>> YOU MUST BE THE GENTLEMEN FROM MERCY GENERAL.
>> I'M DAVID HOFF. THIS IS DAN FLETCHER.
>> YES, BUT I'M SORRY, WE WERE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT WE
WOULD BE MEETING DIRECTLY WITH MR. SHAW.
>> J. SUTTON SHAW'S TIME IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE.
IF I DEEM YOUR PROPOSAL WORTHY, I WILL INVOLVE HIM.
>> WELL, AS YOU KNOW, OUR HOSPITAL HAS FALLEN ON SOME HARD
TIMES. >> FRANKLY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR
SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE A SIZEABLE DONATION.
>> WELL -- PHILANTHROPY DOES GIVE MR. SHAW
A KIND OF THRILL. VERY WELL.
CAROLEENA? COULD YOU ASK MR. SHAW TO JOIN
US PLEASE? WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T MENTION
HIS SCAR. MR. SHAW!
HOW WAS YOUR ROUND OF GOLF THIS MORNING?
WELL THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A DOGLEG, SIR!
JOKING, OF COURSE. WELL THESE ARE THE GENTLEMEN
FROM MERCY GENERAL. GENTLEMEN, THE FLOOR IS YOURS.
>> UH. >> I'M SORRY, IS THIS A JOKE?
>> DOES MR. SHAW SEEM LIKE THE JOKING TYPE?
>> SO WE SHOULD ASK HIM ABOUT THE DONATION?
>> YES, BUT MR. SHAW IS ALWAYS A LITTLE EMBARRASSED TO TALK ABOUT
MONEY BECAUSE, WELL HE'S ON IT. >> OKAY.
WELL, WE'RE TALKING TO VARIOUS INVESTORS, IN THE HOPES --
>> I'M SORRY. I NEED TO STOP YOU HERE FOR A
MOMENT. MR. SHAW WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOUR
WATCH, PLEASE. HE FINDS IT QUITE SHINY.
>> OH. OKAY.
>> YES. VERY SHINY, SIR.
MR. SHAW RIGHTLY NOTES WHEN THE LIGHT HITS IT YOUR WATCH REMINDS
HIM OF A FISH GLINTING IN THE STREAM.
OOH, LOOK AT IT JUMP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M SORRY. WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
>> I'M AFRAID THIS IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.
>> REALLY? A WASTE OF TIME?
IT WASN'T A WASTE OF TIME WHEN THE DALAI LAMA SPENT HIS 60th
BIRTHDAY HERE. RICHARD BRANSON SEEMED CONTENT
TO WHILE AWAY AN AFTERNOON AS DID NELSON MANDELA AND HOWIE
MANDEL. AND OF COURSE THERE WAS THE TIME
THAT MR. SHAW MET SALMON RUSHDIE AND WAS QUITE DISAPPOINTED TO
FIND THAT THIS WAS ONE SALMON HE COULDN'T EAT.
>> LOOK, WE NEED MONEY FOR A HOSPITAL TO HELP SICK PEOPLE.
>> INTERESTING. NOW WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
QUICK CONFERENCE. VERY WELL, SIR.
CONGRATULATIONS, GENTLEMEN. >> YOU'RE SERIOUS?
YOU'RE GOING TO DONATE TO THE HOSPITAL?
>> $1.7 MILLION COURTESY OF THIS OLD SOFTY.
SIR, MAYBE AFTER THE DONATION THEY WILL NAME A WING AFTER YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, NO.
I INTENDED IT AS A JOKE, SIR. I MEANT NO DISRESPECT.
NO, THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION AT ALL.
WHAT SUB TEXT? SIR, YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T MEAN
THAT. AFTER ALL I HAVE GIVEN.
I HAVE GIVEN YOU 27 YEARS. I MISSED MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY.
WELL, YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, SIR BECAUSE I QUIT.
GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING, GENTLEMEN.
I HOPE YOUR HOSPITAL CAN FIX A BROKEN HEART.
[ SOBBING ] >> THAT'S SO SAD.
>> ACTUALLY, CARDIOLOGY IS ONE OF OUR SPECIALTIES.
>> I SUPPOSE I WILL COLLECT MY THINGS.
GENTLEMEN, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR HOSPITAL.
MR. SHAW, IT'S BEEN A WILD RIDE. >> SO DO YOU WRITE US A CHECK
OR -- >> EXCUSE ME.
MR. SHAW WILL TAKE HIS BATH NOW. WHAT'S THAT, SIR?
JOIN YOU? OH, MR. SHAW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]