♪♪
- My favorite part was when you almost just tripped and fell.
- Oh my gosh.
[laughing]
- Anyways, hey, get in here.
I gotta go.
Pick you up at six?
- That's perfect.
- All right, take it easy.
- Dude!
How do you get all of these honeys?
You used to be so awkward,
now you're always with some hot girl.
- Okay, it's this weird thing I stumbled upon, right?
First, the woo.
Second, you say something with confidence.
Third, hit them with a cute facial expression.
Fourth, boop their nose.
And they're wooed.
- That is so dumb. - Wow.
- How dumb do you think we are? - Just, wow, I mean--
- No, it seriously works.
Okay, look, guys, look.
I don't want to have to do this to you right now,
but I'm about to show you how it's--
Woo!
[rock music]
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[singing] Woo-ooh-ooh!
♪♪
- I'm sorry, are you yelling at me?
- What are you doing?
- Say something with confidence.
[rock music]
I know you get this all the time,
but I just want to let you know, I think you're gorgeous.
Cute facial expression.
[rock music]
[romantic music]
- Okay, what do you want?
- Oh, man, she's gonna kill him.
- This is the tricky part.
Boop the nose.
- No.
- Don't.
- Yes, stop it.
[rock music]
- You know, you have a little something right there.
[romantic music]
♪♪
- All right, you have my attention.
I'm listening.
- That's it,
I just wanted to let you know I think you're beautiful.
Maybe I'll see you around sometime?
- Yeah, okay, maybe.
- There is no way that should have worked.
- It did work.
That's what you-- - What do you mean?
- Did you not see what happened?
- I want to try.
- There's your chance.
Look, look, look.
- No, she's holding hands with a--
- No, no, no, no, no.
They're obviously a couple.
[all whispering] - You can do it!
- Don't do it, don't listen--
- Woo!
[singing] Woo.
[romantic music]
♪♪
Woo.
- Uh, can I help you?
- Say something with confidence,
then cute expression.
[romantic music]
- Doth the fair maiden speak to me?
♪♪
- What's going on here, man?
♪♪
-
- What? No!
He's so far away.
- He can do it!
He can do it!
- You've got something on your nose.
- Dude, what are you doing?
- Something on your nose.
♪♪
- Wait--
- Boop.
- Awkward, man.
But bold.
Let's go get lunch.
Narrator:
- Yeah, okay.
- Sorry.
- She made the right choice.
- This is so stupid.
- What, if you're scared, you don't have to do it.
- I'm not scared,
I'm just saying, you can't expect a man--
- Jason, you are scared.
You are the biggest pansy I know.
- I am not the biggest pansy.
- Yes you are!
- Do you wanna see?
- Yes you are.
- WOO!
Woo.
[romantic music]
Woo!
W-w-w-we-we-woo.
♪♪
- Say something with confidence and cute- cute
- Are you okay?
- Now.
Tori:
I, y- I'm-I'm
Okay? Bye.
- Wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no.
- Nose, boop the nose.
- Let me boop that nose.
- Excuse me?
♪♪
- No.
- This is happening.
[slaps]
- [sobs] Why?
♪♪
Let me boop that nose.
[slaps]
- Okay, why do you keep trying?
- I just want you to like me.
- Okay.
- Just let me--
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!
♪♪
[slaps]
[screams] Oh!
Oh, no!
He told me that would work!
- Wait, what, who?
- Him.
- Hello?
- Okay, I'm sorry.
Look, stand up, come on.
Let's go put some ice on that.
Okay, let me just-- All right. - Okay.
- And just so you know, this means nothing.
Okay, let's go.
- Dude, it totally worked.
Narrator:
- Thanks for watching, guys.
Make sure to comment, subscribe, like,
share it with your friends.
- Maybe you should do some things like this
if you're trying to woo a lady.
Walk up to her like a normal person.
- Oh.
- No whooping or sounds necessary.
- Oh.
- Compliment her brain.
Forget about how she looks,
pretend she's a walrus,
and get to know her for her.
- I love walruses.