So I love talking to people in my audience.
Right now, I want to take a few questions from the audience.
And there's some names here of people that have questions.
Sage [? Treiman-- ?] where is-- [? Treiman? ?]
[SHRIEKING]
OK.
[LAUGHING]
Hello!
Oh, OK.
Hi.
Hi, Sage.
Hello!
Hello, Sage.
Hi.
Hi!
Is it [? Treiman? ?]
Yes.
[? Treiman, ?] like try, man.
Try harder, man.
Oh-- all right.
Now I'm looking for cameras.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHUCKLING]
All right.
What is your question?
I-- OK.
I want to know how and why you chose Andy to constantly pick
on.
Oh.
Well, you see him.
It's just so easy to scare him.
I mean, if it was easier to scare someone else,
I would do that.
But he's just so easy.
I can scare him.
And then, a minute later, I can scare him again,
and he's equally scared.
It's so-- I mean, you know, watch.
Ho!
[THUMPING]
See?
Thank you.
Thank you!
All right.
Thank you.
How did you not know that was going to happen, Andy?
When we're talking about it, Mary always
goes behind you and--
OK.
Let's keep going.
Keep going.
Jasmin Arellan-- Arellano?
Jasmin?
Hi.
How's--
[APPLAUSE]
[SQUEALING]
Hi, Jasmin.
Oh, my god.
Hi.
Arellano?
Yes.
Um, Arellano.
Arellano.
Oh, I may not get through this.
Oh.
I don't have a question.
You look very familiar.
No.
Oh, you were dancing.
I saw you dancing earlier or something.
OK.
Yes.
What is your question?
I just-- I don't have a question.
I just want to--
Oh.
Hey, look at that.
I just want to say thank you so much for--
[SNIFFLING]
--getting me through some hard times.
I really looked up to you since middle school.
Thank you, Ellen.
Well, Jasmin, that's so sweet.
Come here.
Come meet me.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Hi.
That's so sweet of you to say that I got you
through some hard times.
That's so sweet.
This is surreal.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, I like to meet people who I-- you know, or that are--
you know, that I help.
So.
How's Ian doing?
Oh, my god.
Yeah.
He's doing great.
Yeah?
Yeah.
My son, right?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
I have a son.
He's two years old.
Yeah.
So this was actually not an accident.
I know who you are, and that's why I know who Ian is.
And I know that I have helped you through some tough times
and that you've been struggling.
But what I do know about you is even though you're struggling,
you take care of other people.
Yes.
Tell everybody about the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
[LAUGHING]
So me and my in-law, a couple months back,
we decided to make some peanut butter jelly sandwiches
and drive around our city to give out
to the homeless with a little snack and a little water
bottle.
I also get a free meal at work every day that I work.
And I get it, and I actually drive around
the city to look for a homeless person that
is deserving of it, you know, because they
need it more than me.
That's so sweet.
And so you want to go back to school,
but you can't afford the tuition right now,
and you want to be a teacher, right?
Why do you want to be a teacher?
Growing up, my parents weren't really involved
in my education.
So when I was in middle school and high school,
I was a little bit older to understand.
I noticed that my teachers, I could always go to them.
And I kind of want to be that support to other kids
in school, you know?
Like if they're going through tough problems,
I want to be that teacher.
You're amazing.
I'm here for you.
You're amazing.
That is so sweet.
[APPLAUSE]
Thanks so much, Ellen.
All right.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Oh, my god.
You know who else loves education?
I don't know if you know this, but my friends at Shutterfly.
And they want to help you achieve your dream of becoming
a teacher, so they're going to give you this backpack
right here so you can go to school.
Thank you, Ellen.
All right.
Oh, my god.
And in it is $25,000.
Oh, my god.
[CHEERING]