intro music starts
*lovely transition*
*whatever the hell he's doing here*
BiTchhshhhhhhh
YOU WERE SCAMMED!
*Weird laughing/choking noise*
Ya'll really sitting out there being like,
"OooOoOoh"
"I enjoy these videos of this young man!~"
"Lemme press this button right here and subscribe!"
Ya'll just got scammed!
Scadaddled
Scasquizzled
I dunno what the hell ya'll got scammed about
But ya'll got scammed somehow, okay?
I'm a messy ass bitch, I don't deserve this attention
I don't deserve this LOoOoVE! *in sing song voice*
Someone needs to spank me
In a BaD wAy
BUT WE DID IT (KIM K WHO?!)
Watch out bitches!
Cause here comes another millionaire
Yall thought you saw the lAst Of mEe ;)
Ya'll thought I was DONE?
Ya'll thought "He can't dO MoRE"
*Poses for Beyonce*
You right.
Yall really let me get away with this (yes we did)
This is yOUR fault
BIATHCHESSSSS
But thank you guys so much
for just deciding w-w-why the hell not, you know?
cause you didn't HAVE to
No one forced you
you guys did it yourself [because you're amazing ( 灬♥ 3 ♥灬) ]
and here we are
you caused this MESS to have an EGO
CONGRATS (BITCH D TRUMP WHO?)
Did I ever think I would hit a million subscribers? (woot woot)
Hng-NO
Do I BELIEVE I just hit a million subcribers?
Hnng-NOT YET
Am I sitting here in ranch and BBQ sauce stained sweatpants?
Huuh-YES I AM
You wanna know why?!
BECAUSE I HAVE A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS BITCH
What's showering?
Whats-Whats doing laundry
now a days?
I'm supposed to have people do that for me right? (Uh-huh sure)
Jake Paul, What does he do? (nothing important)
Donald Trump ain't the only millionaire f*cking shit up now
Ya Bitch *poses for Beyonce again*
(CONTROVERSY)
Politics MAC
Hey bitches
(Literally gets fucking possessed)
(NOT IN MY GOOD JEWISH ANNEX) (imsorry)
*cough*
wait start over
Hey (Demonic voice wtf mac) BITCH
It's ya boi
Welcome back to my channel
Is that what youtubers say?
am I supposed to say that? (apparently)
am I supposed to welcome you back to my channel every single goddamn video?
That's TOO much work (SAMMEE)
Am I supposed to care? (no...)
km/s
I feel like now that I'm at that level BITCH
I need to have some type of good ass intro
Some type of like "I have my shit together" kind of intro
you know?
Greetings kids
*kids fake cheering*
Nope that was too much
Now I know most of you guys are probably thinking,
"Mac, this is probably the worst lit video you've ever put out in the entire existence of the human race
What the hell the hell is wrong with you?"
We know you got these numbers now
We know you have these coins in your pockets (NOT BROKE ANYMORE!)
from your demonetized videos
And that doesn't mean you gotta give us shit like this bitch what the f*ck is good"
my excuse is
I was too lazy to leave my room (this I can relate though)
give me some SPACE
So as some of you guys probably don't know
none of you guys probably know but
the Met Gala is currently happening right now
as we speak
and I have been told several times from people on YouTube
that a youtuber should seize every moment they possibly can
so this is my attempt
at trying to put out a fashion review
right after the fashion event
rather than waiting an entire week
but who knows when this video is coming out
Let's be honest (that's what I am)
I am aiming for Tuesday (taco tuesday mac, dont forget the tacos)
which is tomorrow
like what up?
because apparently suddenly over night I wanted to have my shit together
but knowing me - knowing who I am
knowing the things i put out in this world
no- and if this does come out the day after
HI
Don't get used to it but (demonic deep voice) Y E S
The met gala is currently happening right now which is the most fashion forward event of celebrityism marism
dism chism? kizm iszm?
I'm wearing my shirt that says "almighty" for a reason
because a bitch- guess what
the theme this year was? (a million subscribers?)
