[Intro]
EXPLOSION!
MAMA F**KER!
IT'S-A LOVELY DAY
(Nah, it's something ALWAYS wrong in the SMG4 world)
(Everything. Everything could be wrong.)
Toad: YHEA! OHOOO! MEHOOO!
Ohh... No. Huh...
Mario: Can I have sum monney naow?
*Toad Gibberish*
MERO PERTEH
DADADADADDADADADADAAAA
Yoshi: Yosheee!
Yoshi: I want to die.
Toad: Ohh... Ha HA!
Toad: He He He HAA! Ha Ha ha...
HALELUJAH
Mario: WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH
*Toad laughing* YEEHAW!
Mario (with spongebob voice): I NEED IT!
(nopey nope)
Toad: NOOOOOO! D:
Toad: waaaaooh! awowowo
Toad: Weeheee!
Luigi: Oooh...
Mario: Yippie! :D
Yoshi: I want to die!
Toad: Here we GO! Okay!
Koopa: LabalalalaabbabblblbABALAABBALAALABABBABabababalalblblbaBALBLABLABLAbalaballalabalbllbablbalblaLBABALABALB
(the gibberish is so retarded so I couldn't put a subtitle right there)
*Silence*
Mario: Oh, I guess that makes sense.
Luigi: WHAAAAT!!!???
Shroom: JUST GET IN THE FRICKEN CAERE!!!!!
*GUNSHOT* *BOOM HEADSHOT*
*DEAD*
*Toadian Gibberish*
*Dice rolled*
3 dots iloominatie confrimed
Y O U G O T S O M E M O N E H !
kermit: TIME FER A MINIGAME ASSWIPES!
Kermit: It's time for a game where you can win coins!
Kermit: I like killing! :D
Mario: Yaaaaaaay!
Peach: Uh... Excuse me, but...
Kermit: Smash each other with these crowbars! :D Last one standing wins!
Peach: Oh no!
Peach: OH HELL NOOOOOO-
*Peach is out* *Mario's LOVE Increased*
Mario LV 2 HP 20/24
WTF?!
Yoshee: OH MY GOD
*Yoshi is out* *Mario's LOVE Increased*
Luigi: PLZ DONT HURT MEH
*Luigi is out* *Mario's LOVE Increased*
Kermit: Mario wins! :DD good job mario won
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY *Mario Earned 10 GOLD Mario LV 4 HP 20/32
*Toadderish*
Mario: Yeah!
2 much memes
Y O U L O S T S O M E M O N E H
Mario: OH NO!!!
Toad: You stupid.. BITCH
Kermit: Who's ready for another minigame?? :D
Peach: NNNNAAAAOOOOOO
*fallin'*
Mario: Hmmmm...
(kermit explaining minigame) Kermit: Alright, all you have to do in this minigame is just chill.
Peach: All right! Not bad!
(uh oh) Kermit: .....chill while I try to murder you guys! >:)
Keyrmit: YEEEEY!
Peach: SHET!
Carmutt: I LOVE MURDER! I LOVE KILLING! I LOVE MURDER!
*everyone panicking while yoshi is listening to the rules (for once)*
yoshi: MY BODY IS READY!
*Italian BS*
*luigi screaming*
Mario: ♪ elmo's world ♪
[*Luigi is out] Mario: Mama F***ER!
Merio: Heeeeyyy stinky!
fuck this shit im out *Peach is out*
mario: WOW WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
mario: WAAAAAH!
*Mario is out*
cuz he actually just chilled *Yoshi Earned 10 GOLD*
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
Yoshi: but i wanna die!
it's a 4
(green space)
Luigi: Whaaa? Mamma mia....
oh cool
.
..
...
Mario: WAHTDAFUQK
YOLOOOOOOOOO
*Everyone screams*
-OOOOOOOOOO
mario is being useful WHAT?
*Italian*
(everyone agrees)
Mario: You go get some sausage. Imma gonna get some spaghetti.
Yoshi: Uh huh...uh-huh.
Luigi: Huh?
Peach: What the F*ck are you talking abo-
mario: and you gotta chase me with the pizza!
mario: Of course, you're gonna eat the pizza.
uhoh
mario: O SHET
BOOM
Mario LV SP4GHETTI HP 1/32 Luigi LV SPAGHETT1 HP 1/20 Peach LV CAK3 HP 2/20 Yoshi LV 3 HP 1/20
the time?
yeah it's 5PM (yea when i just typed it turned 5)
Shy Guy: YAAA TOAST
(Kermit explaining toast minigame) Kermit: In this game, just copy what the shy guy does with his toast!
so get ready
shy guy: YAAA TOWST
Yoshi - OK
Peach - OK
Luigi - OK
Mario - WTF?!
STOP EATING THE TOAST!
Toast Fairy: BEEP
[OH NO!] Mario LV SP4GHETTI HP 0/32
TAOST
Luigi: Waaah!
