Alayna: Recording on video, recording on audio
Bre: *exaggerated cough*
Alayna: OH MY GOD!
Alayna: Here's your coffee.
Marina: Oh!
Alayna: Here's your water.
Marina: I feel so welcome. Bre: She is trying to make up for not responding to your text messages.
Marina: Woooow.
Alayna: Hi Everybody. *laughs*
Bre: Cheers.
Marina: You gave me a really good reco. Alayna (pauses) didn't respond. *laughs*
Alayna: See now you have to deal with trying to figure out if you're in it or not. How do you like it?
Alayna: Okay! Let's get this *laughs*
Bre: How welcoming.
Marina: What a bully!
Alayna: I keep forgetting that she's brand new!
Bre: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
Marina: I don't wanna be here anymore
Alayna: Do you hate it here?
Alayna: Hey Guys! *signature cough*
Bre: *exasperated sigh*
Marina: Oh, should we cough all together?
Bre: Oof... Sure..
*all three laugh*
Bre: Here we go.. One, Two, Three
*all three do signature cough*
Bre: Wow
Alayna: That warms my heart.
Alayna: For any of you who are like what is going on?
Bre: Everybody. Alayna: Same.
Alayna: This is Marina.
Alayna: This is Bre. You know. Old News.
Alayna: And we have decided that
Alayna: Willow's out Bre: She gone.
Alayna: Jeez. *laughs*
Alayna: We've done the whole Canadian Queer squad thing
Alayna: We've done the whole three muske-queers. Both names that.. I kind of hated anyway!
Alayna: And we thought, let's bring in some new blood.
Bre: Yeah.
Bre: So we fired Willow.
Alayna: So we fired Willow. We brought in a complete stranger from the internet and invited her to our house.
Bre: But by fired Willow, we didn't tell Willow she was fired. This is how she is finding out Alayna: Right.
Alayna: Willow... you're fired. Bre: You're fired, yeah.
Bre: I also like how you said this is our house.
Alayna: *laughs* Oh, did I say that?!
Bre: We're like Bert and Ernie. We just hang out here and film videos.
Alayna: As you guys know, we have filmed many a video. The three of us except Willow.
Bre & Alayna: *laughs*
Alayna: We did a collab a while back where Willow gave us our Christmas gifts.
Marina: Oh I saw that one. That was funny. Alayna: Great.
Alayna: We're glad to have you here. Marina: *laughs*
Alayna: Willow gave us some Christmas gifts and we were not informed that we were supposed to get her anything back. This is one of the reasons that she's fired.
*laughter*
Alayna: She was hurt that we didn't get her anything back.
Alayna: We thought it would be great if we did get her presents because I do feel bad.
Alayna: I do feel bad that she gave us all that thoughtful, thoughtful stuff. That link is in the description if you want to check it out. And we didn't get her anything in return.
Alayna: So, we got Willow a bunch of gifts to make it up to her, but she's out. So, we're just going to give them to you.
Marina: WHAT?! Oh my god. It's Christmas.
Marina: I'm so excited. But like I feel like I shouldn't be excited. You've been like laughing like all morning about it. And i'm like, what is this..
*laughter*
Alayna: You get gifts. Marina: How many gifts did you get me?
Alayna: She wants a number! How many makes it worth your time, Marina?
Bre: Just remember how easy it is at first to... *busts up in laughter* This is AWFUL.
Bre: Willow is going to see this and be crushed.
Alayna: Oh no, Willow we love you so much.
Alayna: You'll see how much we love you with all of these gifts that are yours that Marina gets to keep
Marina: I'm ready. Alayna: For this video as you can see we're all also drinking beers because Willow often complains that I don't ever offer her
Alayna: anything to drink so, Marina, you're welcome.
Marina: Thank you so much.
Alayna: Also, we should have probably said this up top
Alayna: That's comedian speak
Alayna: Marina is a super talented musician. If you haven't already seen her stuff, I would recommend that you check her out
Alayna: Her video will be linked in the description. Bre: Her videos are ACTUALLY good.
Alayna: Yeah, they are actually
Alayna: She actually has talent and we're making a video for each of our channels and like how we usually would do with Willow except not with Willow.
Alayna: Yeah. So, better!
*laughter*
Alayna: Should we get the gifts? Bre: Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Marina: What if, like, I don't find it funny? *laughter*
Alayna: Well that would ruin the entire video.
Alayna: So, DEFINITELY don't do that.
Marina: I watched the intro. It was funny! About the headspace
Alayna: Don't you love how made that same comment this time around because she really can't stand the way I set up the camera apparently.
