Ready for the full Vanzilla Tour?
- Let’s roll. - And rock.
Let’s start off with the exterior of the Loud Louse family van.
This large vintage vehicle is sure to catch eyes
with its two tone green and white color scheme.
The two doors on either side are perfect for all the Loud siblings to pile in,
whether they are off to school or headed to a fun family vacation.
Why ae you bringing that on vacation?
You have your sun block. I have mine.
Whoa, guys! This is too much stuff. Something's got to go back.
How about this humungo bag?
Absolutely not! That one’s very important!
- Puzzles? - The bag stays!
[arguing]
[whistling]
Enough! Stand back and let me work.
How did you do that?
Quite simple, really.
I merely used the formula combining elements of spatial analysis
and the basic physics theorem stating that for every object...
[door closing]
Don’t ask if you don’t really wanna know.
Being the family’s only mode of transportation, Lynn Senior.
always makes sure that it is in pristine condition.
Even if it doesn’t last very long.
Next we move to the inside of Vanzilla or is Lily refers to it Banzilly.
- Banzilly! - Awe!
Actually, sweetie, this is an airplane.
Banzilly! Banzilly!
Whoa! It shows just right, dudes. Look over there!
[gasping]
My baby!
There are four rows of seating, complete with dark green upholstery
that can fit all thirteen Louds and their animals way.
Wait!
[whistling]
However, not all seats in his van are created equal.
According the Lincoln, there is a sweet spot in the van
that is highly coveted among the Loud siblings.
What’s the sweet spot and why are you in it?
Oh, it’s, uh, it’s the worst seat in the whole car.
I put myself in it so none of you would have suffer.
Then why is it called the sweet spot?
Because I'm being sweet.
According to my calculations,
the sweet spot is actually the best seat in the car for various reasons,
including air circulation,
proximity to parental units, and the lack of chewable adhesive on the cushion.
It took me eight months to figure that out!
Shocker.
Located in the front, is a radio to jam out to some tunes
Ooh, Honey, it’s our prom theme.
Rrrr.
Ugh!
and AC that may or may not work.
Oh! It’s so hot.
Dad, can you turn on the AC before my hair totally frizzes?
huh? Doesn't seem to be working.
Uh, the coolant must’ve leaked when we crashed.
Pull over, Pops. I'll check it out.
No can do. Remember, eight o'clock check in.
Well, can someone just roll down a window?
Sorry, honey, but if we roll any of these windows down, they're not coming back up.
It also comes with a spacious trunk area
to hold all of the family’s groceries, which is a lot.
I bet I can literally carry the most bags.
[arguing[
[screaming]
Yeah! Go Luna! Most bands! What? Bands? What?
Now, it's time for some Vanzilla Bonus Facts.
This van has definitely been around the Royal Woods block more than once.
It's practically a family heirloom.
This is the third time Vanzilla’s broken down this week.
Don't you think it might be time for a new car?
I would love a new car, guys, it’s your dad who won’t go for it.
Vanzilla was his father’s van and his grandfather’s.
And it's what Lori and Leni used to learn how to drive.
Should I leave a note?
[crying]
Someday, even Lincoln will have the honor of driving Vanzilla.
[laughing]
It's also virtually indestructible.
This van has seen a lot and has had its share of messy moments.
It survived a full out brawl for the sweet spot,
[fighting]
Enough!
a dip in the pool…
It was really nice of you to help Lenny practice for her next test.
It's the least I could do. Is this the carpool lane?
And a family vacation with lots of mishaps.
[truck horn]
Oh, you can’t take my girl!
[hollering]
But in the end, it always comes out good as new and ready for the next adventure.
[gasping]
- My baby! What have I done? - Stand back and let me work.
Wow! Nice job, sweetie. How to do that?
Eh, it was no biggy.
Well, there you have it.
A full tour of Vanzilla.
Not only does this van help the Louds travel all over the place,
it’s a part of the family that is sure to be around for years to come.
I’m just glad we can all be together in Vanzilla again.
We are, too, even if one actually in Vanzilla!