- This is the front baby.
I'm selling boobs and Hawaiian rolls.
(peppy music)
- I am starting to get more and more into swimwear
but I tend to go for more classic pieces.
Things that I know will enhance my shape.
- I love swimwear.
Like I feel most comfortable in a bikini and that's
from years of not feeling comfortable in the bikini.
Now we have so many more plus size options.
I really am down to try anything.
- Sometimes I'm a little insecure.
So I'll be like, is it like bikini
or is it high waist?
- Right? Like, what is the shape?
- Are you gonna make my FUPA look sexy?
- So today we're trying three
of Fashion Nova's most impractical swimsuits.
And we're gonna put them to the test.
- We will be seeing if they stay in place.
when we sun bathe, run, and swim.
Me and Fashion Nova
Sometimes we work.
Sometimes we don't work.
So it could be anything today.
- Everybody knows you put on Fashion Nova.
It's just like real sexy
Just like real, revealing
Me? I'm a hoochie mama.
So I'm...
- I'm not expecting to be able
to go down a water slide in any of these.
I am expecting to at least get into a pool.
I think it's gonna be super interesting because
we all three have totally different body types.
What you wanna cover might not be what I want to cover.
And so the three of us in the same suit.
- All right, let's see the first swimsuit.
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- I'm a little worried about this bottom
- Baby. This is -- I'm gonna go catch a man.
- We're gonna catch crazy tan lines.
I was trying to go with the whole Dua Lipa vibe.
And this is definitely giving like Dua Lipa.
- Beyonce Goldmember.
- It's like a monokini.
I think that's what it's called.
- I'm just trying to figure out, girl,
which one of my breasts is gonna fit in.
- Have you ever had a zipper in a bathing suit?
- No, I guess it's time to try this on.
- You're not putting this on alone.
You're just slightly choked
- Because the chains is so heavy.
It's pushing down. So it's like it's support? No support.
- This bout to be an issue right here.
- And then we have this middle part for just reasons.
- It's giving very much video vixen.
I'm waiting for the artist to come out.
And I'm like sexy.
- Mine is a little bit big for me,
but I still feel like they could put cups or something.
- You're not getting coverage in the back.
You're getting some coverage in the front.
I'm actually surprised there's some FUPA coverage.
- I do like it like pulled up high like this.
Like I feel like it's given even more body like this.
And I love the color.
- I do wanna add that this in a 3X did not exist
two to three to four to five years ago.
So the fact that Fashion Nova is giving it
to the plus size girls.
I'll give them some points.
(peppy music)
All right, here we go.
- Okay. If I'm laying down flat, this feels fine
but I know how I am.
I-- I'm gonna be moving like this and doing all this.
- I'm definitely gonna get some weird tan lines
cuz of this little thing here
- Nothing is moving.
I feel like everything's in place.
Not bad.
- Okay. This is actually better
for sunbathing than I thought.
- Hopefully it's not too hot where I won't get burned
by my chains.
(mellow music)
- Running was interesting.
I felt insecure, but I think I was more secure
than I anticipated. Like nothing popped out.
- I feel like I'm so Saran wrapped in this.
Nothing was going anywhere.
- This is not like run for your life type of run.
It's more like cute run.
Especially for heavy top girls like me.
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- It looks cute, but it feels
like a safety hazard for me and my friends.
- Don't worry.
You have a swimsuit and accessories.
- It definitely has no support.
Like I am hanging.
- Yeah
- Oh!
(laughter)
- I went down and mine flipped inside out.
I just dunno how you swim with these chains.
- This is -- what am I supposed to do with this?
- This is pretty dangerous.
This is not for swimming.
This is just for cute.
- Don't move. Just stay like that.
- Yeah. Don't get in.
Don't get out.
(peppy music)
- Woo. Okay.
- This is giving me like
one of the woman warriors from Wakanda.
- This is the prime baby.
I'm selling boobs and Hawaiian rolls.
