- Typing is gonna be annoying.
Editing is gonna be hell.
Texting is gonna be crap.
(upbeat, energetic music)
- So today, we lesbians are going to be getting fake nails.
- Spirit fingers, bitches.
(laughter) As lesbians,
you really don't wear nails,
if you know what I mean.
- Yeah, if you're gonna be sexual with anything,
like your hands,
you can't wear nails because that shit hurts.
- My name is Gracie J from The Editorial Nail,
and I'm a Nail Stylist slash Artist.
Nail art has been a hobby of mine since I was 13,
and I've been doing nails professionally
for the past five years.
- My friends will go out and get their nails done
because they're like,
"Oh, we just need to go get our nails done."
And they're like "Jazzmyne, do you wanna come with?"
And I'm like "No, I'm a fuckin' lesbian!"
- I am also the lead nail stylist
for Claws, TNT Season One.
- I do have a girlfriend, and she actually does wear nails,
she actually wears these little tip,
little stiletto kinda things,
(claps) and, - Ow!
Hello! - Hi!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you too.
- I'm ex, oh I'm not gonna say I'm excited.
- We're gonna hook you up with some long ass nails today.
- Oh man!
- We're giving Jazz some vagina nails,
and we're giving Jade some long nails
that says bad ass on it.
- Oh! (claps)
Like that! (hands slapping)
- Yes (laughing) - Girl you better go!
- So we're just gonna clean you up a little bit
before we put the press ons on.
Seriously, having long nails,
you relearn how to live.
- [Jazz] Yeah, I would say so!
- [Gracie] 'Cause you have to relearn
how to do every single thing all over again.
- Oh bomb!
Forget these nails, alright? (Gracie laughs)
What about these? - Yes!
I'm excited to see what their struggle's gonna be like.
- What would you say is the biggest struggle to do,
basically, when we have nails on?
- You know when you wake up in the morning,
or throughout the end of the day you've accumulated,
quite a mass of boogers in your nose?
And you have that one dry one that's just stuck up there?
It hurts like hell - Oh!
- to try to pick it out with a long nail.
Your nails are jewels not tools.
(upbeat, bouncy music) (dinging)
As far as opening cans and using them to do stuff, I don't--
- I forgot simple stuff like that,
opening a fucking can. - I never,
even with my own nails, when my nails are long,
I never open cans with my nails.
(laughter) - [Jazz] help!
(bag thumping)
- I'm gonna get a bite of this burrito
(Gracie laughs) before the day is over.
(upbeat, jazzy music)
(laughing)
This so sad.
Oh my God!
I got to the burrito. (Gracie laughs)
So that's a good start.
I have a little bit of faith in myself.
Thanks, girlie! (hands slapping)
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(laughter)
- You are so extra. (clapping)
I have vaginas on my nails, and you are extra.
- I'm in the bathroom right now,
and these things are messing me up.
I couldn't even unbutton my pants,
I had to just slide 'em down.
This is a struggle, it's a struggle that I don't like.
I really think at the end of these 24 hours
that I'm gonna have a lot of respect
for women who wear nails.
- I love it.
I love how different they are.
- [Jazz] Right.
- How many different shapes there are.
- [Jazz] Right.
- After all of seven minutes,
I finally have my pants on!
(conga music)
- [Jazz] What do you think about the length,
and the fact that I'm interested in women?
(upbeat, jazzy music)
- Well, Jade's girlfriend has long fingernails.
(both laughing)
- [Jazz] I'm not Jade's girlfriend!
(laughter)
- Wow, they look nice, though!
Damn, you flossin'!
- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Nope. (rapidly clicking keyboard)
(office people laughing)
I swear, I'm only writing three words right now.
- Texting on my phone,
and it's taking me 20 minutes to send one text.
Typing on my computer literally hurts,
I have to use the pads of my finger.
- [Jade] This is my significant other's hands.
Look at how big my hands are compared to my girlfriend's.
- So I've noticed even with doing simple things,
like putting on makeup,
I have to hold it a different way
'cause of these long ass claws!
They're lucky that they're vaginas.
- Because of my nails I can't grip it like that,
so I have to grip it from the side like this.
I'm sorry I'm having like a mental breakdown.
Oh my gosh, this is a good head scratcher though.
(scratching) Mmm, get right in there.
- So, I've lost two nails.
I know where one is.
I don't know where the other one is,
and it was my favorite nail.
I'm also terrified
'cause I'm afraid it's in my bag of chips.
- [Jade] Would you get these?
- Only if someone paid me, probably.
I can imagine, from a gay perspective,
that it would make life very difficult in certain ways.
- [Jade] Right.
- So we've spent one day so far with our nails.
I only have like six left. - Been all morning.
I am glammed girl,
(Jazz laughs) full, full set.
- I was worried that this length would be gaudy,
but it wasn't.
Everybody really liked them
and thought that they looked good.
I definitely would get these nails again.
They're amazing.
And honestly, if you're a lesbian, and you wanna have nails,
go ahead and fucking do it!
- I would never ever, ever, ever, ever-ever,
forever never, never do this again.
Never ever again would I put nail tips on my nails.
- Vagina nails 2K17.