Hey, Dan here and today I have a date
Awkwardly
I haven't had a date for a long time because last time I think we played a dating game with a pug in it which was even weirder.
Would you like to hear a joke?
I'm already looking at one...
Are you kidding me? Today we are playing a game called 'Check, Please!' which is a game where it's kind of like you remember surgeon simulator
Before I had to take the videos down :( Well it's got controls like that, but you're on a date.
And you have to do the things the date says, but it's gonna be difficult, and I dunno, but let's see how we perform
What's with the music?
What's going on? Why do you look so shocked? 'It's a little dark in here. Could you light the candle?' Oh.
No, this isn't gonna be nice, and I've just clicked off the screen. 'It's a little dark in here.' (Dan in a weird voice)
'Could you light the candle?' Certainly, dear, certainly. So the candle in the middle.
This this very very precariously. Oh, she's getting mad. Are you angry do we have time limit for this?
Why do I keep clicking off the screens? This isn't fun. I had to reload the game.
Hopefully she doesn't get mad this time. Right we need to..
..grab this match.
But how do we grab the match? I'm so confused oh, I went oh okay, I'm gonna have to grab the candle instead right
Can I can I grab it ?
I can't even grab it oh. No, that's that's not gonna bode well for this is it. She's already getting disgruntled
Why can't I pick this up? Hello? (weird laugh)
I'm so sorry. This is slightly awkward. I'm just trying to grab this match, but my hand only goes round in circles!
*giggles* See? She's amazed, she's like how can your wrist do that? I'm not sure but would you like a rose?
Would you uh? Would you? Would you like a rose? I don't appear to be able to pick like anything up to be honest.
Everything's just going a little bit wrong. 'Let me put a drink in your mouth'.(dan awkwardly says)
no, oh, okay, she
She didn't like it, did she? So the controls are grab left. It can hold rotate right click and drag.
That's what I'm doing, but I can't grab the lighter. (gasp) Oh!
I grabbed the knife okay..Does it just..?
I don't even know...it grabbed the knife, but it won't grab anything else!
Grabs the fork? Okay, I can spin this round unfortunately. We don't have any dinner. Okay. I've got the spoon as well.
Not gonna be able to do anything with that. Oh, yeah. I got the match. Okay right look here look it I'm gonna
I'm gonna light it for you. It's gonna be the perfect day!
Yes, could you?
"Could you pour us some wine oh?" No, okay? Let me just drop this over here
I'm sure that's not a fire concern at all oh no Oh, No. I hope this goes well. Hey
This isn't...
..too...bad!!!
Is that good? Oh you want some too, huh?
Okay, one second. I'm comin' over. I'm comin'..OH! NONONO! Do not stab her with a fork and that would be a terrible...
Terrible way to start date.
Hey, I got some on the table, but it doesn't matter. Can you feed me three meatballs? Oh? I knocked my glass over
Oh, No no what's happening get off me?
All of my drink has came out. Don't be gone the meatballs are moving all by themselves and.. haha!!
It came down the other side!
It's still coming down. What's happening? Hello?
Wineglass, are you okay? All right. We need a fork. Oh I got one. I've got a meatball
Open wide!
Here come the meatballs!
Did it work? I don't know where your meatballs have gone. They just kind of like they've decided to.. (giggle)
What has happened with this game? What has happened? I..
Think she likes it. I think this is working. I'm just gonna carry on stabbing these meatballs.
Hope why is that one over there? Oh?
No the meatball knocked it over oh come on - see oh
She has a moustache now. What is happening? I'm sure
This is not who you said you were online. Oh, my goodness really
Right at least that's done that can be gone
Let's see we do this a little bit quicker now get the wine get the wine and pour it in
She just twiddled her moustache and somehow. I got the wine in from over there, and now the oil is spilling out
Ugh, this is why I don't go on dates right here. here We go meatball number one. Oh hold on a second
Doesn't matter if we knock everything else over
Three in one is that the end or is she just really mad
Could someone confirm did she leave she left Wow
I
Have no idea what's going on
this date
Was doomed from the start...
This isn't my fault wasn't my choice of music stop twitching your moustache because it's freaking me out. Just a little bit
Okay, is this the end?
Yeah, is the end okay?
I fed her three meatballs like ten times this must be the end.
Actually want to leave. I'm surprised. She didn't leave sooner to be honest stop this effect. My ears. I was a little bit crazy
That was short though
Let's find another game. Fun fact, that game was made in between 48 hours and 72 hours over two days or three which is
We've really impressive. What better thing to do after a terrible date. Then look after many many cute dogs let's (laughs)
Sometimes you know what sometimes I wake up and I have no idea what I'm gonna create
And then I look at the end of the day, and I'm like hmm. that was an interesting day. This is one of them
I'm missing all the instructions, but
What is that?
What am I throwing oh? No?
I've missed out on all of the instructions
We've got dogo's your treat gun is oh its a treat gun, dude
Really, I think I think the phone's ringing hello. Hello
Where's my phone? Where'd I put it? That's a Nintendo switch? That's a mug come on pop? Where's the phone?
