Another Glitchy Boi Intro
& SMG4 Productions
Our story begins in Inkopolis...
(Merio Fear)
(Moario Fear)
(Ultra Mario Fear)
(Sssqqquuuiiiddd Lllaaannnggguuuaaagggeee)
GRRRR!
MAMA F***ER
YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nope
(Wait where did that come from)
(Cool Guys don't look at explosions Cliche)
Merio: WOAH!
Mamma mia! (Meggy is green for some reason)
rest in rip will never forgette
(Mario.exe has stahped workin')
oooooooo (he died before he could eat all his spaghetti)
(KABOOM!)
WAAAAAAA
(Merio Pain)
WOOMYWOOMYWOOMYWOOMY gibberish
(Mario ate some super glue.)
(Grunting)
Woomy! :3
(ded)
(The sound of being much confuse)
(Woomy Language)
Mamma mia...
The horror...
Aren't I done yet? (Nope)
(Gibberish)
(Stupid Squid Language)
*some asshole appears*
???: Aww...
Hm?
("Oomy" Language)
(Woomy Language)
(Octoling Language)
(CC editor: octoposse? more like octopu$$y hahaha)
(Inkling laugh for some reason)
(Silence)
(Woomy Language)
(Who Dat)
WAT!?
(Italian Gibberish)
(You. are. STUPID!) (Meggy Laughs)
(TRIGGERED)
(Instant Gun)
oh noes
WAAAAA!!!!! (mario forgot to apply for life insurance)
(meggy got triggered too! double triggered! haaaha)
(Instant Weapons! Buy them for only 19.99$! Plus shipping and handling.)
(Hold up...)
(Octoling Language combined with Woomy Language at the same time)
(Laugh)
(Tri-Heart Gibberish)
(#ROASTED)
Augh!
(Octoling Growl)
Woah! (you're too dumb to become bob ross)
Mamma mia!
(Woomy Language)
No!
Mario's got to pass...
(Woomy Language) (but he want to eat spaghet with luigi tho)
Ohh man...
(Italian Gibberish)
(Woomy Language)
(WWWWOOOSSSHHHHH)
Hey! I can Fly! :D
He can fly!
Look at him fly!
(ded)
(Mario is going to bonk someone)
(lvl 999999999999999999999999 bonk)
(ded)
Here we---
(Dual Weapons)
(You're screwed, Mario >:D)
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! D:
(Idea) Hmm...
I got it
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!! >:D
(Bubbling)
(Woomy Language)
(Moar Bubbling)
HOLY SHIT
Mario didn't have enough money to afford a real gun.
MAMA F***ER
NOW YOU'RE FREAKING KILLING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(mario forgot to play the tutorial)
(Italian Gibberish)
(Woomy Language)
What!?!?
(Woomy Language)
I cant move anywhere!
Ooh, Im-a tired
Im-a hungry
(Woomy Language)
Merio: Have u got any f00d?
(holdin a thnifeofgeonrgeiogoerifgoe pad by IBM.
(Woomy Language)
Mario: WAHH!
(Woomy Language)
Mario, you really didn't have any spaghetti with you? he is not italian guys!
Fine!
Mario: Nooo.
Mamma mia
Mario continues being a shet...
Merio: W8! WHAT DA SPAGHETTI!!?
(triggered memeio)
(Suddenly...)
shark having an orgasm AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Mario: Eek!
Mario: Mamma mia! (AAAHH continues)
Merio: Ahhh!
Mario: Oh?
Merio: Hey stinky!
Pearl: (Adolescent Wommy language for some reason)
Merio: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!
(FALCON KICK!)
(Pain)
(Pain And Fear at the same time)
(ded)
you've done fucked up now mario.
.-.
(Whistles)
Mario: Hmm...
Mario: (Italian)
Merio: OH BOI!
Mario: Here we GO!!
(Jumpain)
Mario: Here we GO!!
хорошо (OK in Russian)
Mario: (oooooooooookay theeeeeeeeeeeeen) O_O
Mario: Wah!
SAN ANDREAS FAULT
Merio: WOoOoA!
HooHoo!
Merio: Ughhh...
