Mark: Say hi, Jack.
Jack: Hi... Jack. Everybody...
Mark: Hi. Everyone who needs to do that j-
Mark: Wait can I KILL YOU?
Jack: Oh! Don't fuck- Mark: OK... because, I had the a...
*voices start to deepen and become inaudible while ringing starts*
*Ringing gets louder, rushing sound like wind*
*Sound cuts out, silence*
Darkiplier: I didn't think you were going to show up.
Antisepticeye: Well you wanted me here, so here I am!
Darkiplier: There isn't room for both of us here...
Darkiplier: In this world, only one of us can be king.
Antisepticeye: You're weak!
Antisepticeye: Just like him!
Darkiplier: You seem to like to try things that are...
Darkiplier: ...destined to fail, so why don't you go kill yourself again
Darkiplier: and come back when you're ready
Antisepticeye: Why don't you just put on more make-up?
Antisepticeye: I've already won!
Antisepticeye: This world is mine!
Antisepticeye: These people are mine!
Darkiplier: You don't belong here
Darkiplier: Why don't you run away, and go home?
Antisepticeye: I don't need to go home
.Antisepticeye: ...I'm already there.
Darkiplier: We'll see... about th-
*roaring sounds*
GrizzlyVoices: Did I smell honey?
GrizzlyVoices: I'm GrizzlyVoices!
GrizzlyVoices: *roars*
Darkiplier: Excuse me, we're...
Darkiplier: ...in the middle of something.
GrizzlyVoices: *roars and throws tiny bears*
GrizzlyVoices:*roars and spits one tiny bear which squeaks when it hits Dark*
Antisepticeye: You can't stop me, I AM-
BlazingPhil: *interrupts* I am BlazingPhil and when you come to Britain
BlazingPhil: your tea will be cold and your crumpets will be BURNT! [oh god no]
Darkiplier: We're trying... we're trying to settle an argument here!
Darkiplier: Now...
DannyDarko: *interrupts* You can't escape DannyDarko...
Antisepticeye: We're in the MIDDLE of something
SharkYoHo: We're SharkYoHo
SharkYoHo: SharkYoHo!
SharkYoHo: Uh, Fire!
Antisepticeye: I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO-
TJSith: *interrupts* Did you forget about me?
TJSith: TJSith?!
TJSith: I have unlimited power!
TJSith: AHHH! *casts lightning*
TJSith: AHHH! *casts bolt 2*
TJSith: AHHH! *totally milking the whole electricity thing*
Darkiplier: SHUT UP! Just shut up!
Darkiplier: No one cares!
KillThePJ: *is just amazing with mysterious chanting cosmic voices chanting 'Kill.The.PJ'*
Antisepticeye: I swear...
KillThePJ: *is still just amazing with mysterious chanting cosmic sounds*
*continuing chanting cosmic sounds* Darkiplier: It doesn't really effect them if you threaten to kill yourself...
Darkiplier: You have to threaten to kill THEM
Antisepticeye: Shit.
KillThePJ: *chanting cosmic sounds are definitely chanting 'Kill.The.PJ*
TomSKAR: Beep beep motherfucker, it's TomSKAR!
TomSKAR: And my yell can explode your face!
TomSKAR: *a yell worthy of a Jurassic Park velociraptor*
Daniel: Oh hi there, it's Daniel.
Daniel: What you didn't get it, the curly hair, the re-branding?
DarkDan: I am the DarkDan, danisnotonfire has been dead for years
DarkDan: and if you look into my eyes, all of the hope will drain from your life.
Pamick Attack: Hi, I didn't mean to interrupt your calm serene mood to remind you
Pamick Attack: that your friends are talking about you *laughs*
Pamick Attack: I'm sorry, did that give you a Pamic Attack?
Pamick Attack: *laughs*
*JackKills exists*
Logan Paulution: Oh hey it's Logan Paulution
Logan Paulution: With every hip thrust, toxic smog gets released into the air.
Darkiplier: Logan... no.
Ian KNEEcox: Well you forgot about me... Ian KNEEcox
Darkiplier: No.
Ian KNEEcox: *kung-fu noises*
*smacking noises*
*sudden dramatic music, tension, danger, everyone dies and stuff*
*sudden dramatic music, tension, danger, everyone dies and stuff* (too much smog)
*sudden dramatic music, tension, danger, everyone dies and stuff*
*roars and throws tiny bears to save herself from the dramatic music, with tension, danger, and growing intensity (it will not save her)*
*I told you so* *it's still dramatic music central here*
Darkiplier: One of yours?
Antisepticeye: No!
SharkYoHo: Avast!
*music fades out*
*doggoscare*
CHICA: *god-mode engaged* I am hungry.
Antisepticeye: Why didn't you feed your dog?!
Darkiplier: I don't know, I got busy!
CHICA: *voice distorts* I got MAD
Antisepticeye: *giggles*
Darkiplier: *screams*
*weird munching along with more DRAMATIC MUSIC, Chica wins*