-Now it's time for our wrap-up.
Let's give it everything we've got.
R-R-Ready? B-B-Begin.
-[ Rapping ] ♪ Artificial amateurs aren't at all amazing ♪
♪ Analytically, I assault, animate things ♪
♪ Broken barriers bound in by the bomb beat ♪
♪ Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding ♪
♪ Casually create catastrophes, casualties ♪
♪ Canceling cats, got their canopies collapsing ♪
♪ Detonate a dime of dank daily doin' dough ♪
♪ Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low ♪
♪ Eating other editors with each and every ♪
♪ Energetic epileptic episode, elevated etiquette ♪
♪ Furious, fat, fabulous, fantastic ♪
♪ Flurries of funk felt, feeding the fanatics ♪
♪ Gift got great, global goods gone glorious ♪
♪ Gettin' godly in his game with the goriest ♪
♪ Hit 'em high, hella height, historical ♪
♪ Hey, holocaust hints, hear 'em holler at your homeboy ♪
♪ Imitators idolize, I intimidate ♪
♪ In an instant, I'll rise in an irate state ♪
♪ Juiced on my jams like Jheri curls jocking joints ♪
♪ Justly, it's just me, writing my journals ♪
♪ Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of ink on ♪
♪ Karate kick-type Brits in my kingdom ♪
♪ Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is ♪
♪ Learned lame louses just lose to my leverage ♪
♪ My mind makes marvelous, moves masses ♪
♪ Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered ♪
♪ Nap knowing I'm nice, naturally ♪
♪ Knack, never lack, make noise nationally ♪
♪ Operation, opposition, off, not optional ♪
♪ Out of sight, out of mind, wide-beaming opticals ♪
♪ Perfected poem, powerful punch lines ♪
♪ Pummeling petty powder puffs in my prime ♪
♪ Quite quaint quotes, keep quiet, it's Quannum ♪
♪ Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got-uh ♪
♪ Really raw raps, risin' up rapidly ♪
♪ Riding the rushing radioactivity ♪
♪ Super scientifical sound search sought ♪
♪ Silencing super-fire saps that are soft ♪
♪ Tales ten times talented, too tough ♪
♪ Take that, challengers, get a tune-up ♪
♪ Universal, unique, untouched ♪
♪ Unadulterated, the raw uncut ♪
♪ Verb vice lords victorious, valid ♪
♪ Violate vines that are vain, make 'em vanish ♪
♪ Why in my world would a wise wordsmith just ♪
♪ Weaving up words, weeded up on my work shift ♪
♪ Xerox my X-radiation holes extra large ♪
♪ X-height letters and xylophone tones ♪
♪ Yellow-back, yak mouth, young ones' yaws ♪
♪ Yesterday's lawn yard sale, I yawn ♪
♪ Zigzag zombies zooming to the zenith ♪
♪ Zero in, Zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme zealots ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Come on!
Daniel Radcliffe!
♪♪
Daniel Radcliffe and I
are about to play a game of Sticky Balls.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Which refers, of course, to these red balls,
which stick to these Velcro suits that we are wearing.
So like this? Yeah. Fantastic. Alright, here you go.
So we're going to put 45 seconds on the clock
and then throw these sticky balls at one another
until time runs out.
Once we're done, Daniel and I will each count
these sticky balls stuck to the other guy.
The one with the most balls stuck to his suit loses.
First ball thrown has to be one of the balls
on your center line.
No crossing over into the other guy's court.
And absolutely no removing of balls from your suit
once you've been hit.
Don't play with your balls once --
once you know where they are.
You ready to play Sticky Balls? -Yes.
-Alright, let's assume the position.
-So wait. Hold on. Wait.
I have to start here and I grab one from there.
-That's right. -Let's do this.
-Three, two, one.
Sticky Balls!
♪♪
-Ah!
[ Bell dinging ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Alright.
-That was exhausting. -It was exhausting.
[ Laughter ]
Daniel? -Yes?
Will you count my balls?
-Yes, sir.
One, two.
-Thank you.
-Three, four, five.
-Am I gonna lose?
-Six, seven, eight, nine.
10, 11.
12, 13, 14, 15, 16.
-Alright, let's stop this right now.
-17, 18.
Okay.
Count my balls.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-One, two.
Three, four, five, six, seven.
Eight.
Nine.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I was wondering if you ever see --
If you go on the Internet or anything,
you ever see a meme of yourself or as a Harry Potter meme,
and you go like, "That's pretty funny?"