I'm lost and confused. Where are the dogs?
Where are the dogs?
I want dogs? Did I kill the dog? Why is it red? The exit button doesn't work.
It doesn't want me to leave ever I missed the instructions. Please let me leave okay, and lets start again
I don't think we got off on the right foot
um what does it say pick up the phone when a client calls to request your services
Okay, use your treat gun to feed the dogs. Ah that would have been helpful information earlier use your water gun to clear them up
Okay, throw your ball to play with them
Not quite sure how I do that
I only have a treat gun and stuff answer the door as soon as possible. You don't want the owners to be mad, okay
But where is my phone?
Answer door there's no one there. Where's my phone? Where is my where is my phone where is it? Oh there it is
Hello, sir. I need someone to look after Callie. You look like a very cool. Dude. Oh, my goodness look doge care
Okay, let's wait for Callie to arrive oh
look
Hello, you know like your hamster with a tail. Oh my goodness. What are you doing stop stop that right now? Are you okay?
What are you doing? Why are you trying to go over there? It's it's fine in here, No hey. She's angry
Look at the ball in her mouth, I can't carry any more balls
I don't how to throw the balls oh the phone's ringing the phone's ringing the phone's ringing hello
Sheba sure hey, how's it going?
Want a treat
There you go have a treat enjoy uh answer the door. Thanks for that no problem. Who's this hello
Why are they so scared of me?
That that's probably why isn't it guys? I have no idea how to throw a ball at all you want treats water
What do you want? What if what happens if I make you incredibly fats? I?
Can't carry any more balls. I don't know how to throw them the phone's ringing be right back
Winston oh you look like
You're like a real interesting individual Wow why are you following me? I can't carry any more balls. What have I told you?
Take a treat oh no someone's here someone says someone said do not say that I did a bad job
Okay, no problem little old lady Winston. How's it going, buddy? I like you already
Samson so you have Samson and Winston, too. You get better at yeah, oh no
oh no this is bad so bad
Have a treat. I'm sorry. Oh my goodness that dog is massive. Why is this dog so big gunner?
You look too young to have a dog by yourself, not a lie I've also run out of treats
This isn't going well at all ah here. We go yeah, that's better Emma
Why do you have so many dogs this dog has trapped me? Oh man?
This is actually getting out of - getting really out of hands. I just wanna everyone's angry at me
I'm just firing treats at them and the phones still ringing. I don't even know where
my phone's gone. Is that it down there. Hello
Yeah, that's it shadow. What a great name for a dog. You know one of you get out of the way
Okay, I have a feeling that dog care isn't for me
Let's try something else okay sticking with the theme of I guess
finding love
Last girl on earth this game is called
I think I'm this guy at the top not quite sure why I'm in a tank, but you know what I'm gonna
Give my girlfriend a flower, and I think I just need to protect her
protect your girlfriend and satisfy her needs oh
My goodness. Yep, okay, I need to explode these this guy has a cat
That's now on fire. Oh
These guys trying to impress her as well
Okay, that makes sense
Kind of kind of not really I mean these guys do have cats on them, so
Their threats big threats wait wait wait I've just realized. I don't know what's going on
Oh, I have to give her these why is she upset
No, what do you want flowers? There's no flowers? ive got one yes there?
We go okay, so I didn't realize we need to literally steal these guys things now. She wants a cat
Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No, no she's crying. She's crying. She's crying
Can someone just bring me a cat, please. I'm so close noo hahaha
I even had a tank and I couldn't win the girls heart. I messed up look. Oh, it's broken
Her heart is literally broken all right. Let's try again. I did wonder what those crossovers were for. Now I know I need but balloons
That's not a balloon. No that's not a balloon. It's definitely not a balloon once you want flower
She wants a cat
there we go bring me all the cats even though they were on fire she doesn't mind that much any of you Punk's got a
Cat there you go get yes
Okay, this is actually quite cool. I like this she still wants more cats anyone got a cat
Anyone got a cat. Nope. How are we supposed to win if if they don't spawn with a cat. It's really difficult
She still wants cats cats are the way to a woman's heart. Give me this cat no I kicked off. I'm sorry
I don't have a cat for you. I need to wait for this guy to get on the screen one
Yes, haha, so we just kind of do this
forever
Until she thinks I'm the best person on earth
Not sure how long it's going to take probably a while if if this carries on I think I'm going to lose again
She's getting sad. What does she what I do even know that is a flower yeah, that's a flower okay?
Do you want a cat another cat no she wants another balloon wait that's on a balloon. It's flower no
Someone bring me a flower. There's one know. Why sad face those. Her heart is breaking. I've lost I've lost again
She wants a balloon. No. That's a flower no
No, I'm just not very good at this am I actually you know what the first date was successful right um
No question, what happened today? Oh?
Wow oh this is one of those moods where I wanted to play just some random games
And I think we achieved that today with a strange theme
dogs and
a couple of weird dating games involving tanks and pouring wine all over myself, so I'm going to
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