>> Stephen: HEY!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
WE'RE HERE WITH OUR FRIEND CURTIS JACKSON.
NOW, LET ME ASK YOU THIS, YOU'VE SOLD A LOT OF THINGS IN YOUR
TIME.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: AND NOW YOU'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPAGNE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
THERE YOU GO, RIGHT THERE.
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) WHAT IS THIS HERE CALLED, THE
CHAMPAGNE?
>> IT'S CALLED LE CHEMIN DU ROI, THE KING'S PATH.
>> Stephen: IS THIS ACTUAL CHAMPAGNE FROM FRANCE?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: IT'S ALL SHINY AND PICKS UP FINGERPRINTS.
>> HEY.
>> Stephen: IT REALLY DOES.
IT'S A HIGH MAINTENANCE BOTTLE RIGHT THERE.
CAN WE TRY IT AGAIN?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHY CHAMPAGNE?
I MEAN, BECAUSE IT'S A VICTORY, RIGHT.
IT'S THE CELEBRATION.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
IT'S THE TASTE OF VICTORY, THE CELEBRATION DRINK.
>> Stephen: I'VE HEARD YOU CALL THIS, THIS IS ONLY FOR
WINNERS.
>> YEAH, WINNERS ONLY.
I'M A LIGHT WEIGHT, ANYWAY.
I CAN'T BE DRINKING HARD LIQUOR BECAUSE I WILL BE WALKING AROUND
AND I SEE THINGS DIFFERENT AFTER I DRINK.
( LAUGHTER ) I DRINK HARD LIQUOR, I START
LOOKING OVER AND GO, WHAT?
EVERYTHING.
MUSIC IS DIFFERENT NOW.
A GUY PUT OUT ONE SONG, HE THINKS HE'S IN THE MUSIC
BUSINESS, HE ONLY PUTS OUT ONE SONG.
BUT THEY GO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?
THEY GOT ONE SONG PLAYING, THEY GOT ON THE SOUND CLOUD.
THAT'S YOURS BECAUSE YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN IT.
( LAUGHTER ) IT WASN'T SAYING IT WASN'T.
>> HEY...
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MM-MM-MM!
CHEERS.
WELL, HERE'S TO THE WINNERS.
>> HEY.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO THE LOSERS DRINK?
>> OTHER STUFF LIKE MOET AND -- ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>> Stephen: CRISTAL?
THIS ONE I HAD TO PARTNER WITH SOMEONE TO CREATE THIS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S DELICIOUS.
IT'S BEENHOW MUCH WILL IT RUN ME >> $160.
>> Stephen: THAT'S THE CHESS PIECE.
THAT'S THE KING.
>> KING.
>> Stephen: THAT'S FANTASTIC.
I WANT TO DRINK A LITTLE BIT.
>> IT'S LIKE A BOTTLE OF DOM PERIGNON, BUT IT'S BEEN AGED
FOUR YEARS.
IT'S BETTER.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT HE LIKES, OBVIOUSLY.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WE WOULD LIKE TO GET YOUR THOUGHTS IN A SEGMENT.
WE'RE CALLING 50'S TWO CENTS.
( APPLAUSE ) >> YOU SEE THAT?
YOU DON'T EVEN REALLY BLOW UP UNTIL YOU START HAVING YOUR OWN
SEGMENTS AND STUFF.
>> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE.
BY THE WAY, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T SELL BECAUSE YOU'VE
SOLD EVERYTHING.
ANYTHING YOU CAN'T SELL?
>> HAIR CARE PRODUCTS.
>> Stephen: HAIR CARE PRODUCTS?
>> YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO BE ON THE S CURL BOX.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT NICE HAIR, THOUGH.
>> I'M JUST NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
JUST GIVE ME YOUR TWO CENTS.
THESE ARE HOT TAKES.
READY?
HOW LONG IS IT OKAY TO KEEP YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE UP?
>> ONE WEEK.
ONE WEEK.
>> Stephen: ONE WEEK?
I THINK AFTER NEW YEAR'S YOU TAKE IT DOWN.
>> Stephen: GOOD CALL.
WHO PAYS ON A FIRST DATE?
>> WHO PAYS?
>> Stephen: WHO PAYS ON THE FIRST DATE?
>> WHOEVER'S IDEA IT WAS TO GO ON THE DATE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: CAN CROCKS EVER BE
COOL?
>> NO, NOT EVEN IF BALINCIAGA MAKES 'EM.
>> Stephen: NICKI MINAJ OR CARDI B?
( AUDIENCE: CARDI B!
>> AUDIENCE MEMBER: DON'T DO IT!
( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
>> Stephen: YOU WANT TO PASS?
YEAH.
>> Stephen: OKAY, YOU ONLY GET ONE PASS.
WHAT'S THE BEST CEREAL?
>> COOKIE CRISP.
>> Stephen: DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THEY'RE DOWN THAT HALLWAY YOU DON'T WANT TO GO
DOWN, DOWN THERE.
( LAUGHTER ) WOULD YOU GO TO MARS IF IT MEANT
LEAVING BEHIND YOUR CAR COLLECTION?
>> IF THERE WAS SOMETHING COOLER THERE THAT THEY CAN SHOW ME IN
ADVANCE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WAITING FOR YOU LIKE A MARS ROVER OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
OKAY.
IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH?
>> NO, IT'S JUST -- NO, THAT'S NOT A SANDWICH.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS IT?
IT'S A HOT DOG.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SAY ONE NICE THING
ABOUT JA RULE.
>> WELL, HE'S ALIVE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
>> STEPHEN: "LE CHEMIN DU ROI" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
50 CENT, EVERYBODY!