"heavenly body, fashion and the Catholic imagination" (god no)
Bitch ME TOO
2018 is the year everybody wants to FIGHT
OKAY? We've established this
we've coordinated this
this has gone through systems and we came out with fists SWINGING
BITCH- BITCH
(LIT)
So today we are going to do what every gay male with a platform is asked to do
every single year, review Met Gala Fashion
actually i don't know if every gay boy is asked to do this
is it just me? It's probably just me
I'm weird.. I.. -I need to take a nap (we been knew hunti)
Alecia Quarles..WHO?
I don't know who you are GURL but you look like a strawberry shortcake.. ^.^
And I am INTO it! What does that have to do with Catholicism?
Anna winter...
There she is..THERE she is..
..THAT'S her...and we are accepting it.
Shout out to that one cross right by the crouch of her body. There it is that's the theme RIGHT there
Here we go. Olivia Munn...looking like she spilled caramel...everywhere.. (yes he can say it like that)
BITCH I mean we can stand but like...why does this dress remind me of diarrhea.
I'm burning bridges. Jasmine Sanders..who are you?...and where can I buy MULTIPLE...( Don't be dirty Mac..)
Duplicates...and COPIES!
BITCH retweet! DOUBLE CLICK..fLaWlEsS.
AND THEN THE HAIR BITCH!WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
AND IT'S H&M BITCH!
*Mac is shooketh*
*lip quivers to the queen*
*is gonna be shook for another 2 seconds*
wwWHAT SECTION!?
IS IT NEXT TO CAPRI PANTS? cuz I don't go down THERE gUrL. I MUST BE MISSIN OUT!
RITA ORA...
*Mac questioning humanity*
You got some silly string on your dress GURL, I don't know what happend... I don't know who did it...wasn't me...
With that small little yellow purse..she bout to go to CHURCH.
What is that a gigantic bow on her head? What is happening?
OH NO THAT BOW GOT sPiKeS.That bow a crown. She an evil witch now
That ain't confetti. That's just soUL she took. OKAY we unDerStand. We stan for life
HER FACE. look like she tryin' not to.. (shit?)
I'm not even gonna say it.. I'm not even gonna say it! I don't wanna burn no bridges..
CUTE! Amigos!
*Shooketh again.*
kay..DONNATELLA VERSACHE
We--- get it. It lowkey looks like she just stuffed a blanket in her belt.
And was like, "We're gonna do this tonight."
This is happening tonight, and nobody's gonna knoooww
just MEE
DONATELLA VERSACHE
Five million dollars please
Amanda Siphrit
We get it-- you're cute.
WHATEVER
Goddammit. Can we just not for like, a day?
Just, real quick. For a small bit. For two seconds (maybe three) without even questioning it?
JUST FOR A DAY. Just for a daAAY GURLL
In that trash bag sheen-- WE SEE YOU.
But just for one day-- PLEASE?
Billy Collins (WHO?????????) And what did we do
Why are you crying blood, what's happening here
She looks like the main character of a Tim Burton movie that has yet to be produced.
Honestly, I'm about it.
*enter lit meme*
it's like a nun gon FREAKAY
Is that the theme? Is that the theme?
A weeping widow WITH SEXXX
Oooooooh SHIIIT
Bella Hadide
*machiazelli.exe has stopped working*
WHERE?
wHO HURT YOU, GIRL? Why you come back with a vengence?
What is happening? Oh my gosh-- I'm okay with it
I also like, just the cross around her neck being like "yes, I am on THEME"
This is the theme, here we go-- CROSS, Catholicism, Jesus
Cate Bowsworth
I don't knOW you, but we've all wanted to be a pixie OnCe in our life
And I'm gLAd you achieved that
Zoë Kravitz
OoOH MY GAWD
We get it girl! You can rest! We understand!
That's not even a dress
That's just a blanket with some string
BITCH we see you! We hear you! We understand!
