(laughing)
- I fucking hate all of you.
(laughing) You’re so fucking stupid.
- How does it feel?
How do my thighs feel?
- That’s probably supposed to go in mine, actually.
- Well…
- Do you know how to read a topographical map?
- Yeah.
- I feel like you’re kind of getting on my stuff, here.
Wait, where are you guys going?
- My dad dressed nice, uh, when he married my mom.
Then they divorced and she left him.
(sad music)
- [Ned] I’m…that…my family was different.
(laughing)
(pouring rain)
- Was I supposed to like blow dry my eyebrows after the glue?
- I’ll be your blow dryer.
- No, it’s
(blowing)
- Everyone was a Power Ranger.
You were Blue Ranger?
- I was Blue Ranger, of course I was.
- I was Red Ranger.
- Dude, you’re not Red Ranger.
You’re not the Red Ranger.
(laughing)
- Fuck you.
- Fucking obviously.
You’re Blue maybe!
(trying to pronounce) Baklavaka balakava!
- Balaklava!
A whole ball-a-klava!
- [Ned] Oh!
(laughing)
- No more vodka for Ned.
- No, but a little bit more.
(slapping)
- I can clap with my little lobster feet.
(clapping)
- [Keith] Let’s just get gross.
(clapping)
- Why are the windows down?
We’re next to a quarry!
I just got that thing fucking detailed!
There’s gonna be dust all over my car!
Two hundred dollars to fucking detail my goddamn car.
Then put it next to a dust factory.
Jesus!
- [Ned] As long as I get to tell everyone where we should go and what route to take,
I’m gonna be fine. No one can annoy me.
North is that way,
East is that way.
- [Zach] Boosh.
Didn’t need Ned at all, just wanted to confirm.
Ned, you did great!
- You know what!
(laughing)
- [Zach] Hey what’s up.
Got some Cuties for my cuties.
(laughing)
- Am I a cutie?
- Hell yeah, you’re a cutie!
- Hell yeah.
- Cutie for my cutie.
- I normally can’t eat these.
- Really?
- Yeah, they’re really acidic.
- [Rachel] No, no, no, Ned!
(laughing)
- Ned loves bad ideas!
(screaming)
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh!
(screaming)
- I need a hug.
I need a hug.
- Just ‘cause you’re in a vulnerable moment.
- You guys aren’t hiding in the places you should!
(laughing)
That’s where I’d hide one.
- I know!
- That’s where I’d hide an egg.
This is where I’d put an egg!
No eggs!
Who hid this shit?
Huh? No.
- Oh.
Let’s just keep going.
(laughing)
We gotta go slower.
(laughing)
(dripping)
(laughing)
Steady hands.
- Okay, guys?
Guys.
I look great.
I look so good!
They’re all bridges and roads.
This is a bridge and road map!
- Those are rivers!
- What are you talking about?
- [Keith] They’re rivers.
- How would I know that?
These are not…they’re not blue!
Rivers are blue!
- [Keith] Why would there be roads in the mountain?
- Zach, can you just let me help you?
- No, because if I give it to you, you’re gonna take it away from me and not let me help!
- I don’t wanna take it!
- You’re not gonna let me help at all!
Chris and Kimmy entrusted me with this map!
- Hey look at Eugene, he’s in the water!
- Hey Eugene!
- Hi Eugene!
- Hi!
Uh…
- Tell- - Wha-
- Tell me if you’ve ever…
- Oh, man, my palette would be dark but stunning.
And I think the names would be things like
depression,
Capricorn,
K-pop,
and dismantling institutionalized racism.
- Just think now, for a minute.
A lightsaber this big
would mean a person this big.
Yoda!
(fireworks)
It’s f**king Yoda?
It’s Yoda!
(laughing) Okay!
(laughing) Let’s begin!
(sighs)
- You know what, guys?
I’m really impressed with all of us.
You know, we had no instructions
a lot of pieces, three different things,
and we’re kinda, we’re figuring it out!
- He’s in the zone.
He’s in the zone, no time for jokes.
- Every time we do these challenges, they’re timed.
And then every time we do it, all my shit doesn’t look good.
- ‘Cause we have to make jokes,
and I can’t concentrate on making a nice project!
- Yeah, but nobody cares about whether it’s good or not.
- I care!
- I think some people…
- I care! I care, Ned!
- Okay.
- I’m changing the video right now.
- [Keith] Ned, get back!
Get outta here, Ned!
Ned, get out!
(laughing) Get outta here! - Just don’t look, Keith.
- Ned, you’re crazy!
- Shut the fuck up.
- You shut the fuck up.
- You shut the fuck up. I’m gonna take a real knife to your eye!
I’m gonna take a real knife to your eye! - Bitch! I’m gonna fucking
stab you in the eye with it. - Wow!
Wow, your eye looks really nice!
- Oh, thank you!
- Wow!
- Your handle’s looking really good.
- Thank you!
- I only have great ideas.
I don’t know why you’re surprised.
- Gordo! How could you not come out?
Bring the egg back at least!
Let us see you eat the egg!
- [Zach] The egg is just in there.
- [Eugene] He’s not even eating the egg.
(laughing)
- Come on!
This is so embarrassing!
You’re supposed to be the devil!
He’s not even eating the egg!
He just has the egg in there!
Gordo!
A bird’s gonna eat that rabbit!
- It’s okay, it’s okay.
I don’t think birds do that.
- I can’t believe this!
- [Eugene] No, no, no, Ned, Ned, Ned!
(laughing, Ned coughing)
(coughing and gagging)
- What’s your middle name?
- Andrew.
- Oh, we’ll call him Andrew.
- Andrew!
- Andy!
- Sandy Andy!
(cheering) Sandy Andy!
(chanting) Sandy Andy!
(all chanting) Sandy Andy!
Sandy Andy, Sandy Andy!
- We were all told to read the package.
- [Zach] No.
- Your wet ass nasty tuna fish sausages
you’re coming at me!
With my f**king intuition to think a pokey thing should be used to poke something!
- Oh, great intution to read the package!
- I don’t have a name for my penis.
- I’ll name yours, and you name mine.
- Wow, oh that’s so much pressure.
Morpheus.
(laughing) I was gonna say yours is Myrtle!
(laughing and clapping)