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sometimes I put 'em together.
I call it the "Arnold Palmer."
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- I see your comments, and I read them all.
Even when they're a little out there.
All jokes aside,
recently it got a lot of suggestions
to check out the TV show, Paradise PD.
We're going to be taking a look at some of the strange
and crazy medical type situations from the show.
Now I've never seen Paradise PD before,
and for those of us who haven't yet seen the show,
Paradise PD is a Netflix exclusive animated sitcom
that follows a small town Police Department,
where crime is rampant.
And the police are seriously incompetent.
It should be pretty interesting to say the least.
But before we get into it,
my name is Dr. Jordan Wagner.
I'm an emergency room doc who deals
with every medical situation you can think of.
I created this channel to answer the medical questions
that I get from people every single day.
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All right, let's dive right in.
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- Gina, here's your problem.
You have a bullet in your brain.
- Oh my goodness!
All right, so I love that he put up the picture
of the bullet on the brain on the light box,
and yes, a bullet does show up on x-rays or imaging.
You could see that there's a piece of bone missing
where the bullet went through.
It's pretty impressive.
And it's in the back of the brain.
So it could be into the occipital area,
or it could be all the way down into the cerebellum.
It's hard to tell on this image.
- Are so aggressive and have an unnatural sexual attraction
to fat men. - What?
- Basically a textbook case of "Bitch be crazy disease."
- What?
Come on, You can't speak that way.
That type of injury has to do with the vision
or the balance.
When it comes to personality,
that's your frontal lobe and that's just how you behave,
and those sorts of things.
None of this weird diagnosis, come on.
- The hell can I have a bullet in my brain
and not know about it?
- Well, maybe you had a terrible doctor.
Oh, your terrible doctor was me.
- It's me. (laughing)
- I don't remember because I also have a bullet in my brain.
- Well does my file say- - Oh my gosh!
- Who shot me?
- Nope, just this photo.
- What?
- Bum-fuque. (laughing)
- I'm not repeating that, that's inappropriate.
- With this clue I now have one mission in life,
to kill the bastard who shot me!
- I tried to kill the bastard who shot me,
but the bastard who shot me is me.
I got really depressed when my obese husband left me.
- Oh!
- Damn you Bitch Be Crazy Disease!
(laughing) - Okay.
One, she doesn't know she had a bullet in her brain.
That could happen,
you could be put in coma,
you could be comatose.
Basically, you could be sleeping for a very long time,
and then just wake up.
Your brain might've been swelling,
and the swelling needs to go down.
It depends,
the brain is a pretty impressive organ.
If you're ever feeling suicidal,
there's a lot of options out there.
There are phone numbers that you can call.
There's always people that wanna help,
and there's a support system out there.
So if you ever feeling that, there are suicidal hotlines.
Please give it a call,
or go to the hospital, we'll help you.
- I love you.
- Ah nice! - I love you.
Now that sounds like some Hancock would say.
Goddammit Hancock! - What?
- I am not falling for this again.
Take off that mask! - Oh my gosh!
(Randall grunting) (Jordan gasping)
(Karen screaming) - My bad!
No Hancock, just an angry skull under there.
- What?
- Honey, I'm sorry I ripped your face off.
- Oh my gosh!
Can you actually rip somebody's face off?
All the time people are like,
can you actually rip this off or that off?
Pretty hard to rip somebody's face off like, come on.
Okay, you can cause damage to the tissue,
but to be able to rip all that tissue off.
That takes a ton of strength.
We've seen in the news
that people eating somebody's face off.
But again, these are super rare,
but let's see what the bandage will look like underneath.
- [Karen] How do I look?
- Oops, my bad. (intense music)
- Oh my God! (laughing)
He put the face on upside down.
You can't just spin it back around, obviously.
It's gonna be super crazy complex.
Plastic surgery needs to be involved,
detachment of the vessels, the nerves,
even just the muscles back so they can work again.
It's intense and probably it'll take a lot of surgeries
to actually fix something like this.
I see that they're holding hands now,
but that's a serious messed up case of domestic abuse.
If anybody's in that situation, call the police,
get it documented, get out of that situation.
- Ooh, something incredible showed up in your blood work.
You're pregnant. - What?
- But I haven't had sex with anyone but Randall.
- I have a theory on how this happened.
You see, (majestic music)
every man has a Spermtropolis.
- Spremtropolis, alright I like it's called that way.
(breaks squeaking)
(laughing)
I hope my sperm doesn't look that way.
- Is this Goo York City?
- That's right pal.
It's the city of Creams.
Mansplatten, the Big Fapple. (laughing)
- [Dr. Funtlichter] Then, Kevin got a hold of your gun.
(loud banging) (people screaming)
- I love this, this is really funny.
- [Dr. Funtlichter] One brave sperm survived.
- I love it, the survival of the single sperm.
- [Dr. Funtlichter] 15 more years that sperm refused to die.