GETIT
This is a *demon noise* BITCH
COME THROUGH PINK GODDESS . . . OKAY
*mumbles song lyrics*
We get it, we don't understand the words you say in your songs sometimes
But we understand this dress. Okay???
Make this into a song, we'll get it!
HIMINIMAMNAMA LET ME KNOW
All the stars are kosher, with her ass. Okay?!
and then with that head dress?
*gibberish* (did he just say beechies?)
We stand
what is that on your cheek? is that a chicken hand?
What's going on?
OH no, those are tears. Is that a thing?
LIKE CRYING MARIA? DID MARIA CRY? Maria cried. Did maria have emotions?
Who's Maria? *laughs like an insane person*
RIHANNA OH MY GOSH i just farted. . .
Let's unpack this. SHE decided. I'm gunna come on and with this bitch
With a pope hat, a jacket, and some Louis Vuitton
But not just a normal pope and jacket
NO
THis Bitch is going to be bidazzled to the gods! Okay?
We love a Drag Queen, Go ahead gurl
You did it.we accept it, we are drinking it up, we live for it.
I would've changed the shoes though, but we live for it
I also just really like those 2 girls in the back that just don't look impressed AT A L L
Okay you cute or whatever but you aint got my man
Honestly same, Honestly i feel
Diane Kruger
. . . tried her best
Oop there's another one!
it comes with a pool
woahwha woahwah wait a minute
where do i b u y ? where do i purchase?
where do i get in? tell me the shit Lina
you can't just drop this and be like "it's mine"
you gotta share, okay?
That's what the gay agenda is about.
where is my 10 percent? Bitch?!
come through gay agenda~
come through "oh we about to talk about catholicism then we about talk about catholicism" *snaps fingers*
biiitch, we get it, we political, its 2018 we fightin
I already told you, we all fightin, we throw hands 24/7
somebody gon get hit, somebody's gon get hurt
and chu just gon laugh
SHAWN MENDES
WHY
do you not try at all?!
either you're trying way too hard to hide something?!
or you are just so boring
like please?
i'm sorry to get bored of you Shawn Mendes
what is that on your hand . . a bird?
for what?
you really came to the met gala, wearing a plain ass suit
with some color bitch . . . okay we get it!
Your masculinity is fragile, is in jeopardy 24/7
But all i suggest, for all those men who are trying not to be seen
just suck one dick, just suck one dick!
whether you straight or anything else, just suck one dick!
That's all you need, just one, for one second, just suck one , pop in pop out
Then suddenly you're like, "Maybe i should bidazzle this."
There you go! Thats a step up!
in life. in the entertainment buisness
and then that's Hadie Baldwin right next to him. Are they dating?
Is this happening here?
Hm I'm bored, I'm tired!
Katy Perrhe he he he he!
ee he, ee he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
BITCH!!!
BITCH? Bitch , enviqnoanosnaynefnfafyoehfhopcbwbcyw
WHY YOU GOT WINGS LIKE THAT?
You bought to take flight with Shawn Mendes???
Was going on?
Are those heavy? Are you hurt?
We accept this, but bitch how are you going to sit down
How are you going to party for the rest of the night
Drink some fine drinks , and get your freak on
Wearing big ass wings like that
I just wanna know, imagine me in the club, imagine me at your par-tea
Stepping into that bitch looking like an eagle on fire
She was like "Oh y'all want a thing.oh y'all wanna party? We got dis.
Ariana Grande
Why does she look so blurry?
Is that the photo? Or is that just her look right now?
Because my eyes . . . are having trouble
She looks like someone used a smother tool on face tune and just . . . went to work
Girl go ahead, get some rest, we love a good eye test
Chadwick Boseman
YAS BITCH
-claps- THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO MEN
DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOU'RE AT THE GODDAMN MET GALA
SHOW UP, TELL PEOPLE WHAT IT IS
Promote yo shit, ya know?!
