Dance it out, Charlotte, dance it out.
(laughter)
- Look at sal!
(laughter)
- [Joe] Here we go, here you go, Sal.
Bring it down.
- Here we go.
Imagine you're starting a city from scratch.
What well-known leaders of the world would serve
as an inspiration for your city?
Jennifer, what'd you have?
- Madeleine Albright and, uh, Obama.
- Joe?
- I put the man that made birth control.
(laughter)
Don't know his name,
but I'm pretty sure it was a man.
But I know his work.
(laughter)
- [Q] Look at Sal.
- What kind of people do you visualize moving to this city?
- Of course, I thought hopefully it's a melting pot.
I'd like to know people of other races.
Indian, Asian, African, South American,
Antarctican, Puerto Rican, and women.
And I thought also it might be cool to have some winners
of "The Voice" there.
(laughter)
- [Q] Sal's losing it.
Sal's losing it.
(laughter)
Full tears just straight down his face.
- [Q] You wrote it, how could you find it this?
- 'Cause hearing Joe say it is a different thing, right?
- [Joe] Here we go, buddy.
- Ready for this?
You're just gonna reply adios, muchacho.
(laughter)
- I'm already on board.
- Okay, is that 'cause I'm Spanish?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Goodbye friend, goodbye pal.
- How's your day in the park, all right?
Having fun?
- Sal, you there, bud?
- Come in for Sal.
- [Q] Hey bud, it's Brian.
- Hey buddy, I'm just over by Jurassic World
just cleaning up.
- Okay, just wanted to let you know
I just got back from the doctors
and it's not looking good for me.
(laughter)
- It's his time.
(dramatic coughing)
He don't sound good.
- So cold.
(whistles)
- Adios, muchacho.
(laughter)
- Go on, Sal.
Make first contact.
He's done 130 episodes and this moment
is still as awkward to him.
(laughter)
- It's really warm out here, huh?
- Wait till she takes a huge bite
and then start talking to her.
Wait till she one throats a (beep)
Pret A Manger chicken avocado sandwich
and then start the conversation.
You (beep) idiot.
- Get up and leave. - Get up and walk away.
- Hold on, wait till she takes a phone call
and tell her, how about them Yankees?
You (beep) idiot.
Look at him, look at him!
(laughter)
She's (beep) one throating it
and you try to start a convo about the weather.
She's (beep) going to town on that thing
like it owes her money.
- [Q] And now he's just laughing like the joker
for no discernible reason.
- [Murray] A grown man crying on a bench.
(laughter)
- It's crazy how warm it got out here.
It was so windy before.
(laughter)
- That was easy.
We didn't have to give 'em anything.
- Here we go.
Looking for Juanita Indacaboosa.
(laughter)
- [Joe] Juanita Indacaboose.
- Juanita Indacaboosa?
No?
(laughter)
- Why don't we just put up the score board right now
and just want put a thumbs down for him.
- Daniel Picnic Handsomes, US Coast Guard?
(laughter)
- [Joe] That was a smile, he saved it.
- He held it in.
- Heimlich. (chuckles)
(laughter)
- That's one.
Ding!
Who you calling?
There's no lifeline, Regis.
- I just wanted to make a note that
this one is so (beep) stupid.
- That's the game.
- Heimlich Manure.
(laughter)
No?
Let's go through it.
Eetwont Flush.
(laughter)
- [Q] Eetwont Flush. - Ew.
Eetwont Flush.
I can't, this can't be.
Son Ambulance.
(silly music)
Son Ambulance?
(laughter)
- No Son Ambulance.
- Ita Dapeeza.
(laughter)
Ita Dapeeza.
- [Murray] Eat the pizza.
- Ita Dapeeza, Ita Dapeeza!
- Here we go, last couple here.
(laughter)
- Oh!
- Faith Bitch.
(laughter)
Faith Bitch.
- I don't know what's going on, I don't know.
You know what it is?
Old (laughs).
(laughter)
- That's got him!
- I'm gonna bet dollars to donuts
nobody here is Ol' Fashioned Handy.
(laughter)
Old Fashioned Handy.
Well, that's all the names I have.
We're through the list I have.
There's five remaining people.
Oh, just ask them their names?
(laughter)
- Sal, start shopping out of people's hands.
Whatever they grab is the thing you wanted.
The lady with the denim shirt.
- Oh, I thought you were putting it down.
- No, no, no.
(laughter)
- Sal, everything she picks, you want.
Every one.
(laughter)
And just keep holding 'em.
- This one looks nice.
(laughter)
- Keep going, do it again.
(laughter)
Are you taking them all?
- I was just looking if this fits me.
- Oh, okay. - Thank you, thank you.
(laughter)
- Listen, everything I go to pick up,
you pick up right in front of me.
- She's on to you.
Take the head off her head.
(laughter)
- [Murray] She's holding it!
She won't let go!
- I was just looking at it.
- Oh really, let me show you something.
- What?
This one.
- [Q] She's gone!
(laughter)
- She did the old tap on the shoulder.
- [Q] Wow.
- We're also collecting money for charity today.
- I can't even look. - Oh my God, Sal.
- And I will.
It's a really good cause.
- No, no!
- I've been collecting for it for years now.
It's my own charity that I made up.
(laughter)
I'm so sorry.
I have this,
I'm so sorry.
- Oh (beep).
- Yeah, yeah, for what?
- Well-- - [Joe] Now.
- For this.
- [All] Now, now, now!
- [Sal] Oh my God.
- Now, now.
- Oh my God, sorry.
Oh my God, oh my God.
- [Joe] Now, now! - Sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. - [Joe] Now!
- You seem like a great guy.
(laughter)
- Now!
- You could do, are you from New York?
- I'm not, I'm touring.
- So you're visiting then? - [All] Now, now, now,
now, now, now, now, now.
- How long are you here for? - [All] Now, now, now, now,
now, now, now, now, now,
now, now, now, now, now.
- I'm done, I'm done.
I'm done.
- We got him! - Nice.