Like to see you try and make a YouTube Channel, darling!
Hi I'm Joel and I'm Lia and we are
reading out messages that aren't very nice!
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So now that
that's done, we're gunna be reading out hate mail, not necessarily hate mail, coz we don't
get that much hate but
we do get some, just mean comments.
Yeah, some are really mean but others are like just,
some of them are just a bit of a dig, and it's
hard not to take it personally.
Yeah it's only
started happening this year since January, we used to get like maybe one mean comment
every 3 months and now we get them every week.
Get them every week and I really enjoy tearing
apart young people.
That's disgusting, what I mean by that
is taking the piss out of them back, so this
is my revenge.
This is our revenge.
So we'll start with a nice calm one, whatever, from
Flipineck, Flippin' heck is just a really old English word, he says: "English or British,
make your mind up before typing a title".
Oh this one tipped me over the edge.
This
is the one I print-screened, sent to you on Whatsapp, I tweeted it going "Joel replies
to comments so patiently, I'd have told this guy to go shove it".
I
don't have to tell you
what we're doing, and like I said to him, I said, basically, it's
all about YouTube business, and getting views because 'English' will be searched for and
'British' will be searched for, because some people don't know the difference but
we do, so... stop... being....
a... *beep*.
Thank you.
I really want one of those moment where people say something and then you say it back and
they go "oh I'm so sorry", that's what I'm waiting for guys, no one's done it yet!
Or where other people jump in and stick up for you, that's happened once I think.
Dazzii-Delta Bravo says "Unsubscribe".
I hate those ones.
What?
Just don't tell us, just do it.
Just do it.
What we don't know can't hurt us.
It's hard pleasing everyone.
I can't!
This one!
We've stopped!
The worst kind of hate mail is when you know it's a little bit true!
and it just hits you to the core, this is stuff we talk about between each other and
go "do we really wanna be doing that, should we be doing that?
Are we good?
Are we enough without it?"
So this person, called 'The Goodly Dragon' - there ain't nothing good about you man,
you just a dragon.
You just a dragon.
He goes: "Why do you put that irritating baby music in the background?"
The thing is, yeah, you're always told when you start YouTube, you need to keep people
interested, you need to keep their attention and one way of doing that is by putting music
underneath your videos!
But we're now realising that it's annoying.
It's literally the most annoying thing in the world.
So occasionally we do that when we're having a crisis about ourselves being like "we are
not enough to hold the attention of our audience".
So what you're actually attacking there, The Goodly Dragon, is the actual insecurities
we feel as people, that we're not enough and we're not entertaining enough, that we're
not going to hold someones attention for the entire 10 minute video, so by typing that
little baby comment there about the baby music, you've upset us ok?
You've upset us a lot, The Goodly Dragon.
You've really done a good job of it.
And as you'll notice we have stopped using that baby music.
Yes, well I'm glad that someone's told us coz clearly all of you were thinking the same
thing, you just didn't say it.
So actually thank you, The Goodly Dragon.
It could have been said in a nicer way, yeah it could have been, like: "Hey, you're amazing,
I love you so much, everything you do is perfect, but could you stop using such over-used music?".
Because everyone gets their royalty free music from the same place.
Yes exactly, it's not like we composed it ourselves.
I know, coz if we did that'd just be embarrassing.
I've just read that someone DID defend us, they wrote in the comments: "because your
a baby lol", Yeah!
That's so good, love it!
It's true!
Coz you're a baby lol.
Coz you need that baby music.
Ethan said, "they were just English accents not British accents".
Look, we need to sort this once and for all because we get these comments more than anything
else.
Regional British Accents needs to be changed, no it doesn't need to be changed we're not
giving in to them!
Alright, yeah you're right.
Those accents ARE British.
It's not that they're not British, it's just that it's not as specific.
It's just that they don't include all the accents in Britain.
It's just like us naming a video saying "NORTHERN ACCENTS" and then someone going "No, this
is just a Manchester accent", yeah but it is still a Northern accent...!
They are all British accents, but it's just more specifically they are English accents.
Hun, calm down, calm down.
Sorry I just get really angry, yeah just calm down.
Am I getting angry?
Yeah, I took a step back during that rant, I just watched you and I was proud but I was
also like embarrassed!
Do I need to stop?
I'm sorry!
Honestly, I could see how much that bothered you.
Yeah.
Using our notes?
Anyway, is that all the hate mail?
No, there's more.
Of course there's more!
Right.
Glib!
You read this one, coz I can't!
Oh my God I can't, I just read it.
There's a profanity in this.
Shall I say it, coz I say all the profanities.
Glib said "Who are these two fuckwits?"
Well my name's Joel, and I'm Lia and we introduce ourselves at the start of every video, so
you should know the answer to that question.
You should know who these fuckwits are.
That should be our tagline "JOEL & LIA: fuckwits".
"Fake as fuck".
We're not!
You commented saying "Yep!".
You know it!
Fake as fuck?
Yeah we're really fake.
Show me someone who's more real?
Show me anyone who's more real than us?
Coz do you know what?
In order for us to be fake, we both have to be being fake, with each other, and we both
have to be on the same level of fake.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain fake, for three years?
That's fucking hard!
That is a long time.
So even if we were fake, like, congratulations, good acting job guys.
Coz we've maintained it for three years on this channel us being fake.
Literally I hate that.
I set out to be so real, and so does Joel.
Okay babes it's reversing now, you're getting angry!
You're getting embarrassing now.
Do you need this?
I'm sorry!
We're a joke!
I'm not a fuckwit and I'm not fake.
This is the thing we get, we both get really angry about different things.
You getting angry about the way we title the video, and someone calling us fake!
As soon as someone questions our integrity, you're like *grr*, and why we're doing it
and what we're all about, you have just touched a nerve.
Pressing a little dagger against my nerve you *grrrr*.
Be careful what I say, so I don't get arrested!
Yeah don't get arrested!
He's probably 12 years old, he's probably like 8.
Lynda Purnell: "Brave attempt at Bristolian but not quite!".
It's that word 'brave'.
Brave, that was very brave!
That was brave!
Yeah if I wanted to give someone a backhanded compliment I'd call their video brave.
If someone we don't like their videos, "do you like my channel?"
"I think it's very brave!".
Danny Pham, this was rude!
Is this gunna trigger you?
Are you triggered?
I've just read it, I know which one it is.
Are you okay to read it or do you want me to?
No I'll read it out, it's what celebs do.
Danny Pham said "wanna hear how the girl sounds like when I put my cock on her mouth".
I'm so sorry that happened to you.
I'm so sorry like, I'm literally just a victim of like, misogynistic behaviour.
That is not acceptable!
Tell 'em!
Look, firstly it's 'in' your mouth and not 'on' it.
If someone was to put a cock on my mouth, I'd laugh.
Really?
No I don't think you would!
I'd cry!
I'd snip it off.
Danny Pham, you ain't never gunna put your cock on my mouth.
So you might aswell just back off!
Altemaedchen said "such a tedious narcissistic fun effort".
Did I say that right?
The thing is, we might be narcissists, we admit that, it could be true, and we ARE fun!
And we are fun, so you can have that.
Just to wrap up the whole video and the channel, this is a lovely comment from General Kunta.
General Kunta!!!!
General Kunta said, "This is awful".
Yes it is, we are, we've been back and forth with that with each other, about how awful
this is!
But it's actually awful but it's having a bit of lift off at the minute so stay with
us, stay with us for more awful content.
On that note, we will see you next week, remember to click on the bell and subscribe and follow
us on all our social media platforms for more content.
Yes, see you next week!
Bye!
I can't deal with it.
Getting that out was too much!