- I, for sure, am never turning 40.
(people cheering) - Happy Birthday!
- Two, three, open them.
- Oh my gosh, are you joking?
(alarm beeping)
- Steve, wake up. It's your birthday. Steve?
(gasps)
You're so old.
- Huh? (groans)
What's going on?
Oh no. (stomach gurgles)
Why do I suddenly have this strong desire to eat fiber?
(Steve groans) - Where'd you get the cane?
(excited shriek)
- Where's the kitchen? Oh, so far away.
- Dad, what happened to you?
- Uh, you look great, Dad.
- No he didn't.
Uh, happy birthday, Dad.
- Are we all out of antacid?
- I'm never turning 40.
- Rude.
Hey, put your gay phone away and come fight your dad.
[Steve] Come on, little man. You think you still got it?
- Why are you poking me? What are you...
- [Steve] You got nothing, huh, you're fragile.
- Dad, you look a little too fragile today.
- Bring it on, sonny.
- Dad, are you okay?
- Never better, little man.
- What is happening?
- The thunder. That's what's happening, boy.
Don't fart on me please. - [Steve] Get back here.
You want a free shot? Want a free shot, buddy?
- [Stephen] What is happening?
Stop spanking me with your cane.
(Stephen laughs) I don't like this.
- Ah! You'll never get your daddy.
- Help me!
- Say uncle! - [Stephen] What is happening?
- Say uncle!
Uh!
(groans)
My hip.
- I, for sure, am never turning 40.
- (laughs) I'm saving it, I can't...
- Hi SOTY Family!
- Guys, these girls are eating candy in my bed.
I shouldn't have given it to them
but I am trying to keep them distracted
because I have a lot of work to do.
Today is Steve's 40th birthday.
- Happy Birthday! - [Jamie] Shh!
- So guys, Steve actually does not know
that I have a lot of surprises planned for his birthday.
So we talked and he thinks that we're just kind of hanging
out with the family and not doing much, but he is so wrong.
Surprise one of this birthday is this.
Oh, he's coming! Shh!
- That was a close one.
- So Steve has been awake for a while
but he's in for a big surprise
the next time he uses our bathroom.
Get out of here.
Nothing like making him excited about turning 40.
Now, for more surprises.
So after the toilet paper surprised two
is we are having a little family get-together
with some of our extended family.
Steve thought that it was just going to be us.
So we're having people over.
We're going to have snacks.
We're going to play video games.
We're going to do a bunch of things that Steve likes:
eating and playing video games.
And I have this awesome balloon arch that I need to set-up
and put together before Steve notices.
Look at this sign!
It's a lot bigger than I thought it was going to be.
All right. That part was easy.
Now it's time for the hard part.
We have to build an arch out of all of this stuff.
I just read the instructions
and I'm regretting this a little bit.
It says blow up every single one
of these balloons using the balloon pump provided.
There is no balloon pump provided.
I'm going to have to blow up
every single one of these myself.
I can't even get this tiny one blown.
Okay. I'm in trouble.
(upbeat music)
Guys, look at how much I've done so far.
I'm super out of breath,
and I have all of these still to do.
Alexa, make an announcement.
- [Alexa] What's the announcement?
- Jared, I need you real quick.
So I'm going to go to lunch to lunch
with Steve his birthday real quick.
Finish what I started, okay? Thank you, bye!
- What?
- [Jamie] Bye, have fun.
Yeah, you're going to run out of breath.
- So for Steve's birthday, he chooses
Rumbi, an island grill because he wishes...
- [Steve] I wish I was in Hawaii.
... he wishes he was in Hawaii for his birthday.
- Instead he's in Utah with the cold snow outside.
- It's freezing outside.
- But we're eating like we're in Hawaii.
All right guys. So while I was at lunch,
my brother, Jared got all of the balloons blown up.
So now I just need to stick it all together
and make a giant balloon garland.
(upbeat music)
- Guys, it looks amazing.
I may not have any air anymore in my lungs
and my fingers hurt from tying,
but it looks so good.
- [Steve] Uh-oh, uh-oh.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
You're 40, holy poop you're 40.
- That's for you to wipe your poo. Your poo!
- [Steve] I have no words for this.
- [Steve] Is this funny to you?
- All right guys. So Steve left really quick
to pick up Peyton and Jordan from singing lessons.
We are getting everything laid out as fast as we can,
so that when he gets here, people start arriving
and he will be surprised.
- [Jamie] Look at that cake.
(people cheering) - Happy Birthday!
- [Steve] How're you doing? Wow, this is a surprise!
- All right, guys, let's eat!
- I'm starving.
- All right, Steve, so how do you like
the awesome balloon arch?
- It looks amazing. Whoever did this thing did a great job!
- I put a lot of effort and hours into it. Hard work.
That thing is staying up for at least a month in this house.
- [Steve] Ooh, birthday month.
- Birthday month. I am not taking that down for a long time.
So we're going to do cake and ice cream
and then I have one last surprise for you.
All right. So there's no way that I have 40 candles.
So I have four. Will that do?
- No, 40 or nothing.
- Fine, nothing. - [Steve] No, wait!
- Everyone else gets Steve's cake!
(excited cheers)
- 40 candles would not fit on this cake, Steve.
40 is too large a number.
(upbeat music)
♪ Happy birthday to me! ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
♪ Happy birthday to me! ♪ ♪ Happy birthday dear Dad! ♪
♪ Happy birthday to me! ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
♪ Now make a wish! ♪ (excited cheers)
- All right, Steve, are you ready for your
last and final birthday present? More?
- Let's do it! - Okay, come here. Ready?
- [Steve] It's outside? - [Jamie] It's outside.
Follow me.
All right, just a little further.
Come on. Ready? Close your eyes.
Close your eyes. Okay, step a little bit closer.
Step a little bit closer. Okay, stand right there.
Ready? One, two, three, open them.
Oh my gosh, are you joking?
(upbeat music)