I ordered the ugliest luxury items that one can find online.
I do ask myself, why would someone buy this stuff?
I understand people have different styles,
but I think there comes a point when someone just looks plain out crazy.
If you wear any of these items, then you are still fabulous regardless.
But for us who don't understand this fashion,
we're gonna give it a chance and we're gonna work with ourselves as we go
through. Oh no, is this for real?
Now let's start with the cheapest looking item first.
It is actually the cheapest item on today's list.
It cost 183 Euros, but honestly it looks like 20 Euros.
Now, ladies who recognizes this?
Pretty Woman, she wore this item.
This is the actual dress from the actual brand that made the iconic dress for
Pretty Woman. Do I really need to explain why it looks a little bit cheap?
I have a personal issue with this type of fabric.
They were popular last summer for bikinis and swimsuits.
And I just hate it. But you know,
what's odd is that I went to Mauritius for new years and I stayed at this resort
called One and Only,
and next to me at lunch was a woman who was sitting and wearing this
exact dress. And I couldn't believe my eyes. I thought to myself,
why,
why is she wearing this in this beautiful five star resort?
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Item number two,
no ladies, this is not a body exfoliating bath sponge.
You know my first impression is that this is some form of rag.
Well, it's actually a dress.
Now, where does it begin?
This is actually not a dress.
This is like a play suit. Ladies, this is not a joke.
I need help, one second. This makes me look huge.
Look, it goes, it even continues underneath.
This is made by one of my favorite brand, Emilio Pucci.
I know this is a collaboration with a Japanese designer.
Yes, a piece of art definitely. I mean this is not flattering. Look,
I look pregnant. You have no idea how hot this dress is.
I've only worn it for literally like 20 seconds and I'm boiling already.
All right, let's see what's next, shall we? So this item is this really trendy,
trendy item that actually even became a meme.
Ladies, let me introduce to you
the if you would like to remain single boot,
wear this.
Smells like rubber. Bottega Veneta rubber boots,
the iconic piece that you kind of wonder what an earth is this.
Now don't ask me why this boot has been so popular and why everyone is talking
about it. Wow. It's actually comy, very comfy.
My feet look ginormous in these shoes. What the hell is this?
Are they really serious when they create shoes like this?
So for a lovely price of 576 Euros,
you're not gonna meet a man this year. Any man watching me right now,
if you saw me on the street with these shoes, would you date me?
No.
I have to catch my breath after this ugliness.
Don't forget to tell me after you finish watching this video.
Which of today's items were the absolute worst? Don't worry,
I have more horror coming up.
Now, since I just mentioned man repeller fashion,
you're gonna see something really bad.
So how to look like a toddler when you're 35+.
I wonder if there's any man out there who find this attractive.
This is what I call man repeller fashion,
when we wear clothes that are gonna repel men.
They're not gonna come close to us,
but there's a lot of women who like to wear things like this.
And it makes me a little bit confused especially if you're single and you're
looking to mingle,
and then you're wondering why have I still not met the man of my life yet?
Not saying it's just because of what you wear of course, but ladies,
sometimes it's nice to look a little bit feminine. Don't you think?
I would never wear this, never in a million years.
But the good news is this was one of cheaper items at
350 Euros, something like that. Actually it's kind of comfy though,
still wouldn't wear it.
Now I have something special for you.
This is gonna be funny.
Thought I smelled a dog or something.
They are comfy though. Oh my God.
I look like a bear.
I feel like these are the feet to a bear costume. Now,
you know, this is like the hairy version of Birkenstock.
You know what is missing? A pair of socks. Now we're talking
extra comfort.
You know how everyone always loved to wear their socks with their Birkenstocks.
Now I'm doing it too. Do you think anyone would buy them and be like, wow,
these shoes are so pretty? I'm gonna look so attractive when I wear them.
Men are gonna be like, who is that sexy beast? Literally a beast on your feet.
Now what's coming up next is incredibly weird.
Now, have you ever had those days when you're like, oh,
I don't know if I should wear this oversized sweatshirt or if maybe I should
wear a dress? Well, good news for you ladies. You can now wear both.
I have no idea what this is.
I have no idea who invented this.
I think this is the ultimate crazy dress I've ever seen.
Imagine if I put these on,
they actually works together.
Ladies, how to forever stay single, wear this. To be honest,
this piece is a great conversation starter because anywhere you're gonna go,
people are going to be like, okay, what is going on here? Okay.
But we're not over yet. We have more.
Now what I'm about to show you next is a little bit X-rated. Another shoe.
Now, are you seeing what I'm seeing?
I don't think I generally have a dirty mind, ladies,
but you can't really escape what I'm seeing here, you know. Plus,
these shoes are so uncomfortable. This toe separation makes no sense.
You know what?
This is if you want to take your camel toe and take it to your feet to actually
have a real camel foot going on.
500 Euro, approximately for a camel toe.
No, thanks.
Now, last but not the least.
If you look like your dog chewed your sweater for 1300 Euros
then buy this Balenciaga sweater.
Now, but seriously ladies,
what is up with this fashion where you pay so much money for
something? Look,
look that arrives completely torn and broken for
1,300 Euros. This is insanity.
I don't care if it says Balenciaga,
it's never worth spending your hard earned money like this. Gosh,
it feels like this is gonna rip off any moment. In my next video,
these shoes are not classy,
you're gonna see me roasting more items that are trendy that you
shouldn't be wearing. I will see you in that video.