WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTRESS YOU KNOW BEST FROM "ARMAGEDDON," AND
"THE LEFTOVERS," AND WHO I KNOW BEST AS ARWEN UNDOÓMIEL, THE
EVENING STAR OF HER PEOPLE IN "THE LORD OF THE RINGS."
PLEASE WELCOME, LIV TYLER!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HELLO!
SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> THAT WAS THE GREATEST INTRODUCTION EVER.
THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: AS PEOPLE DO KNOW YOU FROM MANY THINGS, BUT DO I
KNOW YOU AS THE ARWEN UNDOÓMIEL.
I'VE GOT TO SAY YOU HAVE NOT AGED A DAY SINCE 20 YEARS AGO.
>> I'M 4 IS NOW.
>> Stephen: I DON'T BELIEVE -- I'M 41 NOW.
>> Stephen: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU FOR A MOMENT.
I'M NOT ALWAYS STAR STRUCK BUT I'M A LITTLE STAR STRUCK RIGHT
NOW.
>> OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE VERY HAPPY MEMORIES OF MAKING THAT
MOVIE?
>> I DO.
IT HAD NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE MAKING THREE MOVIES AT ONCE.
>> Stephen: DID YOU KNOW WHO ARWEN WAS?
>> I DIDN'T.
I HAD HEARD OF THE BOOKS A LITTLE BIT.
>> Stephen: YOU'D HEARD OF THEM?
( LAUGHTER ) >> I KNOW.
YOU'RE AMAZING.
MY MOTHER ACTUALLY GAVE ME HER ORIGINAL COPIES FROM THE '60s,
WHICH WAS PRETTY AMAZING.
>> Stephen: I'VE SPOKEN TO KATKATCATE BLANCHETT ABOUT THIS.
SHE KEPT H HER EARS AS AN ELF HERSELF.
DID YOU KEEP YOURS?
>> THE EARS MELTED BECAUSE THEY WERE A PROSTHETIC GLYCERIN-Y
KIND OF THING.
>> Stephen: THEY MELTED?
YOUR EARS ARE PROSTHETIC AND KIND OF MADE OUT OF GELATIN.
>> Stephen: THEY'RE NOT MICROWAVE SAFE?
>> I LEFT ONE ON THE DASHBOARD OF THE CAR AND IT MELTED INTO
THE CAR.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ON THE DASHBOARD
TO HAVE THE CAR, YOUR EARS MELT OFF.
>> Stephen: YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING FOR ME?
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO HOOK BEHIND YOUR COUCH FOR --
OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
>> I BROUGHT MY SWORD.
>> Stephen: OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS ARWEN'S SWORD.
>> THAT WAS A GIFT.
>> Stephen: MAY I?
YES, YOU MAY.
IT'S BEEN IN MY AT TICK FOR 15 YEARS.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T PLAY WITH IT ALL THE TIME?
( LAUGHTER ) >> WOW!
( CHEERING ) >> Stephen: OH, MY GOD!
OH, CHECK IT OUT!
THIS IS WHEN YOU HOLD IT OVER YOUR HEAD AND TELL -- WOULD YOU
INDULGE IN A FANTASY OF MINE?
>> MAYBE.
>> Stephen: IT'S SAFE FOR TV.
DO YOU REMEMBER?
>> I DO.
>> Stephen: I'LL BE FRODO.
( LAUGHTER ) SCOOT OVER A LITTLE BIT.
SIT UP ON THAT.
>> I MIGHT CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF.
DO YOU WANT TO GO HERE?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: OKAY.
SO -- >> READY?
>> Stephen: YEAH.
SO THE LORD OF THE RINGS JUST SAID "SURRENDER THE HAVLING"!
>> IF YOU WANT HIM, COME AND CLAIM HIM.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I KNOW THE ELVIS, TOO.
>> Stephen: DO THE ELVIS.
( SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: OH, THAT IS NICE.
IT HAS A GOOD WEIGHT TO IT.
>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
REAL SWORDSMITHS MADE THESE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I HAVE ONE OF THE STINGS.
>> IT HAS THE WRITING.
YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.
>> Stephen: I DO NOT.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU'RE IN A NEW SHOW ON HULU
CALLED "HARLOTS."
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I HESITATE TO ASK --
>> I'M NOT A HARLOT.
>> Stephe.NOT IN THE SHOW.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: NOW YOU PLAY LADY
ISABELLA FITZ WILLIAM.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THAT'S A HELL OF A HAIRDO.
IS THAT YOUR OWN UPDO?
>> IT'S PART OF MY HAIR, BUT IT'S GOT A WHOLE CAGE AND THEY
PUT YOUR HAIR AROUND IT.
>> Stephen: THAT SEEMS LIKE YOU COULD ACTUALLY HIT YOUR HEAD
ON A DOOR FRAME AS YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
>> DEFINITELY.
I HAD TO WALK SIDEWAYS LIKE A CRAB BECAUSE MY SKIRTS WERE
REALLY BIG.
I WOULD THINK I WOULD FIT THROUGH THE DOOR, BUT THEN I
WOULD HAVE AN ACCIDENT AND HAVE TO TURN.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP.
CAN YOU TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> ONE OF THE MAIN HARLOTS WANTS MONEY FROM ME.
I'M VERY BAD AT SETTING UP CLIPS.
>> Stephen: NO, I JUST FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE WORD
"HARLOT."
>> LYDIA QUIGLEY HAS SENT ONE OF HER BEST GIRLS TO COME BECAUSE
SHE'S BRIBING ME FOR MONEY.
I'M AN ARISTOCRATIC WOMAN, AND SHE'S COME INTO MY HOUSE ASKING
ME FOR A LOT OF MONEY.
>> Stephen: JIM.
MY CURRENT BENEFACTOR MS. QUIGLEY SENDS ME IN HER HOUR
OF NEED.
>> HOW DARE YOU COME.
ER SITUATION IS QUITE DESPERATE.
>> I'VE READ ABOUT IT IN THE EVENING RACK, A STENCH OF CRIME
AND KIDNAP.
HOW MUCH DOES SHE WANT?
>> 500 POUNDS.
TOMORROW.
MY BROTHER HOLDS MY PURSE.
I CANNOT GET IT.
SHE'S PRESSED ME TO THREATEN YOU.
>> WHY?
DOES SHE HOLD YOUR SECRET, TOO?
>> Stephen: CLASSIC HARLOT BEHAVIOR.
WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
YOU MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE.
"HARLOTS" SEASON TWO IS ON HULU!
LIV TYLER, EVERYBODY!