- [Narrator] Glorious purpose, or is it?
Grab your tesseract
and hang on to your totally unique identity
because here's Disney Marvel's Loki in three minutes.
After escaping Stark tower,
thanks to Hulk's hatred of stairs,
Loki accidentally makes a new timeline.
Whoopsa doopsa!
For his "Oopsie", he is quickly apprehended by the TVA.
The Time Variance Authority.
The TVA thinks branching timelines are bad
and must be pruned.
He is about to be destroyed by Judge Renslayer,
but TVA agent, Lightning McQueen-
uh,
Mobius M. Mobius,
convinces her to let him use this Loki to hunt an evil Loki.
Loki watches a greatest hits
of his best blunders before trying to escape,
and then finally agreeing to help Mobius.
Nothing is a better motivator
than being told you're destined to be lonely
and cause destruction wherever you go.
Loki figures out
that the other Loki must be hiding
in apocalypses to not be detected.
They go to a mega hurricane
in future climate change-ridden Alabama
and get their butts handed to them
by the other Loki.
She rejects OG Loki's offered to team up
but they both escaped together
from the TVA and its agents.
Loki and the other variant who goes by Sylvie,
wind up on Lamentis,
a moon that is about to be destroyed
and though they don't care for each other much, at first,
they decided to team up to escape the moon
before it kills them both.
They bought a train to get to an escape ship
but Loki gets real drunky-drunk on the train
and they get kicked off by guards.
Sylvie explains that all the TVA agents
are actually variants kidnapped
from their timelines
and wiped of their memories.
They attempt to board an escape vessel,
but the vessel is completely destroyed
by falling meteors.
Git gud, scrubs!
Sylvie shares her story of being kidnapped
as a child by the TVA,
and Loki gets a little crush
and maybe Sylvie does too.
The glorious purpose
that Loki was burdened with becomes clear.
Loki becomes the first ever Tumblr sexy man
to have his self-ship actually be canonical,
and by Disney Marvel, no less.
The Once-ler would be proud.
This mind-bending act of self-love
creates such a major nexus event
that the TVA finds the two Gods of Mischief
and grabs them from the moon.
Mobius traps Loki in a time loop,
but then finds evidence
that Renslayer is lying to him.
So he helps Loki,
but Renslayer prunes Lightning-
I mean, Mobius.
The Lokis managed to get to the Time-Keepers,
but they discovered that Time-Keepers are just big robots.
Then Loki gets pruned by Renslayer.
Then he wakes up surrounded by other Lokis.
Loki and the Lokis escape the smoke monster from Lost-
I mean, Alioth,
before getting attacked by a bunch of other Lokis.
Sylvie proved herself to get to Loki at the end of time.
She is rescued from Alioth by Mobius.
Together, they find Loki and the Lokis,
and Sylvie decides she's going to enchant Alioth.
Classic Loki buys Loki and Sylvie some time
using this awesome magic
before he gets swallowed up,
and Loki and Sylvie succeeded in enchanting Alioth,
revealing a secret castle that they walked towards.
Loki and Sylvie make their way to the ultimate villain,
the secret person behind the scenes of everything.
Kang the Conqueror,
except not exactly, comic book fans.
He's a variant of Kang, called He Who Remains,
and he's created this version of the sacred timeline
to keep other Kang variants
from starting another multiversal war.
Immortus tells Loki and Sylvie,
he led them to this place
to give them a choice.
Free the timeline or take over his job,
like some Dread Pirate Roberts situation.
They disagree on what to do.
So they fight.
Then they kiss.
Then Sylvie sends Loki back through the portal to the TVA
and she kills Immortus and frees the timeline.
But, is it really free?
Or did she just kickstart the big baddie for phase two?
Loki, now back in the TVA, finds Mobius
and tries to warn him of the impending doom,
but it's not the same Mobius.
He sees a giant statue of Kang.
Then it ends,
on a cliffhanger.
Guess we'll just have to wait for Loki season two.
That's Loki in three minutes.
Thanks for watching.
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What Marvel character would you love to see a variant of
in season two?
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