Dont' be like "I'm gunna show up in this red tuxedo because i like vagina"
I don't give a shit what you like in your private time, if you're at a fashion event YOU ARE AT A FASHION EVENT
OKAY BITCH?!!?!?!
Be Fashionable!
Have in mind, he is not wearing 1 not 2 but 4 crosses bitch, he's super jesus.
Walking up there , bout to bless his disiples , we see this.
We understand it , we stand for life.
I am happy , I am satisfied~
A man finally showed up, and showed them what the hell y'all need to do!
Lana Del Ray and Jared Leto
YASS, SEE? We are making progress bitch!
I know it's just a suit with some extra props but bitch you get extra props when you put on those extra props!
And Lana gurl, you have never looked like more of one of your songs in your entire life
If a Lana Del Ray song came to life, it would be this outfit *laughs like a maniac*
I'm lying, am i not? Am i wrong? Am i lying?
Then Alecandra Mishelle I dont know you but we love sunny and cheryl
Kendall Jenner
Your pants don't fit gurl
Your pants are about 5 sizes too big
and what does this have to do with jesus? Excuse me? jesus wore the right shaped pants.
Last time i checked . . . Last time i read the bible. . .
When i was 2
Jennifer Lopez
Oh kayyy bitch. . . we . . . we here
-laughs like a little kid choking-
We're at this level now, okay right?
We love a good yeti, honestly, come through night of the round table.
We stand
Gigi Hadide . . . what , gurl
we . . . . . . what?
I Mean it's really cute, i just
WHAT?!
Kylie Jenner, what is with these Kardashians, not following rules
I mean i do not see not jesus
Niki Minaj
WOO, i almost switched sides for a second
oh my gawd
YAS BITCH, Bitch YAS, work it, upside down, over and out . . . double time double tap bitch, all around the city, all around the community, in comptan and in long beach.
Girl we love a good red aumbrey okay? We love a good vodka cranberry
Zendaya
WHAT?! COME THROUGH
Knights Watch, Game of Thrones, Calise's Warrior. We get it, We understand, the war for christ
GIRL, the war for jesus!
OH that's Kim Kardashian! I was like "WHO?!"
You see she came on theme, sewed a few crosses on her dress and went right out the door.
That's, that's some work okay bitch
We about it!, looks like you have no legs
We stand gurl, live your life, get that money, and control your man, what is he doing?
Cardi B
I forgot how to breathe for 5 seconds
You guys saw me have an asthma attack right now
COME THROUGH, BEAT IT UUUPPPP
Have that baby too gurl!
You look like you about to pop! We Stand!
Blake Lively . . . Damn
Damn, just damn, that's i'll i'm, just damn
Liza Koshy???!?!!?
Bitch you scam?! Bitch you succeeded !?!
Go ahead girl! Live your life! We about it, go ahead, i mean this outfit, i have many questions, but go, you there you made it
That means too some day, go ahead, go ahead
And Finally we have Troy Savan
i mean
Girl why you look like a lesbian?
It's an attempt, it's an attempt
Where's the Jesus? Cause all i see is a lot of pale ass chest, Okay?!
Lets unpack that part real quick, second of all, where's the album, when is the album, who produced the album and where will we get the album?
And on that note i think i'm done, oh wait no Jayden Smith. . .
Nevermind, i'm done , not even gunna talk about that
This boy showed up
with
The golden record of his own goddamn song. . .
Will Smith, come get cho kids. We need to have a talk
AND on that note i am going to peace out
On that note i am going to rethink i life decisions and try my hardest to get invited to 2019 ,okay?
I have 12 months, I can make something happen. probably not. But i can try
Comment down below "what the hell". Comment down below what the hell katy perry is going to do with those wings.
With all that weight . . . okay?
And if you dont care, i'm still trying to find out who killed tupaq, so you can comment some clues on that.
Why do i try to pretend like im funny?
But anyways, my name is Mac . . . Almighty
I just ruined this video
And dont forget to like,comment, share ,and subscreebae
BWAHHHHHHHHH
*Outro music*