Can you believe I literally printed out the fucking recipe [wow...edgy]
Like we're in literally the middle ages using a printer
anyways
i dont even know what
ow fuck! [then stop clapping omg]
I drank so much coffee, I literally feel buzzed. Like I literally like-- is that-- I don't even know what being buzzed feels like.
Cuz I'm like 12, so...
Hey guys, what's up and welcome back to cooking with Emma!
Editing Emma: *sighs* WHY are you acting like that?
Also, I have leftover, like, acne spot treatment on my nose that I forgot to wash off this morning, [noice]
so, um... I mean yeah, we're doing good.
I haven't done one of these in a while because I kind of neglected it 'cause I was like, 'eh, it's a stupid concept.'
mm :)
But I thought I'd bring it back for a few reasons. Number one: my birthday is coming up. Yes
yay my birthday
It is May, my birthday month. So far this month, I have not celebrated myself once. If anything, I've actually abused myself.
No, not really. Like I just--
*that one meme* they asked you how you are and you have to say you're fine when you're not really fine
but you just can't get into it because thEY WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND--
I thought that today make myself some little birthday cupcakes for my b-day!
Editing Emma: I just realized that I never actually tell you when my birthday is and so I'd just like to announce here,
formally that my birthday is on May 22nd!
Just keep that in mind, when that day rolls around, wish me a happy birthday, make me feel special,
um, send me money.. Send me that money,
I might even start a GoFundMe called 'make Emma's birthday the best birthday ever' [actually tho]
Donate all of your parents savings, all of their retirement funds and make me feel special, everybody!
Thank you so much; May 22nd,
a day for the books, a day to put down in your calendar, a day to never forget. It is the best day of the year,
because it's the day all about me, and I am the only human being on this planet that actually matters so alright!
:D
Keep it in mind, baby
Another reason why I thought we'd do a little cooking with Emma today is because you guys--
(editing emma:) I know it's disgusting that my cat is on the counter, but trust me. I wiped off the counter before I started cooking. Okay, trust me. I..
did that.. I did-- I did that.
I'm just gonna--
*screeches from the fiery pits of hell*
You guys have been sending me shit tons of stuff for cooking with Emma
Let's do a little haul. Shall we? First we got an electric mixer.
Which I am so excited about! I didn't even wash it just gonna use it, unwashed. So if I die, I don't care.
yES
If you guys are OG Cooking with Emma watchers,
you know that I used to have to mix stuff, like, with a whisk so I would have to like take a whisk like this
And like mix it really fast, and it was like not good
mmnyuhhhh
I'm literally so tired!
My arm is burning! 30 more seconds! 10 9 8 7 6
MY ARM!
Yeah, it wasn't good.
Another thing- next thing- speaking of whisk, the next thing in our haul: this beautiful golden whisk like,,
okay. Next someone got me a
adorable
aDORAble
little oven mitt set, okay
This is adorable! And the last things that you guys got me were some aprons.
I don't even know which one I'm gonna wear today today. Do you know what? I'm gonna wear all of them.
Okay, I'm glad we figured that out. It is so cute- Wait, why is it like that? Oh my God-
Look how low it goes. Look how literal- like wait. Is that normal? Oh, no. Oh I see. Here's apron number one.
This one's a little bit more.. stylish. Next one is this- oh, this is just amazing. Don't be afraid to take whisks!
fucking funny.
I'm literally gonna be wearing four.. what are these called again?
Aprons!
hah..I am an idiot.
Have I been calling it robe? I don't know if I've been calling it aprons this whole time.
We're gonna see about that.
What just happened?
Okay, next one. This one says: Danger - Emma's cooking. haha
I'm offended. This one actually says the same thing as-- but don't be afraid to take whisks.
So if you guys sent me something for Cooking with Emma,
Thank you, and it's because of you that I'm back here doing another one
Well, it's also because my birthday is coming and I deserve it. It's my birthday
So naturally we're gonna be doing some sort of cake. Cake is good. But what's better than cake? Cupcakes.
