This Sunday I defend my Raw Women's Championship in a Kendo Stick on
a Pole Match.
>> [NOISE] >> My opponent is
everyone's favorite human sock puppet, Bayley.
>> [NOISE] >> Now,
the first woman to climb up that pole and retrieve that kendo stick gets to legally
use that thing to inflict pain, on her opponent.
>> [NOISE] >> Now, I know what y'all are thinking,
Bayley and I can double click on a polo match, really?
[LAUGH] I mean, we all know how it's gonna go.
We all see Bayley trying to hug the kendo stick, right?
But to actually take it and try to hit somebody with it.
No way.
I mean, we all saw last week when Bayley actually had the kendo stick.
She couldn't pull the trigger.
No. That's why I said I was like, what?
But with Bayley, here's the thing.
As the goddess, the WWE, I knew that if I really wanted to understand Bayley,
I had to dig deep into her past.
[NOISE]. And once I found what I found,
I could not wait to show you guys.
>> What? >> What did I find?
I found, ladies and gentlemen, >> [NOISE]
>> Boys and girls,
>> [NOISE]
>> WWE universe,
>> [NOISE]
>> Bayley, this is your life.
[MUSIC]
I mean, look at all of these Bayley
artifacts,these are amazing.
Now, you huggers are gonna really like this one.
This is Bayley's first ever doll that
she's had since she was two year, >> [NOISE]
>> Actually,
I think she still plays with this one.
Nevermind.
What else do we got here?
Look at this trophy.
>> [NOISE] >> That is a beautiful trophy.
I wonder what she won this in.
Baseball, basketball, no.
No.
Best in sportsmanship.
>> [NOISE] >> Sportsmanship?
They give all trophies for that?
Wow.
Wow, she must have really won some scholarships with this one.
[LAUGH].
Let's see what else we got here.
We got Slinkys, yo-yos.
[LAUGH]. I really outdid myself this time.
Would you look at that Bayley's yearbook?
[LAUGH].
Let's see what Bayley was voted most likely to do.
All right, we've got, Here she is.
Side ponytail and all.
Bayley most likely to Apologize.
>> [NOISE] >> [LAUGH].
Actually, I do believe that one because Bayley has been apologizing her
entire life.
But let's get away from this stuff.
Let's get to the good stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got some very, very special guests with me tonight.
I have people of Bayley's past.
>> [NOISE] >> Yes, clap for yourselves.
Now, I have a very special guests ladies and gentlemen,
Bayley's fourth grade teacher Mrs. Flapper.
>> [NOISE] >> Now, Mrs.
Flapper, if that's your real name.
Mrs. Flapper, what was Bayley like as a student?
>> Bayley was a really nice girl.
Perfect Attendance.
Always sat, always in the front row right next to her father.
>> Her father?
In the same room?
The same classroom!
Go on.
>> Well, she couldn't be away from him that long.
And Bayley would start to cry.
>> Cry? Cry.
Tears cry?
[LAUGH].
How embarrassing!
That just takes daddy's girl to a whole new level.
Thank you.
Thank you Mrs. Fapper.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Flapper.
There we go.
Flaps McGaps right there, that woman.
Now ladies and gentlemen, I have Bayley's ex-childhood best friend, Tracy Havalina.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Now Tracy,
what was it like being Bally's best friend?
>> My gosh, Bayley was the nicest girl ever.
I mean, we were best friends for all these years.
Unfortunately, some people took advantage of that, like her doing other
people's homework, or people would get in trouble she would take the blame for it.
I mean, no one wanted to be her friend, but I was still always nice to her.
But we were pretty much inseparable until that happened.
>> Tracy, between us, woman to woman this is our safe safe zone.
>> Until what?
>> Okay. Well, when I wanted to hang out like
friends usually do, like go to the mall or go to the pool, or go rollerblading.
Guess what?
She wanted to stay in and watch Monday Night Raw or SmackDown.
She never wanted to hang out with me.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Trace.
Trace, is it all right if I call you Trace?
I know all these people are being rude, but I'm not gonna be rude to you.
Trace.
>> [NOISE].
Are you trying to tell me me that Bayley's
childhood dream was to be a WWE superstar?
I'm just kidding.
[LAUGH].
That was a joke.
Cuz we're all sick and tired of hearing how that was her childhood dream.
But you know what?
It does make sense.
You have filled me in on something.
It makes sense that she stopped going to the mall at that time and
explains why she still dresses like a 12 year.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, my last guest but
certainly not least, Bayley's ex boyfriend.
Ladies and gentlemen Phil Johnson.
>> [NOISE] >> Phil,
what was it like being Bayley's ex boyfriend?
>> Bayley was a very nice girl, Phil.
>> Phil. Phil.
Philly.
A big Phil.
Let's just cut to the chase.
Everyone here is dying to know what was it like on your first date?
>> it was okay.
Kinda strange.
Like showing about her father along everything we went to.
Right?
We go to the movies, her dads there.
We grab tea, there he is, her father.
>> What?
>> We almost have this one moment one night, I thought we're gonna kiss.
I close my eyes, nothing happened and open him.
And there he is, it's her freaking father.
>> I almost kissed him.
>> My God.
No, no, no.
Please tell me or do I need to hear more?
Let's go on.
>> No, I wish I was.
But the fact the matter is,
I only dated Bayley because I wanted to get close to you Tracy.
>> Really?
You wanted to get close to me all those years?
I thought you were always out of my league.
I didn't realize.
Are you serious?
>> Yes, Tracy.
>> I always liked you.
>> This is hard to watch.
>> That's disgusting.
See, Bayley.
See Bayley, this is your life.
Right there.
[MUSIC]
>> [NOISE] >> Now Bayley's had enough.
[MUSIC]
>> Yeah
[MUSIC]
I don't know what to say is
[MUSIC]
Bayley approaches the ring and her opponent on Sunday in Extreme Rules,
Alexa Bliss.
Here comes Bayley and Alexa Bliss wasting little time going around after Bayley.
>> Not necessarily the brightest move by Bayley.
>> Look at Bayley though, turning the tables on Bliss.
>> [NOISE] >> And
Bayley taking it to the Women's Champion.
>> [NOISE] >> My goodness,
what a right hand by Bliss.
>> [NOISE] >> And Bayley go.
>> [NOISE] >> Perhaps Alexa Bliss
awaking something in Bayley.
>> [NOISE] >> You think?
>> And Alexa Bliss came out here and
humiliated Bayley in front of the entire WWE Universe.
>> Yeah. Alexa Bliss honestly deserves this.
What does Bayley have in her mind?
There it is, kendo stick.
>> She's thinking about, Looking at smile on her face, but she's ready to use it.
>> Maybe let's not wait till Sunday.
Bayley gonna try to grab the kendo stick tonight.
>> Goodness.
>> Alexa Bliss not allowing it to happen.
>> Bayley came down ribs first across the top rope.
[LAUGH] >> Look at what Bliss had planed.
Part of being the goddess of WWE, includes always having a plan.
And Bayley this is your life.
Come Sunday, this could be Bayley's Extreme Rules.
>> Alexa Bliss, sending a little message to Bayley tonight.
Sucker in.
[MUSIC]
And the Raw Women's Champion standing tall but we'll see.
Sunday at Extreme Rules, kendo sticking and a pole for superstar to grab it.
You can use it legally
[MUSIC]