(Amy) Whoa, save some for the fish!
You're watching "Gym Bummers."
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Welcome to Sports Central's "Gym Bummers,"
the show about things people do at the gym
that bum everyone out.
Let's kick off the show with this week's highlights.
(Amy) Our first Gym Bummer comes to us from the Scrunch gym
in Montclair, New Jersey.
Here comes supplement-pushing,
unsolicited advice guy.
Doing the double tap.
Here we go, having him take out his headphones,
about to land and...
You're doing it wrong. (Amy) Boom!
Avert your eyes, folks.
It's the co-dependent couple
working out together.
(man) Hey, why molest each other
in the comfort of your own home
when you can do it in full view of everyone?
We understand that shoulder presses
are part of your foreplay,
but if we wanted to watch,
we'd find your YouPorn channel.
(alarm sounds) Oh, you know what that sound means.
It's time for the lightning round.
Code red, code red.
Indian guy working out in jeans.
Just gonna take a shot in the dark here.
I don't think this gentleman's gonna shower
after this gym visit.
Woman who dresses like Mr. Mistoffelees
from the musical "Cats."
Guy who picks the treadmill right next to you
when there's plenty available
and runs sideways facing you.
Man, I don't think it's true
that poodles are the smartest.
He's got nothing to say
but wants everyone to hear it.
That's a rare double bummer.
It's the classic grunt and drop.
(roaring)
Yeah!
Ugh.
Easy, Drago.
No one's invading your village.
And that's the end of the lightning round.
Whew, well, now it's time for Bummer of the Week.
A fully-dressed couple
who just checked into a hotel
are surveying the gym.
They didn't even bring gym clothes.
"Yeah, wow, honey.
There are a lot of towels in here."
Stop lying to yourselves. You're never gonna use it.
You're never gonna use it!
And that's all the time we have.
Tune in next week for "Gym Bummers: Locker Room Edition,"
where a naked old guy with a hanging scrotum
blow-dries his hair for 90 minutes.