-I have.
I think, like, maybe a couple over the years.
but nothing that I can immediately remember.
-I thought you -- -I don't seek them out.
-I thought it would be funny if I showed you a couple
just so you could see. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. Please. [ Cheers and applause ]
-They're funny.
-Yeah, I feel like I should -- I should be educated.
-Yeah. Here you go, yeah.
Tell me if you like them or not.
This guy here is --
-This is Hairy Pugger. I mean, it's --
We're starting off, you know, slow.
-I mean that's -- What's not to like?
That's great. -That's great? It's cute.
-Solid pun, cute dog. -Yeah.
-It's great.
[ Cheers and laughter ]
-That's a good one. -That's pretty good.
That's what --
You know, what's cool about that stuff is that,
like, I never, as a kid,
and you're just insecure at that age.
I never felt cool at any point playing that character.
And sort of these things go like, "No, that was --
People thought that was pretty cool."
-Of course, it was cool. Absolutely. Yes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Very cool.
This one is one of my favorites.
It says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
Ron, hold up.
-That was -- That was what...
-That was the actually the dialogue.
-...I, the actor, was thinking.
Yeah, absolutely. -Actual dialogue.
And this one here is...
[ Laughter ] This is a deep thought.
-You know what that actually is, though?
-Is that you in deep thought? -No, that's me like --
That's me, like, years ago, out for lunch or something,
realizing that there was a paparazzi to my right
and being like, "Ugh." [ Laughter ]
Like, what do I do?"
Yeah, that's my deep-thinking face.
-My last one I want to show you is actually a video.
And this was just everywhere the other day.
It's called "Hermione Dancing."
I think this was at a Comic-Con or something.
But check this out. I think this is funny.
-♪ Here we go ♪
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ] -I mean, that's...
-I mean... -Not bad.
-That is great. -That's --
-I don't -- that --
We need to remake the films as musicals.
-We need more of that. -Yeah.
-We each have five glasses of water.
The first one to throw all five glasses of ice-cold water
on their opponent wins
and gets to water-cannon the loser.
That's right. [ Cheers and applause ]
Lots of ways to get wet.
Only one way to win.
Daniel, are you ready?
-Yeah. -Alright, cool.
-It's just lowest card loses, isn't it?
-Yeah. -Yeah. Okay.
-Do you trust that I didn't stack the deck?
-I mean, we can shuffle again if you want.
-No. -It's up to you. I'm good.
-I don't want to. I am good, too.
-Okay. Ready?
-You sure you don't want to switch?
-Do you want to do a swap?
[ Laughter ]
Okay. -You want to go back?
[ Laughter ]
-No, no. -One, two, three.
-Oh-ho. [ Laughs ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-No hesitation at all.
-No.
-It is cold.
-Is it cold? -Oh, it's ice cold. Yeah.
Alright, here we go. -Yeah.
-One, two, three.
-Oh. [ Laughs ]
-So good to see you, man.
Oh, yeah, it's gonna go right off like a duck's back.
Right off the top of your head.
Oh, yeah. It's good. Alright, good. Alright.
One, two, three.
-Yeah!
Oh, did I get any on you? -No.
-Oh, what the --
-No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, that was a good one for me.
-I tried to just sideswipe you. -I know, yeah. It was perfect.
-Ah, shame. -Hit one of the Roots.
One, two, three.
Ah!
-Not wasting that one.
[ Laughter ]
There was more. Sorry. [ Laughs ]
-The second one got me good, went up my nose.
That was a good one. Whoo.
Going right down. Here we go.
One, two.
War!
Alright, now, in a war --
in a war, what we do is we take three cards off the top.
-Oh, what? Okay. One. -One, two.
-Three. -Three.
And then whoever wins this
gets to dump this pitcher of water on the other one.
-Okay. -From there.
-Oh, wait. -One.
-These have nothing to do with it.
-No. Three. Go!
-Oh, I'm so sorry.
And yet I'm not at all.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'm sorry, man.
-This is what it looks like when I work out for like 10 minutes.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Alright, you have two glasses left.
-Okay.
-One, two, three.
Come on! -Are aces high?
Awesome. Okay. -Why didn't you switch?
-[ Laughs ]
...a little half throw.
-Sorry! I'm not doing it on purpose.
-...do two throws. Gosh! -I really --
-It's like going to a water park. I'm getting killed here.
Alright. There's one more.
Are you sure you don't want to switch decks here?