Mario x Captain Cuttlefish (Gay)
!
Merio: AHHHHHH
Merio, USE MEGA PUNCH!!
(ded)
My ass!
Mario: Mamma Mia...
Mario: Ohh...
Merio: Hmm?
Oh no!
Mario: No!
Mario: What are u doing, what's going on here!?
(Laugh)
Ahh!
Mario-Tron: Out of this House! (2x)
(Octoling Language)
Patrio: MY NAMES MARIO!
BITCH!
Mario: Ohh... (Italian Gibberish)
(Italian Gibberish)
(Octoling Language)
Desti: I HAVE A CRU-- or i mean... I saw how many slugs u owned in last splatfest.
(FLESHBECK)
4!!
Get outta here!
OH WHAT THE FU-!?
(BOOM!)
(ded)
(Octopus Language)
Sniper: Nah. (that's wot i thot)
Huh?
Mario: Mama Mia!
Mario: I'm-a tired.
STOOPID
(Octopus Language)
Mario: Ahh!
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!
Woop woop woop woop
(Desti calls for her minions...)
(Fear)
Mario: AWAAHAHAHAHAHA
MAMA MIAAAAAAAA
Mario: MAMA MIAAAAAAAA Minion 1: GET OVER HERE!!
(HELLFIRE)
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
Merio: I gotta get out of this crazy place!
Minion 2: HEY HEY HEY! >:3
Ahh!!!
(Evil Laugh)
Hmm...
(FFFFFLOOP)
ᵒᵏ
Minion 2: SHIET!
Minion 2: DAMN IT!
Merio: Oh hell no I'm outta here.
(Beep)
(Found him.)
Minion 2: Gotcha bitch!
Decoy: How you doin'?
Minion 2: OH COME ON!
Ha-hah!
(Finding Mario)
Hmmmmm...
DA
Ha-hah!
❗️
All of u r babies
Minion 3: What the fuuuuuuu?
Mario: Suprise! Hehe.
Minion 3: AHH!
CYKA BLYAT!
(ded)
Mario: Yeah! Hahaha!
Mario: Wahhh! Oh no!
Hm?
DING
WOAH!
Mario: (Italian Gibberish) Oh yea!
!?
.
..
...
All done!
Mario: Thank you so much!
(GET LOGIC'D B!TCH)
Minion 4: BLEHHHHHHHH
Mario: Mamma mia!
Wahhh!
Oh noooooo!
Ohhhh...
GASP IN FEAR
(Octolanguage)
(RAGE)
Mario: No! Oh you mama mia (Italian)
(Desti saying things that can't be audible)
(Gunshot)
(Slo-mo hit)
(Pain)
Woomy: OH DAMN
ohohohoho
Mario: Mamma mia!
(Woomy Language)
Mario: Woah!
(Italian Gibberish)
Yahoo!
(Woomy Language)
Mario: Hey! It's okay! That was a lot's-a fun!
(shit language)
(Octoling Language)
(Woomy Language)
(Octoling Language)
Mario: Oh ye- Mamma mia (Gibberish)
(Woomy and Octoling Language)
(Octoling Language while pulling out gun)
Ha! (gunfire)
Ah! (idk)
Mario: Oof!
(Pain)
Ah!
Mario: What are you doing? What's going on here?
Augh!
(You Stealed Mario!)
(Oh No! My Gun!)
(Octoling Language)
(Idea)
(woomy language)
Mario: (Screaming in shock)
(What?)
(No!)
(epic)
Huh?
(Octolanguage)
Merio: Boy oh boy, oh man.
(Octoling Language)
(woomy Language)
(Octoling Language)
(Meggy, uh I mean Woomy Language)
(Italian Gibberish)
Mario: Mamma mia
Merio: Let's a go.
Ho ho ho.
(woomy language)
(Derp Face)
Haha. I got it! Oh yea!
(Laughing of Woomy that is totally not voice acted)
(Woomy Language)
Mario: BOIIIIIIIIIIIII
Mario: Yahoo!
(Gibberish)
(Woomy Language) (Octoling Language in Background)
(Octoling Language)
Yes! :3