Bre: I don't like when I'm just sitting here. You can see my vagina in the viewfinder. *laughter*
Alayna: Well, I do Bre! I do.
Alayna: So if it wasn't made clear *laughs* before
Alayna: Willow's not here. Marina: For the sixth time.
Alayna: Marina is here. We're gonna give Marina Willow's gifts. Bre: Willow 2.0, if you will.
Marina: Is that a good thing?
Alayna: The better, more upgraded version. Bre: Yeah.
Marina: Is Willow bi? or is she like gay? Alayna & Bre: She's gay.
Alayna: She identifies as gay.
Marina: Oh yeah. I identify as gay. Bre: I don't know. I don't know much about her actually.
*laughter*
Marina: I think.. I think Willow is a good kisser.
Bre: Only Alayna's tried so I wouldn't know.
*loud screaming & laughter*
Alayna: THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Alayna: Willow's tried, many, many, many times. Marina: Doesn't Willow have a girlfriend? Alayna: Yeah, you think it would stop her?
*laughter*
Marina: So wait, no one's single here but me. Alayna & Bre: True. Alayna: Well, you're making out with your ex-girlfriend all over the internet so
Alayna: I mean, we don't really know what's going on.
Bre: You can go first, because you have three. Alayna: Okay.
Alayna: Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
Marina: Do you guys have a blindfold?
Bre: Alayna has MANY. Alayna: Uhhhh, maybe?
Alayna: I partner with Adam & Eve it's not my fault!
Bre: What's your code? Alayna: Fender
Marina: So you seriously get a lot of sex toys?
Alayna: Yeah. Bre: Yeah. Marina: I have like, one.
Bre: You gotta come here more often.
Alayna: We didn't wrap them. When Willow gave them to us she wrapped them.
Marina: Can I open? Alayna: Yeah.
Bre: She cares more. Marina: So, it's a shirt.
*laughter*
Alayna: Don't be so excited!
Marina: I hate it here!
Marina: Can I wear this right now? Alayna: Please! Bre: It's your new merch line! Alayna: It's your new merch line.
Alayna: I mean, Willow was going to have this as part of her merch, but whatever. Bre: That's epic. I loved that. That's so good.
Bre: That's a little bit behind the scenes validation I just gave you. Alayna: Yeah. Oh, thank you.
Bre: Oh that was so good. Nailed that gift. Alayna: So good.
Alayna: Even if the camera wasn't on that was SO good. Bre: Incredible.
Alayna & Bre: Yeeeeessss!
Bre: Yes.
*laughter*
Alayna: Merry Christmas in April. Marina: And a Happy New Year (in singsong)
Bre: Willow and I have a thing, it goes way back to the first time that I ever met Willow
Bre: But now it's ours. We have a thing of sharing already slightly consumed bottles of Fireball.
Marina: *gasps* Can I actually keep this? Bre: Yes!
Alayna: Not the shirt though.. Marina: I LOVE IT HERE!! *laughter*
Bre: You're welcome, Willow. Marina: Wait, not the shirt? Alayna: No, I'm just kidding. You can keep the shirt. *laughter*
Bre: If you saw the video, Willow gave me a smaller bottle. But, because I love her so much
Bre: I wanted to give Marina a bigger bottle.
Marina: Awwww. Thanks guys. Alayna: Makes perfect sense. Bre: Yeah. Yeah.
Marina: Wait, I'm strong. I'm Willow. Is Willow strong? Bre: No.
Bre: Do you want me to do it? Marina: I need a true lesbian.
Bre: Need to get this grip strength.
Bre: It's actually really hard.. Marina: See?!
Alayna: Let the bi handle this.
Marina: *laughing* let the bi.. Bre: Got it. Got it. Got it.
Bre: Keep your bi hands away from me.
Bre: I'm so happy that this is now OUR tradition.
Alayna: Sorry. You had a hair in your mouth.
Bre: Oh, I thought you were going to kiss her or something. *laughter*
Marina: My heart was beating! *laughs* Alayna: No, she's being Willow.
Bre: Now that would make Willow upset. *laughter*
Bre: I like how... Alayna: Oh sorry, do you need some beer to chase it down? How about some water? What about coffee?
Bre: I like how before we started recording Marina was like do you guys get demonetized by drinking liquor on your channel? *laughter*
Bre: And we're like, Bre & Alayna: NAHHHHHH
Marina: Yeah, my heart was racing a bit. I was excited for like two seconds.
Alayna: Wow, you are more like Willow than I anticipated!