Alright. -Do you wanna switch decks?
-No. Now I'm assuming the cars are now in my favor.
One, two, three!
-Okay. -Yes!
-There you go. -Oh, it is so good.
-[ Laughs ] You...
[ Laughter ]
-Oops. Oops! I forgot your face.
Oops. I forgot to throw it. Sorry. My bad.
-You know what? I -- Just for the record, as well,
just so everyone knows, I'm going to a premiere after this,
and I don't think I brought more underwear.
[ Laughter ]
-I have to let you borrow --
I'll let you borrow a pair of underwear.
-Sweet.
-You'll wear my underwear to your premiere.
Yeah. That would be fantastic.
-[ Laughs ] -Alright.
One, two, three!
Yeah!
Boo!
-Ahh. [ Laughs ] -Whoo-hoo!
Here we go. Come on. I'm on a roll! I'm on a roll!
One, two, three! Yeah!
-Oh, no!
-Thank you so much for coming. -[ Laughs ]
-The movie comes out November...
-November 25th. Go see "Frankenstein."
-Yeah. That's correct. Thank you. Yeah.
"Victor Frankenstein." Here we go. Alright.
This is the last one.
Whoever wins this gets the water...
-[Bleep]
Oh, no. Wait, wait.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
-Pump it up!
-Pump it.
[ Laughter ]
Dude. It's like Velcro.
[ Imitates Velcro tearing ] -Oh, no...
-Alright. Ready? -Okay. Yeah.
-One, two, three!
-Oh! War! -War!
Oh, my gosh. Alright.
One, two, three.
-Wait. One, two, three. -Here we go.
-This is it?
-This is is right here. For the cannon, yeah.
Go.
-Ohh! -Good to see you, buddy.
So good to see you, dude. -Good to see you, too.
-You're the best, man. -Thanks for having me.
-[ Speaking indistinctly ]
♪♪
Oh. Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, this is great.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
Alright. Put your head down. Put your head down.
I'll get the top of your head.
Thank you so much for coming back to the show.
They love you. I love you. We love you.
-Thank you for having me. I love being here.
-People love you. You look good. You look sharp.
-Thank you. -You got a new hairdo.
You got a new do?
-Yeah, I just finished filming a movie called "Imperium,"
where I play a FBI agent who goes undercover
with a bunch of Nazis, to put it bluntly.
And, yes, so that's why I have a shaved head.
-Decided to just keep the look? -You know what?
If I had -- I'm reliably told by everybody who has done this
that there is, like, a stage of regrowth
in between getting back to normal hair where you kind of
just look like a toothbrush. These are my friend's words.
-Yeah. -I feel like ---
I'm on a press tour at the moment.
I don't really want to treat you all to that,
so I've just kept shaving it.
-But it looks good. -Thank you. Yeah.
I was quite relieved because I shaved it on camera for the film
and I've never shaved my head before,
so I was like -- I don't know what's under there.
-There might be a giant lump or something, yeah.
-It might be a lump or a birthmark or something.
I don't know. Something unexpected.
-A tattoo, maybe. -I know. Who knows?
I don't know. When did I get this?
-There might be, like, a lobster on the top of your head.
You're like, "How drunk was I?"
-"How did I do that?"
But, yeah, so, no, it all turned out fine, which I was --
I was relieved by because I had, well --
My one other, like, brush with shaving my head,
which wasn't really like -- I didn't do it intentionally.
I was -- I was 12, and it was before the premiere
of I think the second "Harry Potter" film.
And I'd just, like, started getting my first,
like, bad teenage mustache.
Like, one hair, you know, four inches apart.
And I -- And so somebody gave me a razor,
so I was just like, "Oh, I'll do that.
Oh, I'll do the sides in my head, as well."
-Like, your sideburns? -Yeah, like, the sideburns.
So I just, like, went up a bit there.
I was like, "Oh, that's a bit not even now.
I'll do that bit now."
And I just kept going until I got up to about there.
And, like, the skin underneath is, like, gray.
Like, as you can see, like, it's a different shade of head.
-Yeah. It has hair coming out of it. Yeah. Of course.
-And so I was -- I was kind of like,
"Oh, I have to shave my head before a premiere.
This isn't good."
And then, fortunately, the hair-and-makeup girls,
like, managed to, like, brush all of my hair sort of forwards.
Yeah. Right.
-We have a photo of you at the premiere.
-Yeah. So, like, right under there.