[Intro Music]
Happy Birthday
Okay!
HAPPY...
BIRTH...
...DAY!!
[Screams]
Can I borrow a pen?
Really?
[Speaker] Hello and welcome to...
[Sings] See anybody could be good to you...
[Speaker - Singing] ...you need a bad girl to blow your mind!
Alright, who's happy to be back?!
Absolutely no one
Me neither, let's get the heck out of here!
[Others] Go! Go! [Thomas] I'm going, I'm going!
Wait!
If I'd known it was hot, I would have worn a tank top
[Goofy Laugh]
Excuse me...
DRIVE OVER ME!!
The best part of travelling? No school
[Teachers bombard with questions]
Can I have a normal dream?!
May I have a normal dream!
Storytime!
Of all the works of art in this room
She... was the loveliest
[Laughs]
Togepi, go!
Use mirror move!
Dude!
[Laughs]
Dude!
[Laughs]
For you today, I've prepared Lambs tongue,
broiled beef liver, and cauliflower!
Enjoy!
Yeah... that job didn't work out
Guess what I've got!
Yay! Computer!
[Laughs loudly]
NO! It's a box.
[Laughs hysterically]
Prepare for the incision...
You've botched it!
Bruh!
Call it!
Dude, that was a howler!
WAIT!!
I THINK YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY!!!
I'm going to run you over...
...TO the shoe store, cos you deserve some sweet kicks!
[Laughs]
Baller!
I'm lost
Can you tell me how to get...
How to get to Sesame Street!
Yeah, that's my jam, man!
Wickedy-wack and that's that!
OH!
[Signing the rap]
[Crowd] OHH!!!
Disney pranks...with friends!
Want some?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, wow that...
OH MY GOD!!
[Laughing]
[Toy speaks] The cow says, Moo
Loser says what?
What?
[Toy shouts] Oh! Stupid! [Girl laughs]
I'm so disappointed
I guess I'm going to have to grade on a curve
[Class yelps in excitement]
Today, we are united!
[Students cheer]
There is one way to settle this!
By epic battle!
[Screaming at each other]
You're so dead!
Guys, we're going to the Grammy's
[Cheering]
Why are we stopping?
[Women cheer]
GRAMMY!
Gram grams, how are you?
Storytime!
The two were models... and they loved to strut their stuff!
Ugh!
[Cries out in anger]
Magikarp, go!
Use splash!
[Laughs]
But nothing happened!
[Laughs]
Something's going to happen! [Laughs]
[Sings] Vine life...carrying the banner through it all!
You guys heard of the internet?!
Oh yeah, why are we doing this?
Why are we reading these?
I'm going to go blog!
And...
Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with a wrench!
Dude, there was an actual murder!
You're not helping!
[Laughs] Ah, okay... I'll just roll again!
Miss!
We will fight to the death for you!
I'll slay you a dragon!
Uh...
I have Hulu and Netflix
Oh!
You win, let's chill...
[Outro Music]