- I love the reference to Cast Away with Tom Hanks,
the beard, you got the volleyball.
Wilson!
- Until it was finally able to, medically speaking,
swim pass Karen's piss flaps.
- Karen, this is amazing!
I love my life. - Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh! (majestic music)
How inappropriate,
the doctor's calling Karen's genitalia "flaps."
Use vagina, the labia.
It's an okay word to use, it's the anatomy.
You do not call it what he just called it.
Not cool.
These docs don't have good bedside manner.
- And it all comes down to this,
a pepper spray showdown. (laughing)
You'll each take a blast to the eyes,
then beat each other with nightsticks.
(laughing) The last man standing
is the Coptathalon Champion.
- The Coptathalon Champion!
First off, pepper spray, that hurts.
I know individuals where they potentially
had to practice feeling what pepper spray feels like.
Cayenne pepper and oil base, horrible.
You see on the news, people are using milk to help.
But actually the best is baby shampoo,
and the soap doesn't burn if it gets into your eyes.
The soap actually,
because of the way the molecules are made,
it will actually help get the oil off.
But if you use water, bad idea.
It's gonna just spread it around, and make everything worse.
(footsteps clanging)
(spray hissing) (man grunting)
- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
(spray hissing)
(Jordan laughing) (Randall screaming)
- The world is on fire!
Ants are swarming my brain! (laughing)
(farting noise) (Randall grunting)
It might be in my mouth!
- Oh no bad idea!
(laughing)
Even water would make it worse.
Oh, some people have a horrible reactions.
They got vomited, they have diarrhea.
That's the body just shuts down,
and you just lose it, literally.
- I'm gonna get you Karen!
(laud thumping) (man grunting)
- Paramedics gotta be careful,
you never know if a patient is gonna be aggressive.
A lot of times,
first responders are police officers
that help with scene safety.
So what we say as an EMT paramedic,
"You need to be safe to be able to help your patients."
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All right, we're at a nice doctor's office.
- All right, Kuzniak! - Oh!
- Where the hell did you get these animals?
- Looks like a vet?
- I only purchased these animals
because I wanted to do unethical experiments on them.
- What?
Animals are not to be experimented on,
and specifically, unethical.
- And check this out.
I invented this brain device- - What?
- To enter the mind of this duck.
My father once told me to go, a duck.
It's taken me 30 years to figure out how,
but I'm finally going to make daddy proud.
- What?
- Are you sure he meant it like that?
- All I know is I'm in a duck's body and rock hard.
- That is so disgusting!
These weird cup suctions and brain transfer information.
It doesn't really work that way.
But soon enough,
Elon Musk who's gonna be having the option
to have people with Neuralink.
But I hope Neuralink is used
in an appropriate ethical way.
- You sicko! (duck quaking)
- Gosh, just taking his money.
- Looking for clues, dad?
- Nope, cash. - Oh my gosh.
I don't know what kind of doctor this guy is.
I don't like his unethical practices that he has.
Doesn't seem legit, he's got an ID badge,
he looks like a doctor.
Let's not talk about this doctor.
Paradise Hospital, here we go!
- I just found out that Karen is a Grade-A ball freak,
and I'm a little lacking in that area.
You gotta help me! (laughing)
- Of course, what time do you want me to tea bag your wife?
- What?
Yeah, that terminology should be only used
for what you drink with,
not in a derogatory stance over here.
- No, Dr. Weirdo!
I want my own set of balls.
- Ooh, you mean a ball transplant?
I'll put you at the top of the donor list.
You'll receive the testicles of the next male
that dies in Paradise.
- What?
Okay, testicular transplants?
One, if somebody is losing testicles,
it's typically due to probably a bad injury
or testicular cancer.
I'm assuming you could put prosthetics in there.
You're not really keen on getting a transplant
from somebody who has passed away.
I actually haven't heard of that.
Could it be done?
Maybe.
Typically there's more prosthetics that are used instead.
Let's check out what the rest of this clip is up all about.
- That's great news doc!
- And until those nuts come through,
Karen can borrow my boldo.
- Already has one. (laughing)
- Oh, but does she have a celebrity boldo?
I have Don Lemon and Ice-T.
Sometimes I put 'em together,
I call it the "Arnold Palmer."
(laughing)
- I actually like Arnold Palmers.
Typically you don't need a scrotum.
It's the prosthetics are basically just like inert,
they won't react in your body.
Almost like when a woman gets breast implants, right?
These clips are really funny,
I've never seen Paradise PD before.
Stay tuned and hopefully we'll make another video
like this one with Paradise PD.
Do you have a favorite show that features medical situations
that you want me to react to?
Well, let me know which show
or episode in the comments below.
And if you wanna see me react to video games,
check me out on Experts React series
on Gamology, right here.
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more fun videos like this one.
Thank you so much for watching,
and stay healthy, my friends. (bell rings)
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