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HALT!
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE?
I LIVE HERE. SURE YOU DO.
I.D.
WOULD YOU ASK A WHITE PERSON FOR I.D.?
YOU KNOW WHAT, PROBABLY NOT.
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I'M SO SORRY I STOPPED YOU.
I'M A RACIST.
I'M INHERENTLY AFRAID OF BLACK PEOPLE
EVEN THOUGH WHITE MEN ARE STATISTICALLY MORE LIKELY
TO COMMIT DOMESTIC ACTS OF TERROR THAN A BLACK WOMAN.
(SOBBING) PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY...
AND THIS HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
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THAT WAS AMAZING.
YOU TURNED THAT RACIST INTO AN ALLY.
WAIT A MINUTE.
AREN'T YOU MY WEIRD AND BARELY TALKING NEIGHBOR?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
029?
MORE LIKE 34 IF YOU ASK ME.
(MAN) YOU WILL NOT REPLACE ME!
YOU WILL NOT REPLACE ME!
YOU WILL NOT REPLACE--
WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS?
THEY ALL WENT TO A SCREENING OF THE NEW TARANTINO MOVIE.
WHY? IT USES THE "N" WORD A LOT.
WHOO-HOO. (LAUGHS)
YOU WILL NOT REPLACE ME.
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BLACK LIVES MATTER.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!
DAMN, YOU DID IT AGAIN.
ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
WHO IS SHE?
SHE'S 029 AND SHE'S MY FRIEND.
SHE'S 29? SURE SHE'S NOT 35, 36?
(WOMAN) 029, I NEED YOUR HELP.
HELP? YOU NEED TO FIND MY SON.
MY MICHAEL'S BEEN MISSING FOR WEEKS.
I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE A LOT OF BIKE RIDING TO DO.
HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO THIS PLACE
CALLED THE TURNT UPSIDE DOWN.
OH, I CAN'T GO THERE.
WELL, THE POLICE HAVE STOPPED LOOKING.
AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WEIRD ENOUGH TO FIND THAT PLACE.
THEY SAY, WHEN YOU GO THERE,
YOU NEVER COME BACK.
LIKE MY HAIR.
I TELL YOU WHAT,
YOU FIND MICHAEL AND I'LL GET YOU A WIG.
VIRGIN HAIR.
OF COURSE.
GIVE ME 20 MINUTES.
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(SIGHS) OH...
I GUESS I'M GOING INTO A TREE.
(CLUB MUSIC, CROWD CHATTER)
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE TURNT UPSIDE DOWN.
PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
(MUSIC AND CHATTER CONTINUE)
MICHAEL, I'VE COME TO TAKE YOU HOME.
WHY WOULD I WANNA GO BACK TO THAT WORLD?
THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
I JUST GOT A JOB HERE AND GET THIS,
I'M MAKING EXACTLY THE SAME AS MY WHITE CO-WORKERS.
WOW, THE SAME? YEAH.
FOR REAL? IT'S COOL.
NO. I NEED TO TAKE YOU HOME.
OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL SEND MY MOM A SIGNAL THAT I'M OKAY.
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
MICHAEL, BABY! YOU'RE OKAY!
BUT WHY ARE YOU WRITING ON MY NICE, CLEAN WALL?
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(GROWLING)
WHAT WAS THAT?
THAT WAS A MONSTER!
WHAT MONSTER?
HELLO, IT'S ME, BETSY DEVOS.
(ALL SCREAMING)
OH, NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT A MONSTER HERE.
I'VE FORGIVEN EVERYONE'S STUDENT LOANS
AND I EVEN LIKE BLACK PEOPLE NOW.
LET'S PARTY!
(MUSIC, CHEERING)
BY THE WAY, I DON'T THINK YOU EVER INTRODUCED YOURSELF.
I'M 029.
FOR REAL?
YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER 22.
(BETSY) HEY, MICHAEL, COME DANCE.
OH, I'M STAYING.
(CROWD WHOOPING, CHANTING)
I WAS 34 THE WHOLE TIME.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)