Sorry I'm late.
Hawk grabbed my tie, wouldn't give it back.
Luckily my dad distracted it with his face.
Is he okay?
Ah, yeah, he's okay. He's got like razor talons
and like a knife beak so.
No, I meant your dad.
Oh, no, he's in serious pain.
This place looks great. Where's Ray?
Chef's in the kitchen.
Where's the kitchen?
Behind the... soundproof curtain.
What?
[Ray] Are you kidding me?!
I just had it! How could I lose--
It was here two seconds ago!
I swear on my father's prepurchased burial pl--!
Mmm, chef sounds mad.
Yeah, we should check on 'em.
Aw, come on!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, what're you doing?
Ah, I can't find my fifth flair.
and if I don't have all five flares, it's ruined!
Put the flares away, man, they're for emergencies only.
Hey, or for playing Truth or Flair.
It's fine.
Well, I just had the thing.
Flair's gone! It was here a second ago!
I found it.
- Just stop moving. - Where is it?
Dude, you gotta stop lighting flares in kitchens.
Why? What's the worst that could happen?
-Okay, hand 'em over. - Give it back.
We're done. We're done! We're done!
Ah, you're ruining my process!
Nah, don't put it the- [stammering]
Ah.
Okay, uh, Charlotte and Jack Swagger are close.
I got to go up to Junk 'N Stuff
and pretend like it's a fake store.
It is a fake store.
Exactly. This guy gets it.
What are you wearing?
Schwoz and I are the chefs.
I am... dressed like a chef.
Uh, from a cartoon?
This is what chefs wear.
- In cartoons. - No, in real life.
Okay.
Boom. Now that's a chef.
No. I got a can of pasta sauce right here
with a picture of chef on it. That's what chef wears.
- That's what a chef looks like. - You're sad.
What is Ray wearing?
I'm dressed like a chef.
What? From a cartoon?
- This guy gets it. - Look at the can!
The can's a lie!
[arguing]
I am so sorry
we are fully committed this evening.
There are no tables available, Madam Presidents.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there
because I was just on the phone with... the presidents.
- Wow. - Yeah.
Okay. Um, we would like to go
to the secret underground restaurant.
We have a reservation for Charlotte Page.
Hmm, one moment.
Ah ha, here it is and I have a note here
that says it's somebody's birthday today.
- Not mine. - It's not my birthday either.
They give you a free dessert
if you tell 'em it's your birthday.
Then I guess is my birthday.
Very good, sir. This guy gets it.
Right this way, please.
What'd I tell you about using flares
in the kitchen, dude ?!
What did I tell you about playing chess?!
That was Schwoz, dude, chess is for nerds.
Ha! Yeah, it is. We're good, Henry.
What ya got there, soundproof curtain?
Piper, how'd you get this piano down here?
Schwoz has a thing.
Okay. Why do you have a piano down here?
This is my baby grand, baby. I'm gonna play some slow jams
for tasty tips.
There's one person coming to dinner.
Ah, he's not a person, he's a celebrity.
You wouldn't understand.
Do you even know how to play the piano?
Nobody actually knows how to play the piano.
I mean look at this thing, there's like a million buttons.
Fortunately my phone just has one button.
[piano playing]
[sawing]
[explosion]
[elevator dinging]
Whoa! They need to fix their elevator.
You get used to it, I assume,
if you work here, which I don't. Hey, look a piano.
Nice playing.
I love a little slow jam.
Money speaks louder than words.
Uh.
We, uh, we have your table right over here.
Thank you.
[piano playing]
So, what's this place called?
It's called Food.
That's dumb.
[chuckles]
Is it? What if I told you it's Food spelled with a u...
with two dots over it?
See now, that's cool.
Cool spelled with a u with... two dots over it.
[laughing]
This guy gets it. This guy gets it.