Bre: It's like when they do TV sitcoms and an actor quits or gets fired and they just replace them without really explaining what happened..
Marina: You just spat on my face but that's okay.
Marina: Is there more?! Alayna: Yeah.
Alayna: I got you a pair of binoculars so that when you stalk us through our windows.. Give you a better view.
Marina: Sorry, did I just touch your boob again?
Alayna: No, that was my elbow!
Bre: Willow.. Settle down.
Marina: Oh wait, can I open this?
Alayna: Yeah, it's yours Willow.
Alayna: I mean, Marina.. Marina: Butterfly binocs. Ages 3 plus.
Alayna: So, you fall into the category. Bre: Hopefully you are in that range.
Bre: If you look closely you'll see Willow outside.
*laughter*
Alayna: Oh my god i'm sweating
Bre: I know, it's hot. What the f***. Alayna: I'm gonna open the window it's hot. if you guys hear street noise, I apologize it's hot in here.
Alayna: Willow! *laughter*
Bre: Here's your next gift. Marina: There's more?! Bre: Close your eyes.
Alayna: Oh yeah, there's still a couple more. Bre: This is how we spoil our friends.
Bre: Okay? Get used to this sort of treatment. Alayna: And that is why we are spoiling you. And not Willow.
Marina: Thank you.
Marina: I love it here.
Bre: So, since Willow is our number one fan we wanted to gift you with this very valuable, EXTREMELY valuable, item. Here you are.
Marina: Bre Bre: Authentic signatures. Marina: And Miss Fender.
Alayna: Yeah, well because I'm not MissFenderr anymore. But I thought maybe it would go up in value... because it's like, vintage. Bre: Vintage signature, yeah.
Marina: This is so cute. Did you, like, make this with a straw? Bre: Uhmmm..
Marina: Should I sell it on Instagram?
Alayna: Not yet. Bre: Yeah, give it a couple years.
Alayna: Okay: I think this is the last one.
Alayna: This is the one that I was CRY laughing at.
Marina: No, I'm so scared because you think it's so funny. What if I look at it and i'm like, "ehh"?
Alayna: Breanne, I think that you should close your eyes too.Okay? *laughing*
Alayna: You can look at it Bre. You can look at it. Bre: Can I open yet? Alayna: Yes.
*laughter*
Vine sound clip: "bitch what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Bre: *laughing* Oh my god. That's the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
Marina: Wait. *more laughter*
Bre: That is EVERYTHING.
Bre: You guys look amazing togther. Alayna: Adorable, right?
Marina: Awwww! Alayna: I've been saying this for years.
Bre: I ship that.
Marina: If you guys want to buy this for five dollars, click the link to my insta... *Bre & Alayna laugh*
Alayna: Wait, FIVE DOLLARS?!
Alayna: So, there you are. Marina: I feel so loved. Thank you so much.
Alayna: Good.
Alayna: That's it! Those are all of the gifts
Alayna: that we wanted to give you new Willow. I mean, Marina. Thanks for being on the channel! *laughing*
Bre: I can't tell if that is going to be amazing or just an epic fail.
Alayna: Who knows!
Alayna: WHO KNOWS.
Alayna: That completes the gifts.
Alayna: That completes this video.
Marina: Can we all clap? Alayna: That's a great idea. *clapping*
Alayna: Now we're gonna film a video over on Marina's channel. If you haven't watched the video over on Bre's channel.. you should definitely..
Alayna: You should probably watched that first.
*laughing* Bre: It explained a lot. Alayna: This will make very little sense.
Alayna: That video will be linked in the description as well as the video
Alayna: we're about to film with Marina. But you should click that link.
Alayna: You should watch those videos. Subscribe to their channels if you haven't already. Subscribe to my channel if you haven't already.
Alayna: I love you very much. Let me grab a cat. Bear, It's been a while!
Bre: She always does this too. Alayna: He hates it though, so I usually do one of the kittens. That's it for this video.
Marina: Is the cat gay?
Alayna: I mean... Bre: Sure! Alayna: He likes to have sex with that blanket over there...
Marina: Really?! *laughter* Alayna: See he hates it.
Alayna: Okay, I love you guys so much and I will see you in the next one.
Alayna: Bye!
*kissing noises*
Alayna: Also, I completely forgot to say that I actually did get two of everything. So, Willow
Alayna: I really will be giving you these gifts. Marina: Aw, you did?! Bre: I didn't...
*laughter*
Alayna: And that says it all, folks.
Bre: Did you actually?
Alayna: Yeah.