Waiting in line for some Kobe Beef
KOBE BEEF KOBE BEEF
You can't get it, we can 'cause we're in Kobe, Japan!
And you literally can't get it anywhere else unless you're in Japan, look it up!
And we had the most amazing Kobe Beef hamburger yesterday.
I feel like we're gonna go back and not be able to poop for a week. What do you think, Simon?
I think I'm going to be blocked forever.
That's OK because that hamburger we had yesterday, was actually the best hamburger of my life.
So today, we're just doing straight-up steak, just being grilled and we're gonna enjoy
all its delicious, massaged glory.
This right here, is Kobe Beef. And I'm 99% sure that none of you have
ever tried this before in your life, because Kobe Beef was not exported anywhere in the world up to 2012,
where little bits of it started being exported to the US.
So if you're from Europe and you've had anything called 'Kobe Beef', it's been fake.
Even celebrity chefs fake having Kobe Beef.
And you've probably never tasted this before, unless you've traveled to Japan.
Right now I'm going to try it for the first time ever.
*dramatic music to rub the amazingness of Kobe Beef into the drooling viewers' faces*
You need to hurry the F up because I wanna eat mine, Simon.
That is the best piece of beef I've every had in my entire life.
I'm normally not a beef fan. This here, I can eat forever. This is glorious!
It's so buttery and soft and...
This is really good. This is really, really, REALLY good.
Here we go!
*victory music*
This is really upsetting.
S: It's upsettingly great. M: It has ruined my life. S: Best beef I've ever had in my life.
Your teeth sink straight through it. It's so soft. It's not at all tendony.
I don't even think they need to cook it, it's so perfect. Oh my God, OH MY GOD.
SO GOOD!
*more victory music*
My hands are shaking. I wanna pick up... It's just so good that I'm so scared!
Do you know when you meet people that exaggerate things like 'OH THIS IS DA BEST THING EVUHRR'.
This is not an exaggeration, guys.
Everything is on the steak. It's soft, it's buttery and there is nothing chewy about it. This is it.
I've never tried beef like this before, I wouldn't even qualify this as beef. This is another animal.
So here is my plate, here is Zach's plate and here is Martina's plate.
I don't know if I'm ready. I'm trying to eat everything around it in an attempt to have Kobe Beef in my mouth at the very end.
You know, if you're not ready let me have that last piece for you.
What competition do we play?
Umm... the 'There is no competition 'cause I would kill you'.
I would probably not talk to you for an entire day.
I'd actually not talk to you for the whole day.
Well, I love beef. I love beef. OK, I'm ready
S: OK, go for it.
I'm not ready
S: Last piece, you can do it.
M: I haven't even been using the sauce, it's just been too glorious.
And the plate is resting halfway on the grill, so that it keeps your beef warm the whole time
*Sexeeeh music*
Every bite you make has a big gush of juice, and the juice tastes kind of like, buttery.
And they season it with just salt and pepper, so ist has like this kind of buttery, salt-and-peppery,
creamy beef flavour.
I don't know how else to describe it.
I don't know, you just gotta come to Kobe guys
Fly to Japan, land in Osaka, get on a bus, come to Kobe and go for Kobe Beef.
*sexay food porn music to futher add to your drooling*
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