You're watching "Love & Hip Hop: Miami."
Season Two.
You'll be watching us watch the show.
For the very first time.
And honest reactions.
With you.
The scene you're about to see is
Trick Daddy's cook-off and it gets spicy.
Nobody likes you, you racist ass bitch.
Nobody likes you plastic ass ho.
You know what bitch? (bleeps)
(bleeps)
Don't make me throw the mother(bleep) chair at you, bitch!
Dumb bitch!
Bitch, don't you hate me, bitch?!
Here's my thing.
So Veronica's signature, you know, words are always (bleep).
Like, she wants everybody to (bleep) her (bleep).
I guess she has a big (bleep). I don't know.
Neither is it shocking to me to see Jojo throwing some (bleep).
Let me tell you something, Jojo has thrown drinks,
cups, empanadas.
Shade.
Broke ass ho!
Just saying, don't bring her around me.
All he wanted was them to squash their beef as he smiles.
I don't know what's going on.
Me?
Beef?!
Come get me back, ho! Come get me back!
Bitch, bye, ho.
I hope y'all ready.
That (bleep) Trick. He was born in the kitchen.
If anybody ain't know that, like, I know--
If anybody, any-- not, not, y'all don't know that?
The official cook-off just started.
Let's get it!
(all cheering)
Come on, these fish is for the judges.
Oh, yes!
Yeah.
We ain't got no truck but I'm gonna keep these covered for y'all.
God damn, they writing down on paper.
(laughing)
Look, where the scores at? Drum roll, please!
Brr...
The first score for Team Khaotic is negative 369.
And Trick is 3,000.
Like, how came up with these numbers?
How do you get negative 369 in a...
And then you get 3,000.
Jurist number two for, uh, Khaotic's team,
it say "Sorry, bro" all the way across the board.
Damn! Khaotic, they say "Sorry, bro!"
Ha! That's (bleep) up. They didn't even give you no numbers.
The winner is... Trick.
(all cheering)
This some bull(bleep)!
Y'all didn't even eat my food!
Oh, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Tell me, if it was garbage, tell me, was it good?
I heard that Trick can cook really good.
It was really great. Uh, Khaotic just had poor presentation.
The food-- his food was good. It just looked like (bleep).
Presentation is important but it's important is the food
taste good because it's all going in the same place.
Yeah.
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Trick look like a proud chef, look at him. (laughing)
Told you this goulash wasn't gonna work.
Khaotic, I told you it wasn't gonna work!
No, you right, you right, you right.
He looked a little disappointed.
He look like "how he beat me?"
Like he really look like he genuinely feels like he shoulda won, like...
I wasn't there. I wasn't there.
But I still feel that he couldn't have been minus
You ain't see it.
I'm mad because I feel like I gave Veronica a chance.
And she took advantage of it.
So, it's just disappointing, you know?
I wanna loosen up a little minute.
Okay, bye, boo.
Hey, angry bird.
You wanna have a conversation?
(bleep) bitch.
Ya got!
You see that weave snatching arm?
Yo, that (bleep) need to be registered.
It's over! Ahh!
Ahh! Ahh-ahh-ahh!
(cackling)
Did she just floss with that girl hair?
That was not...
Is that how y'all dry off in the shower?
The next scene you're about to see is...
Is Amara on a date with Trick Daddy
No!
No, it was not a date!
Prince, I did not go on a date. It was not a date.
Ahh!
(horse whinnies)
Oh my God! Yo!
Hi.
You looking good, baby.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, Mama.
Yeah?
She knows about you, but, you know,
Yeah.
Now if she woulda brought her mom on a date with me,
right after that date, she woulda had to give me some 'cause I done met your mama.
Ooh, by the way, before I forget, I wanna apologize
because I couldn't make it to the cook-out.
It was good and bad.
It was something going on with Jojo and Veronica.
Whatever happened, Bobby's in the middle of that, I know this.
I know this.
But he already had some things going on with me, too.
You tellin' me that you had a problem with it?
They can't mess with that baby.
Mama, that's that baby right there.
I know.
I, I got her.
Aww...
Stop, stop, stop.
Oh my God, you really know how to handle this, oh my gosh.
Have you done this before?
Yeah, a little bit.
It's just like riding a bike or a jet ski, you ride jet ski?
I done know how to ride a bike or a jet ski.
I know how to ride some...
You don't ride it-- Ohh...
(laughing)
Okay, one, two, three.
(grunts)
Is there, like, a helmet or something?
(horse whinnies)
Okay, hey!
(Trick Daddy) Yee-haw!
Come on, Amara!
Whoa!
Oh! Oh!
My tits! My tits!
Ow, ow, ow!
Ahh! Stop it!
I can't hold 'em. I wish I could.
You just pull back a little. Just pull back a little.
No, I'm trying to.
(laughing)
Hey, listen, buddy, I like you, but I didn't bring a bra.
So my tits hurt.
My nuts hurt.
(all laughing)
Oh my God, my, my toto bones are hurting a little bit too.
Toto? I don't know what a toto is but I like it.
Her toto bone is her poom-poom bone.
You have pain?
(laughs) Yes, I have toto pain.
That's the "I just left Khaotic house" walk.
Girl, what's wrong with you?
I just left Khaotic house.
Trina got the showcase.
If you wanna go. If you ain't doing nothin', I'll call you.
I mean, I'm down to go. You know me.
I just don't know who's gonna be there, you know what I mean?
Ain't nobody gonna (bleep) with you, nobody.
Like Bobby and Jojo.
I was having this party and I was showcasing.
Bobby came in with an Afro wig trying to make fun of me.
He has the audacity to say that I'm doing voodoo to her.
Like, what makes you so (bleep) important special in this world
for me to do voodoo on this bitch?
You ain't gotta worry about it.
They gon' need more than voodoo to get me of their ass.
Who is Jojo? Who is Bobby?
Very jealous.
Ain't nobody.
That's right, Mami!
That's right?!
Who's Bobby? Who's Jojo? Nobody knows.
That's why I focus so much on my career and I focus
on what I gotta do to help out my mom, and I want her to have
her own business so she's gonna start doing empanadas.
Empanada, I know how to make empanadas.
No, you don't.
Trick, you is a soul food veteran.
You know nothing about no empanadas now.
Cut it out, Trick.
You make everything, empanada?
The flour, do you do the...
No, you make it from scratch?
Yeah.
See, you got to show me that. I don't know how to make the dough.
Oh my God, are you guys having a little bonding time right now?
(all talking)
I got you.
Nah, you don't got you.
I got you.
I got you, baby.
Yeah, I got you.
Ha! Okay, that was too much, okay, it's... all right.
It's like it was a little bit awkward.
Yeah, it was a little bit. I don't know what to do, okay.
Help, somebody.