AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, D'OH, NO, THE DIDN'T.
>> Chris: GREAT NEWS, DUFF DRINKERS, SHORTS EATERS AND HANK
AZARIA'S AGENT, FOX JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE SIMPSONS HAS
BEEN RENEWED FOR TWO MORE SEASONS, TAKING IT THROUGH
SEASON 28.
AND MAKING IT OLDER THAN THE HIPSTERS THAT QUOTE IT IN THEIR
TINDER PROFILES.
THE CITIZENS OF SPRINGFIELD HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN MORE
THAN TWO DECADES BUT THERE'S NO WAY THEY'VE TACKLED EVERYTHING.
I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A SIMPSONS PLOT LINE THAT IN 26 SEASONS
HASN'T BEEN DONE.
60-SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
BEGIN.
EUGENE.
>> THEY INTRODUCE THEIR NEW SEXY SON DARNELL SIMPSON, AND HE
HAS A CATCHPRAHSE OF "OH, HELL, D'OH."
>> Chris: POINTS.
MATT.
>> SIMPSONS REUNITE WITH THEIR LONG LOST BROTHER OJ.
>> Chris: POINTS.
JON.
>> MR. BURNS ORDERS A DRONE STRIKE ON SHELBYVILLE.
>> Chris: POINTS.
MATT.
>> LISA GETS AN ABORTION.
>> Chris: TECHNICALLY SHE WOULD BE LIKE 36 BY NOW.
>> YES.
>> Chris: POINTS.
JON.
>> MARGE SHOWS HER TITS.
>> Chris: POINTS.
YOU SAID THAT A LITTLE ENTHUSIASTICALLY -- MATT.
>> YEAH.
>> Chris: JUST LIKE BIG HONKING YELLOW TITS.
MATT.
>> THE SIMPSONS FINALLY REALIZE THEY ARE MADE OUT OF BUTTER.
>> Chris: POINTS.
EUGENE.
>> MARGE DIES.
>> Chris: NO!
OH, NO POINTS FROM THE AUDIENCE ON THAT ONE.
JON.
>> HOMER SHOWS HIS DICK.
>> Chris: I AM A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES.
BUT POINTS.
JON.
>> BARNEY KILLS MILHOUSE IN A DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENT.
>> Chris: POINTS.
MATT.
>> TRACY ULLMAN WAKES UP AND REALIZES IT WAS ALL A DREAM.
>> Chris: YES! AMAZING. POINTS.