Hey guys so as you can see I still haven't moved yet. It's been a long process and just keeps getting delayed
So you're going to have to keep dealing with this echoiness. I'm literally living my brother's guest room right now
So different here. The trees in the corner and the painting's a little crooked. Miss my old room
So again, I apologize if the videos haven't been coming out quite as frequently
We'll get back into it once I move and get into everything yeah
No, probably not but...
We're here now, so let's get started
Dear Ryan, can you make pickup lines out of puns?
Pick-up lines are bad puns
We all know bad pickup lines like a typical
"Hey girl, are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see"
(Growing more intense) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
So yeah, I'm pretty sure I can make up some bad pickup lines
Here, I'll make pick-up lines using things I can find in my room
All right. What do we got here...
Let's see... empty Redbull can
Yoplait yogurt. Also empty
Cup-of-Noodles. With chopsticks. I think I'm not in focus
We have tissues as well
And a hat
Perfect!
This looks like trash...
(Romantic mood) Hey girl. I was just, uh
ThinCAN (thinking), maybe we could HAT (head) on down
To Yoplait (your place) Ya know?
Tissue and me (Just you and me)
*Box hits the floor*
like a, like, chop. Like two chopsticks
Really like two chopsticks. That's the best you could do?
Yeah! Because you know chopsticks come in pairs
(Scoffs) I'm so sorry
Ryan: Wait, wait, no just...
Girl: I... gotta go.
At least take down my number!
How else are you gonna send me a Cup-o-Noods (couple of nudes) though
*stifled laughter*
Couple of nudes? Cup of noodles? Cuz it's.. Cup-of-nood--
Oh. This is Marucho. It's not even a Cup...
Dear Ryan, can you drink a water bottle in one second?
I don't know if you guys saw it
But there's these guys who basically like suck all the water out of a water bottle in like a second
They're not actually like chugging the water at --- This does not look right
They have the water bottle
And they're basically like they squeeze it and like shove the water
into their
*upset groan*
they have the water bottle and
What is ... I am not PG today?
Yeah... this isn't going to go in. It probably will
You guys know what videos I'm talking about. I thought it was cool
I think I can do it. It's not that hard
You just try it. What's the worst that could happen?
(Off-camera) Hey, you legit think you can do this?
Ryan: I saw that video, I thought
"Oh, I could... probably do it"
And then now that I'm holding this in my hand.. this is a lot of water..
(Off-camera) That is
Alright. Here we go. You ready?
(Off-camera) Three, two
Ryan: Wait, wait, wait. (laughter) Start over
(Off-camera) Three... two... one... go!
*Splash* (Off-camera) Oh
I just missed my whole mouth
Sean: You still have a lot of water left
Ay, you did it!
Ryan: I didn't even do like... look at that... (laughter)
Okay, let me do half a bottle
Yo that was pretty good good
Ha ha ha Alright this time we're just gonna time it, see how long it takes three two one not ready
go
That was really slow laughs doing 4.9
Took a little break nice and not cool Gonna try to beat my score go oh?
My God there you go
Stop! 4.12 That's faster Let's try this one more time
One second? One, go!
*1.9* There's still water hahahaha
I cheated I still use yours
dear ryan can you do an act of happiness and an act of sadness at the same time
I know whoever left this dear Ryan you probably meant this to be tricky because happiness and sadness are opposites
But I go through this almost every single day of my life
I'm sure once you see what I'm talking about a lot of you guys do as well
Dear Ryan can you do a punny dub of Despacito?
Why yes I can
making puns out of the lyrics of a song is something that people naturally do you ever like misheard the
Lyrics to a song and sang something else that sounds like it
You're basically doing exactly that you know like when everybody misheard that Taylor Swift song, the
*sings* ...Starbucks lovers
Everybody thought she said was saying Starbucks lovers, but it's like a long list of Ex-lovers or something
That's basically it that's all you're doing is you're mis-hearing lyrics and making a pun
Especially songs that you, again, don't understand what they're saying like a song by Sean Paul, or
Psy, you know it's in Korean you want to sing along you just don't know how to say the words
They're saying so what I do is I turn it into English words or a sound this is for all you
Non-Spanish speakers who want to sing the chorus of Despacito without, you know, speaking Spanish
Dear Ryan can you reenact the dumbest thing you've done
I honestly can't just name one I do a lot of dumb things some I am more embarrassed of than others?
But I will say it is good for people to acknowledge the dumb things that you do that's how you learn for example
For example I do some things that are kind of dumb, but it's things that we all do. You know, little slip-ups here and there, a little embarrassing
Wait a second, where the hell's my phone?
And you're all set! Have a nice flight!
Thanks, you too!
Hey excuse me, spare any change? I'm sorry man. I actually didn't bring my wallet. What's that?
Hello. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm just long
Just common little dumb brain farts. Happens to the best of us but then I am also guilty of some slightly dumber things
Little more embarrassing
Did you just blow on your ice cream? It's really cold, so
And of course there's the very dumb things that I've done a little more embarrassing
Alright so what we're gonna do is I am going to dress up like a ninja with a sword
and you guys are gonna go buy a bunch of fruits and you're going to throw it at me and I'm going to cut through all the fruits and
You alright?
Alright here you go. Now, the plate is extremely hot so be careful enjoy
Hi, would you like to sample our new pizza pocket flavor? Um, you know what I'm good. Okay Thank you though
You know what? I'll take one. Oh I'm sorry he just took the last one
Spare any change? oh yeah now. Put it all on Mayweather
Do you have any watermelons? that I do!
and
That was the dumbest thing I've ever done Crazy cool see the lesson now you see the moral of the story. Yeah
Moral of the story is to always be generous and show compassion to everyone especially those less fortunate
And in need. Or it can and will bite you in the butt
Kind of like how that homeless guy did to you. You know when he took the last sample? wait what what are you talking about?
It's not the lesson okay, then what is it? Just take the free sample the first time.
So leave your questions in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video. Maybe we should head on down to -
- your place, okay?
oh
Never seen anyone eat like that ha ha ha get the belly flopping
What am I filming right now?