-And then I got to see your husband and your mom backstage.
-Yeah. -So cute.
But, man, oh, man, talk about cute --
your little baby.
-My Bean. -I mean, how old is Bean?
-My Meatball. -How old is the Meatball?
-He -- [ Laughter ]
-I can´t -- I can´t call him "Meatball," no.
-Meatball. He´s 9 1/2 months. -He´s still --
[ Audience awws ] He is the cutest baby.
-He really is. He´s such a happy --
-I saw a cute little round head. He´s so bald and cute and...
-He´s like an old man. [ Laughter ]
-He´s happy, a big smile on his face.
-He has a shriveled butt.
-Ohh! [ Laughter ]
That´s the best face. -Ugh!
-And he must be -- he´s so lucky to have you as a mom.
I mean, you got to -- -I mean...
-You´re cool. You get to see him --
-I´m glad I have that recorded.
I can play that back to him one day.
[ Laughter ]
-Before therapy. Oh, yeah.
He said, "I was gonna be --" No.
-"What do you see when you look at this picture?"
[ Laughter ] -But you --
Do you sing lullabies to him and...
-I try to. He cries when I sing.
[ Laughter ]
-What? -He has since birth...
-Ooh. -...which is kind of rough.
He likes "Row, Row, Row Your Boat,"
so he´ll allow that one. [ Laughter ]
-Oh, that´s a classic. -[ Laughs ] It´s a classic.
-A little repetitive. -And I have to --
-A little repetitive. -Well, it´s repetitive,
so I have to keep going up a notch each...
♫ Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream ♫
♫ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream ♫
[ Higher pitched ] ♫ Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream ♫
[ Higher pitched ] ♫ Row, row, row your boat, gently down... ♫
[ Higher pitched ] ♫ Row, row, row your boat ♫
And get as high as I possibly can.
-Oh, my God. -And then it´s over.
And then he cries. [ Laughter ]
-I mean, come on.
And how is the other baby? Now, what -- how --
-My 6-year-old teenager?
-She´s 6 years old now?
-She´s so radical. -She´s so cute.
I love her. I saw her. -Aww.
-This is a picture from the VMAs.
-Oh, come on with that. [ Audience awws ]
-Oh, my goodness. The whole -- What a great family.
[ Applause ] -Oh, look at that face, too.
-Oh, she´s so cute. -She looks like "Firestarter."
[ Laughter ] -She -- no, she´s so -- I --
We have a video of her singing along --
´cause you were performing at the VMAs.
-Yes. -And her singing along,
lip-synching every move... -That video kills my heart.
-...with... -It´s so cute.
-...her dad behind her. You were performing.
Can we just show a clip of this, of Willow?
-♫ What about all the broken happy ever afters? ♫
♫ Oh, what about us? ♫
♫ What about all the plans that ended in disaster? ♫
-Oh, no, it´s so cute! [ Laughter ]
-Oh! -What about us?
-Oh. Oh. [ Cheers and applause ]
-♫ What about us? ♫
Oh, no, I love her so -- She´s just awesome.
Let´s -- -So fun.
-Let´s talk about the new album. -All right.
-"Beautiful Trauma" right here. Here we go.
And this is the -- the -- -Vinyl.
-Yeah, this is the vinyl. I mean, we go old-school here.
-I know. [ Chuckles ] -We have to go vinyl, yeah.
We´re psyched about this.
Tell me about the new single that´s coming out.
It´s you and -- and Eminem. -"Revenge."
-"Revenge." -Yes. I --
-And you got Eminem to rap on it.
-I know. -I...
-I love him so much. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Well, I think -- I think we all do.
-I love him so much. -We all do.
But I love you so much, too.
But you guys -- How did you get him to do this track?
-I -- I decided that I would like to have a Rap Grammy.
And... [ Laughter ]
-Roots -- Roots can make that happen, man, yeah.
-I was like, "Who can -- Who can get me that?"
I think -- -Yeah, the --
-No, but I was drinking a lot of wine when I wrote that song.
-And -- -When you wrote "Revenge."
-And I went home, and I drank more wine,
´cause that´s what you do when you´re drinking wine.
-You think that´s a good idea to drink more wine?
-You just forget water´s an option.
[ Laughter ]
And then I wrote this long e-mail to Marshall.
And I was like, "Look, I love you.
I´ve always loved you.
I´ve loved you since I asked you for your autograph
at 2001 VMAs and..."
-[ Slurring ] "You´re my best friend."
-"I love..."
-"And I think that everything´s great."
-"And I love you. We work with the same people.
Like, Rihanna, she´s way hotter than me,
but I´m funnier and..." [ Laughter ]
"I would just need you to listen to this song,
and I need you to do it."
And he just wrote back, "Okay." [ Laughter ]
"Okay." [ Cheers and applause ]
-He just said, "Okay?" -"Okay."
-You´re doing "Saturday Night Live"...
-Yes. Yes. -...this weekend.
That´s gonna be fun. -I´m so excited.
It´s been 12 years. -Oh, yeah.
Wow. Has it been 12 years? -12 years.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-It goes by so fast. -I know.
-You´re doing that, but then you´re getting ready for a tour.
-I am. -But what are you -- What --
´cause I -- -What am I gonna do?
-Seriously, ´cause I´ve seen you...
-[ Laughing ] I have no idea.
-...swinging around from crazy stuff.
-I know. -I go, "You´ll never top that."
And then you swing from something crazier --
I go, "Oh, you´ll never top that."
Then I´m like, "Please stop, ´cause you´re going to get --
This is crazy what you´re doing."
-I have -- they -- I hear that there´s these drones
that can fly a magic carpet. -Stop. Now, now, now.
No, don´t you even -- [ Laughter ]
Pink, I don´t even want to discuss this.
When are you -- You cannot do that.
-There´s cannons. -I´m saying no,
and I want video proof of me saying, "Don´t do that.
You´re not doing that." [ Laughter ]
But when are -- when is that starting -- the tour?
-March 1st in Phoenix. -Oh, man.
Congratulations. -I´m so excited. Thanks. Thanks.
-Come back -- Please, when -- I know I´m gonna come see you.
-Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Bye-bye. Pink! -Thank you.