( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A TONY WINNING
ACTOR FROM STAGE AND SCREEN, PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE
SHOW," ANDREW GARFIELD!
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> SO NAYS TO SEE YOU, ALWAYS.
I KNOW IT HASN'T BEEN LONG, BUT I'M SO GLAD TO BE BACK, ALONG
WITH YOU, JON, AND EVERYONE HERE.
IT'S LOVELY.
>> Stephen: I LIKE THE SUIT, SORT OF A RUST VELVET.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.
>> Stephen: IS IT REALLY?
YEAH.
>> Stephen: MAY I?
YES.
>> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY.
YOU'RE STROKING YOUR OWN FINGER.
>> Stephen: WAS I?
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS A JOKE, MAN, WE'RE DOING
COMEDY.
IT'S A FABRIC JOKE.
>> VERY GOOD.
JUST IN CASE THE CAMERA DIDN'T GET IT, I BAND TO MAKE PEOPLE
YOU YOU WERE RUBBING YOUR OWN SKIN.
>> Stephen: OVER THE YEARS -- THAT'S AN UNCLE JOKE.
>> I NEVER EXPERIENCED FAB BRICK BEFORE, THAT'S MY FIRST TIME.
>> Stephen: LEARNED SOMETHING EVERY DAY.
>> JUST GRATEFUL.
>> Stephen: OVER THE YEARS, MY FRIEND.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE ACTED WITH SO MANY GREATS.
MERYL STREEP, SALLY FIELD.
YOUR LIAM NEESONS, YOUR TOM CRUISES, BUT I UNDERSTAND YOUR
FIRST CO-STAR WAS YOUR BROTHER.
>> BENJAMIN GARFIELD WHO IS HERE RIGHT NOW IN THE AUDIENCE.
>> Stephen: BENJAMIN.
BENJAMIN.
WHERE IS HE?
>> BENJAMIN!
>> Stephen: WHERE ARE YOU, BENJAMIN?
YES!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DID WE GET A SHOT OF BENJAMIN
NOW?
WHAT IS THE AGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BROTHER?
>> HE IS THREE YEARS OLDER THAN ME.
( LAUGHTER ) WHY ARE WE LEAVING SO MANY
PAUSES AROUND THE HOUSE?
>> Stephen: NO PAUSES.
YOU LOOK -- GREAT.
( LAUGHTER ) I'M JUST SAYING -- I'M JUST
SAYING, THREE ROUGH YEARS, IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
( LAUGHTER ) THREE!
LET'S LOOK AT THIS MOP!
AND YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
I WOULD NOT HAVE PICKED YOU OUT TO HAVE THE CROWD!
THIS SEEMS LIKE A DOMINANT GENETIC FACTOR IN THE FAMILY!
>> THAT'S MY DAD.
>> Stephen: THAT'S FATHER RIGHT THERE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> WAIT, WAIT, I HAVE TO QUALIFY
THIS.
I HAVE TO QUALIFY THIS.
I GOT MY MOTHER'S GENES.
MY BROTHER GOT MY FATHER'S.
>> Stephen: YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT PART.
>> MY BROTHER IS A DOCTOR, AND I'M MERELY AN ACTOR, SO THERE'S
A GOOD REASON FOR HIM TO HAVE LOST ALL HIS HAIR.
HE'S A PULMONARY DOCTOR, A LUNG DOCTOR.
SO FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, THIS MOTHER HUBBARD HAS BEEN SAVING
PEOPLE'S LIVES.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I LOVE YOU!
HE'S THE KIND OF GUY THAT WILL STAY THREE HOURS LATE MUCH TO
HIS OWN DETRIMENT.
HE'S THE GUY THAT YOU WANT MAKING SURE THAT YOUR LUNGS ARE
OPERABLE AND YOU'RE BREATHING.
SO I LOVE YOU.
THIS WASN'T PLANNED, BY THE WAY.
WE DIDN'T JUST TRICK YOU HERE TO CALL OUT YOUR BALDNESS AND YOUR
DOCTOR-Y-NESS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S JUST GRAVY.
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT WAS THE FIRST MOVIE?
>> A BOXING MOVIE.
MY FATHER WAS AN ASPIRING VHS, CAM CORDING FILM-MAKER.
>> Stephen: OH.
AND HE ROPED US INTO BEATING THE ( BLEEP ) OUT OF EACH OTHE
BASICALLY.
>> Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU?
THREE AND MY BROTHER WAS SIX.
>> Stephen: HE HAD A SIX-YEAR-OLD BEAT UP A TODDLER?
>> THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.
I GOT THE MIC, DAD, YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE.
HE'S LIKE THIS -- NO, NO, NO, NO.
I REMEMBER.
>> Stephen: DID IT SELL WELL?
WE GOT AN AUDIENCE OF ONE, WHO WAS MY MOTHER WHO LOVED IT,
BUT, ALSO, MY DAD IS A BRILLIANT, CREATIVE PERSON.
THERE WAS NO CUTS, OBVIOUSLY.
ALL LIVE.
HE WOULD MAKE UP HIS OWN COMMERCIALS FOR, LIKE, MOPS AND
LAUNDRY COMPANIES.
HE WAS, LIKE, OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN -- MY FATHER WAS FROM
HERE WHEN WE WERE IN THE U.K.
MY BROTHER'S MONIKER AS A SIX-YEAR-OLD BOXER WAS THE BIG
BABY KING.
>> Stephen: AND YOU WERE.
I WAS JUST THE THREE-YEAR-OLD WHO GOT THE ( BLEEP ) KICKED O
OF HIM.
( LAUGHTER ) NO, NO, THERE WAS NO BLOOD
SEXUALLY HARASSED.
AND HE HAD A SONG AND IT WENT SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF --
THIS MAKES NO SENSE, AN INSIDE JOKE -- BIG BABY KING, OLD FAT
AND WING, INSIDE THE BOXING RING, NOT THE WRESTLING RING.
IS THAT CORRECT?
I NAILED IT ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: SOUNDS LIKE TIME FOR A REMATCH.
COULD YOU TAKE HIM NOW STILL?
>> I MEAN, IT'S, LIKE, LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S SO MEAN LOOKING.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT DON'T GO
ANYWHERE.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE ANDREW GARFIELD, EVERYBODY.
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