So today we're gonna be making cupcakes. I think the whole thing with like birthdays
It's always so funny like when you're a kid and stuff. It's like on your birthday
It's like I want my favorite type of cake and everyone has their favorite type of cake
well
I'm a little bit different with what my favorite cake is because no one else has the same favorite cake as me my favorite cake
Was always lemon cake
Yes, I had issues as a child
If y'all are new
Basically, what we do here is is that you watch me bake and then by the end of the video
You're like I just wasted ten minutes of my life. You don't really benefit actually at all
So you can click off now because I already got my ad money. So that's good. You already given me your gift to me
So you can just click it off if you want
All right for all my homies still here. Let's just hop right into it. I have this whisk I've used this before
This isn't a new thing but still thought I would bring it out here because it is fucking awesome
What if I just wrote it like like kind of like this reminds me like a witch Oh
Like, you know like witches on their broom, but I'm like a cooking witch. Oh, that's so cool
Now I'd really be on to something if my broom wasn't facing the wrong way
Let's first talk about our lemon cake that we're gonna be making today it's vegan
I choose to make vegan things because if I don't make it vegan
Then I get roasted and I'm not in the mood for that because guess what it's my fucking birthday and I'll cry if I want
To but I don't want to cry so don't find roast me in the comments. Oh my god
I'm tired already like we haven't even started. I'm already tired and sick of it and like we're ready
do you know what I have to do all of the dishes for this after this is over like I have to do all of
The dishes and it makes a lot of dishes. I should probably set the oven. What's even the degrees 350 I don't care
It actually took me a really long time to find a recipe for this type of
Cupcake because surprisingly there isn't a lot of vegan lemon cake recipes after thinking about it for a while
I realized it's because no one likes lemon cake
After probably like 20 minutes of searching online
I finally found this website and I knew that it was gonna be a winner by the headline
I mean like it is good enough for him. It'll be good enough for me. You know what I'm saying?
Fuck, going into this. I actually spent also more time trying to find this recipe because I really wanted it to go
well I actually went and I read some of the reviews of this lemon cupcake and I was so pleased to see that all the reviews
Were really really positive. I thought we'd go through some of them today. Mm-hmm
Anyways, these cupcakes are delicious. I made them for my daughter's birthday
Dinner a couple of nights ago and they go such rave reviews that I made a double batch for a party. She's having tonight
Well, number one. I'm glad that the cupcakes are delicious
I am glad because
that tells me all I need to know that tells me that it's a winner and that tells me that I should make them but
where I got a little bit triggered about this was that like
This mom is like being bragging about the fact that her daughter has like two birthday parties
Like I'm not even gonna have one birthday party
The daughter has a birthday dinner, and then she also has another party that she's going to tonight
Okay, also, yes. I did print this shit out for two reasons. Number one actually only one reason
I only printed it out for one reason
It's because once my hands get dirty, I'm not gonna be able to touch my phone to look at this shit
So I print it all out pretty genius if you ask me Colleen says these look crazy good
I'm almost afraid to make them bitch. What's the worst that can happen?
If you make them you'll eat them all in one sitting who cares. That's what menopause is for
I'm just assuming that all of the people writing these reviews are moms. Sara says these look delightful
I want to just bite right in that's gross whose mom's name is Sara
I feel like Sara is like the name of like a 12 year old girl every single time
I've never met somebody named Sara who was older than 12
I don't even like baking. I want a spoon feed that frosting into my mouth
bitch
Calm down, fuck I did not use a big enough ball for this
Okay, no, it's good
So how have you guys been? I mean, I just want to know like have you been like is your birthday coming up?
Cool I really don't care
Let's talk about my birthday. Oh my god wait, I just realized that I forgot to show something in my hall earlier
So let's show that now a bunch of super mini whisks 20 of them
You guys are amazing because that is so cute now back to work because that's just irrelevant
Let's talk about birthdays personally. I think birthdays are fucking stupid
also
I don't like getting older I use some when I was little and I want
Wanted to be older so bad and now I'm like older and I'm like, well, I'm still 12 but oh, yeah
You guys don't even know how old I'm turning 12 last year
I was also 12 but because I don't look any different it makes it so that I'm just still 12 now
Do you want this I'm turning 17, which is funny cuz I don't look like it
I want to be 16 forever being 16 is the funnest age and it took me the entire year to realize that too
I was like being 16 sucks. And then now I'm like fuck being 16 was so fun
You have freedom because you can get your license and you can drive around but then also
Your parents still pay for everything's looking awesome. Let's use the electric mixer. It says mix it
What the fuck?