- My fellow FUPA ladies.
That's what I'm really thinking about.
I'm thinking about me.
- [Poohnana] Like it's giving fashion.
- We have another zipper situation too.
- Another zipper.
I haven't worn a long sleeve since I wore a rash guard.
Let's try this on.
This is a fashion no.
We've had string pops
- On all of us. I think.
- We've had flashing.
I mean, what is this covering?
- Okay. So it looks like I'm mad
but I'm literally holding up my purse.
- This reminds me of like gymnastics uniforms.
Cause I did like sports and stuff.
I feel comfortable in it.
I love the colors.
- The colors are fun, but is the pattern
redeeming for the terrible ill fitting suit?
- Yeah. This is not for swimming at all.
- The bottom was so stretched on mine.
It was beyond PG 13.
(peppy music)
- It is hot with these long sleeves.
I wouldn't wear this to go out
into the sun because I don't wanna bake to a crisp.
- I am not gonna lay down
because if I lay down, I'm gonna show everything.
- This is a long sleeve swimsuit with all these straps.
I'm not really doing too much of anything in the suit.
Let alone sunbathing.
I thought I would just sit here and look cute.
(peppy music)
(record scratch)
We have discussed.
And we have decided this suit has
already failed the slow run.
(peppy music)
(county music)
I'm excited about this one.
- Ooh. I like the bread baby
- Yes. The tassels.
- I'm gonna be the sexiest half on the farm.
- I feel like this is like festival moment.
Yeah. There's actually cups in here
which I feel like's the only one that has cups
- Now at the bottom, it seemed like
it's giving like a nice little hole
but I'm a little concerned from the top.
We're gonna look impractically sexy.
- I love the fringe.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. The fringes are really cute.
I feel like we're Lil Nas X's backup dancers.
- I feel good in this one.
I feel comfortable.
I feel confident.
I feel covered enough.
- [Poohnana] It may look like
it don't have a lot of security
but it actually does
cuz it's very tight for me in here.
- It's tight, yeah.
- I think because this one actually has cups.
That's why it actually feels a lot more supportive.
Even has like some coverage
on the butt, which makes me feel
a little bit less scandalous.
- You're gonna find your country husband in this.
(peppy county music)
- Actually very comfortable.
Other than the neck choking you, relaxing.
- Okay. I am way more comfortable than I thought I would be.
I do still feel a little unsure
about the top just because my boobies aren't that big.
And I just feel like it's gonna under boob was gonna happen.
Bust-wise this is probably the most comfortable
of all the swimsuits.
- The cup part here is actually remaining my boobs to stay
in place. So that's a good thing.
I may get a funny tan line, but it's still cute.
(peppy music)
It was very much sexy and it very secure.
So it was sexy-secure
- [Brianna] Cinematic.
- I think universally,
this probably was the best run outfit.
Runs for a suit.
(upbeat hip-hop music)
- We have made it back to the pool.
- Woo!
- My favorite part.
I'm gonna hold my fake ponytail
so it doesn't get in the water.
- [Poohnana] Oh oh oh.
- Okay, you can swim in it.
- I feel good.
I feel secure.
- Oh, okay.
Yeah. I'm serious.
- I feel good.
I feel great.
Was this your guys' favorite one?
- This was. This was.
- This was my favorite one too.
What was your favorite one?
- Actually do think this one
- If there were three sizes, different sizes
three different body shapes and we liked this cut.
- Yeah. The worst for me was the first one.
I didn't feel supportive.
I liked the design, but I just felt like too, just eh.
- Now a horrible one.
We all know was the one.
It was popping off string.
I had to like control my boob.
It was an epic fail.
- I'd only wear Fashion Nova swimwear again
if it has cups like this one does.
- I would try Fashion Nova swimwear again.
but they need to extend sizes a 4X, a 5X
but I give them props for giving us creative styles.
If sexy is for you, then a Fashion Nova is for you.
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