(pleasant music)
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Who, me?
I'm not a witch at all,
I'm Dorothy Gale, from Kansas.
Oh, well is that the witch?
Oh, Toto?
Toto's my dog.
Well, I'm a little muddled,
the Munchkins called me because a new witch
has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East.
And there's the house, and here you are,
and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East.
(Dorothy gasps)
And so, what the Munchkins want to know
is are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
But I've already told you,
I'm not a witch at all.
Witches are old and ugly.
(Munchkins giggling)
What was that?
The Munchkins.
They're laughing because I am a witch,
I'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.
You are?
Oh, I beg your pardon,
but, I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.
Only bad witches are ugly.
The Munchkins are happy because you have freed them
from the Wicked Witch of the East.
Oh, but if you please, what are Munchkins?
(Munchkins giggling)
The little people who live in this land,
it's Munchkinland,
and you are their national heroine, my dear.
It's all right, you may all come out and thank her.
♪ Come out, come out ♪
♪ Wherever you are ♪
♪ and meet the young lady ♪
♪ who fell from a star ♪
(plucky music)
♪ She fell from the sky ♪
♪ She fell very far ♪
♪ and the Kansas she says is the name of the star ♪
♪ Kansas she says is the name of the star ♪
♪ She brings you good news ♪
♪ or haven't you heard? ♪
♪ When she fell out of Kansas ♪
♪ a miracle occurred ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ It really was no miracle ♪
♪ what happened was just this ♪
♪ The wind began to switch ♪
♪ the house, to pitch ♪
♪ And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch ♪
♪ Just then, the witch ♪
♪ to satisfy an itch ♪
♪ went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch ♪
♪ And oh what happened then was rich ♪
♪ The house began to pitch ♪
♪ The kitchen took a slitch ♪
♪ It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch ♪
♪ Which was not a healthy situation ♪
♪ for the Wicked Witch ♪
♪ The house began to pitch ♪
♪ The kitchen took a slitch ♪
♪ It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch ♪
♪ which was not a healthy situation ♪
♪ for the Wicked Witch ♪
♪ who began to twitch ♪
♪ and was reduced to just a stitch ♪
♪ of what was once the Wicked Witch ♪
(Munchkins cheering)
(explosion booming) (ominous music)
(Munchkins screaming)
I thought you said she was dead.
That was her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East.
This is the Wicked Witch of the West,
and she's worse than the other one was.
Who killed my sister?
Who killed the Witch of the East?
Was it you?
No, no it was an accident,
I didn't mean to kill anybody.
Well, my little pretty,
I can cause accidents too.
Aren't you forgetting the ruby slippers?
The slippers, yes!
The slippers.
(dramatic music)
They're gone!
The ruby slippers, what have you done with them?
Give them back to me, or I'll--
It's too late, there they are, and there they'll stay.
Give me back my slippers,
I'm the only one that knows how to use them.
They're of no use to you.
Give them back to me, give them back.
Keep tight inside of them.
Their magic must be very powerful,
or she wouldn't want them so badly.
You stay out of this, Glinda,
or I'll fix you as well!
Oh rubbish, you have no power here.
Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you.
Very well, I'll bide my time,
and as for you, my fine lady,
it's true, I can't attend you here and now as I'd like,
but just try to stay out of my way, just try.
I'll get you, my pretty,
and your little dog, too!
(Wicked Witch cackles)
(dramatic music)
(flames roaring) (Munchkins screaming)