Yo big fat shout-out to the person who sent me this shit because this just changed my life, let me like it
Okay weird, I don't even know what you're talking about I got distracted by my
I'm worried about me. What else should we talk about running out of content? Um, let's talk about
17, 17 the age that no one cares about like what happens to you when you're 17 when you're 16
You get your driver's license and then when you're 18, you become an adult when you're 17. You're just a piece of shit
But I think it would be a good year. So I'm gonna try to make it the best year of my life
But I'm also getting really old and like I don't like being old
I don't want to be old like what's gonna happen when I turn like 30. Oh my god, they get more wrinkles now
Let's get Botox so it's like fine. But oh my god. Do you know what I
Bitch I forgot to buy flour, I might have some oh my god. This might change everything guys
I literally think I forgot. Okay get a fucking load of this. I have coconut flour. I have almond flour
I have green banana flower. What the fuck is that and I have Tiger nuts flour, okay
None of these are regular flour. What kind of household do I live in? Hi, do we have like regular flour?
If not, don't even worry about it, but do we?
She said No, so now it's the game. We're gonna play a game called what flour do we use? I'm just gonna eat eeny
Meeny miny. Moe eeny. Meeny miny moe catch a tiger by you
I don't know something on saying that out loud makes me really uncomfortable. So I'm just gonna be like this
Almond flower, I purposely chose this one because it's the one that I feel like is the least likely to have error
Okay
Like my life was a mess before like it's one thing to like mess up a recipe and like have shitty
Cupcakes on a normal day of the year, but like it's my birthday
You know what I'm saying? I like went grocery shopping for this video and I like forgot the flour
I
Would use this shit all day if I could what's next what's next who knows these days I was kind of deep
I'm kind of sad now. I'm kind of gonna get lazy now. I'm just lazy in lazytown. Oh my god, where's my coffee?
Do I did I not I could've sworn I made myself a coffee earlier. Oh my god. Wait. Yeah, I already drank it
What the fuck?
Okay. I'm not like trying to paint it I the flower
Huh?
Did you guys just see that okay, it's okay you can't get
Let's taste the batter I'm scared for my life
It tastes so good like what it's perfect this is a fucking birthday miracle
I can't get too excited though because it's all about what happens in the oven and that's when things are gonna get bad
So I like clean this up. Let's talk about our feelings lately. I've been thinking about how I'm gonna die alone. I
You know I've gone
17 years out of my life and I have been single the entire time. Is that gonna change anytime soon?
Probably not what I mean. Hey, I haven't had to deal with getting hugs when I didn't want to have one a hug
No one gives me hugs. So it's never like I don't wanna hug right now. You know, that's good. I
Have like nine cupcake pans
but I still thought it'd be a good idea to like order one on Amazon for this video and I didn't need it and my
Mom got mad. I hope I have cupcake liners if I don't that's many bad, but it wouldn't be the first mistake
We've made oh, yes, finally something goes good for me. I only have three little whiner. Um,
So yeah, so no, we're doing good. Let's see. Do I have any more? Oh my god. Wait, do I have more come on?
I might have more. Oh my god. I do have more that was actually a really good luck for me
Like I'm actually like scared cuz I'm like too good lucks in a row. I
Might die soon. Let's talk about birthdays in the past for me. I don't even really remember. I've never been somebody who likes birthdays
I like going to others people's birthdays. Why because they had to stress out and they had to plan it not me
I didn't have to sit around and plan it the moral of the story
Here is you should try to get invited to other peoples parties
So that by the time years comes around you have no desire to even throw a party
I was also trying to think about what my favorite age so far has been like being alive wise but I think 16 like this
Year was an amazing year probably one of the best years of my life
But at the same time I wanted to die for half of it. I'm really scared the batter tastes good. It looks good
It's just it all depends on what happens in the oven if the chemical reaction doesn't occur properly
These cupcakes will end up being shit and honestly, even if these turn out fucked up
At least I can eat the frosting and like cry myself to sleep. God. Did we figure that out together?
Don't tell your mommy it smells like a barbecue outside cuz I have all my windows open cuz it's nice and warm out
So yeah, it's most like a barbecue. How are you feeling about that people?
Also, I got a little bit of batter on this string which it's just definitely that's not supposed to happen because you can't wash that
Okay, let's taste it
This is so good bitch
Bitch bitch
I literally don't even care how the cupcakes turn out anymore this frosting is so good. Whatever. I don't care
This is my birthday miracle. I'll see you when the cake is done. Okay when the cupcakes are done?
Yay
Yay first impression it's intact, which is promising. I see we add some food coloring to this how
Can you shut up? No?
You fucking what the oh, I'm just gonna leave it. Wow. This actually feels cool a little tie-dye actionable tie-dye. Bday action
I've been filming for like three hours and I'm just done. Oh my big bday cupcake. Oh,
What the fuck