YAAAH TOOST
(PPAP Reference)
Shy Guy: YAAAA
Shy Guy: TOA- SIKE!
Peach: Yes!
Peach: Oh wait wait wai-
Toast Guy: BEEP! ;D
peach: YOU SON OF A BETCH!
[MISSION FAILED] Peach LV CAK3 HP 0/20
Luigi: WAHT THE F*CK?
Yoshi went out crazy
Trolling Toast Fairy: EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE
U MAD?
luigi: WHAAAAT?!
(TOO MUCH MATHS)
MATHS OVERFLOW
[BRAIN DAMAGE] Yoshi LV 9 HP 0/20
luigi: WAAAAAH!
(wrong)
shy guy: BEEP!!! :D
luigi: F*CK!
[YOU ARE FIRED] Luigi LV SPAGHETT1 HP 0/20 game over
(kermit said copy what shy guy does with his toast, and they didn't spam up and down on burnt/cooked toast)
toad: STUPID! STUPID! STOOPID!
i forgot we were playing mario party
*Crash*
OH NO WE NEED TO COLLECT COINS FASTER
mario: FINE!!
2 much water
Toad: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
mario: Mamma mia! *Gibberish*
koopa: (we got to have) moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[*Mario lost 5 GOLD!] Mario LV SP4GHETTI HP 16/32 GOLD: 2
mario: well that was a load of sh1t
OH NO TOAD'S ANGRY
*Toadderish*
(I don't think so)
6
THIS IS THE NUMBER OF HE- oh wait
Bowser: Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
toad: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
be my pimp pl0x
BOWSER MINIGAME TIME!!!
okay im listening (not)
I HATE THIS MINIGAME DAMN IT
no not the money ;-;
Luigi: OH NO.
WTF IS THAT???
Bewser: GO!
*Idiots panicking over an idiotic face*
Mario: Hello! Itsa me, gay bowzer!
forever alone
Yoshi: NAILED IT.
yoshi: Frinnnn--yosheee!!
Bowser: BITCH IM FABULOUS
Mario: F*ck-a-this!
mario: Ehdodorebadobeido!
mario: Ta-Da!
GET DUNKED ON (u deserved it fatass)
Time up
(WAIT, WHAT?!)
Peach: oh yay 4 me!
mario: THIS IS BULLSHET
(DIE U ITALIAN BOITCH)
*Angry Toadderish*
why didnt the team earn money?
That'll take forever (AT LEAST NOT OVER 5000)
Luigi: NO GOD!
luigi: NO GOD PLEASE NO!!!
Kerpmoney: Hey, do you know what time it iiiiis???????
luigi: ITS TIME TO STAHP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MINIGAME MONTAGE: START!
mario: MOVE BITCH
Luigi is out
mario wat r u drawin
Mario is out
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
Mario's a penguin?
[Mario banned from Club Penguin for using rude words]
mario: DIE.
(M&L nooo!)
luigi: weegee number one!
yoshi: F*ck 'em up!
all screaming
(IGN: stupid show, dont wanna hear it anymore. -99/10)
mario: Hey Stinky!
mario: F*CK YOU!!!
Mario: Here we go!
B
A
A (x2)
<---
(and they copy it perfectly)
(Mario's Anger sharply rose!)
Cause I feel like I'm running,
and I'm feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get away,
better know that I don't and I won't ever stop
'cause you know I gotta win everyday day. (GO!) (lyrics from Look at Me Now)
diffuculty. master
Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
(Last Turn,Yes!)
*Toadderish*
Mario LV 4 HP 20/32 Luigi LV 1 HP 19/20 Peach LV 3 HP 25/20 Yoshi LV 9 HP 24/20
*ITALIAN BS*
2 (count how many times 2 was there in this video)
?????
WUHEEE! *MORE PEACH GIBBERISH*
HAHAHAHA YOU ARE SCREWED
CHENCE TIEM MOFOS
koopa: In DOTA, basically you pick one character, OK
koopa: and then you level them up, OK?
koopa: It could be the panda, ok, and then
Toad: Alright. Get outta here.
*TOADDERISH*
oh no
mario: BUT WHAT???!??!?111?/1?
Luigi LV 20 HP 99/99 GOLD: possibly infinite
luigi: Mama Mia...
WTF?!
(what? it's dat a fake star?)
*Toadderish*
*Mario has notice the fake star (wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE!)
Mario: *Gibberish*
*More Toadderish*
*you liar*
Toad: Uhhh...
Toad: Somebody?
*Italian*
All: YAY!!
Kermit: HA! HA!
THANKS FOR WATCHING!!! Captioners: I DIDNT KNOW GOOGLE ALLOWED U TO MAKE LONG NAMES, EMario Widjaya, alex lopez (me), bad username, dennis li, Som64, AQ206, and Evan Elm