what up? What up? I'm Chad wild clay and you guys really liked my last weird
spider-man toys video and I had a lot of fun because I'm a huge spider-man fan so
I put my spider-man shirt back on I'm excited for the new spider-man movie
let's look at some weird spider-man toys
let's get into the next weird spider-man toy which is the superhero cape and mask
costume set boys girls birthday Halloween play dress-up
oh so you can use a prettier birthday or Halloween wow and wait a second since
when has spider-man had a cape that's a superman thing and a batman thing
spider-man heads to my knowledge never had a cape in his life hmm
yes pretty sure about that this looks so cheap so you get like a red spider-man
mask with like a little rubber band in the back and then it looks like it looks
like a bib you put on while you're eating so when your food spills on your
shirt it just goes on your bed that looks like a spider-man bib more than a
spider-man cape but let their imagination run wild that they dress up
yeah you definitely got to use your imagination when using this because this
looks nothing like spider-man and you know what I'm just noticing now
that the title actually doesn't even say the word spider-man in it and when I
look at the description it says is your child a huge fan of a certain superhero
question mark Oh what hero could that be well now they can transfer into that
hero I can just see the poor kid getting this for like Christmas or their
birthday or Halloween right now and like check out this awesome spider-man
costume my mom got me wait a second this is nothing likes better this is more
like Robin or something all right well we got to order this thing just so we
can make fun of it let's buy it oh my gosh look what came I am so excited to
really use my imagination spider-man mask
spider-man bib I mean spider-man cape here's what I think it is guys grab my
plate of food here oh I spilt it all over a good thing I
got my spider bib on to catch all my food Wow I'm gonna looks just like
spider-man are you ready for the big moment
spider-man okay that's my face is a little too big
oh let's turn this into a cape and now because I have a cape I must be able to
like fly and stuff the costume was a major disappointment I don't even
wanna call that a costume maybe I'll keep it as it is yeah great bib I'll go
to a really fancy but I'll have the grey coupon please that's an
exceptional bib yes and the next weird spider-man toy is wait what was this huh
oh they should give a thumbs up to this video down there because it turns blue
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to go do that right now oh thanks man you are the best
alright the next weird spider-man toy is what the heck what is that is that a bed
I don't even know what I'm looking at here jump on it to bed oh it isn't bad
okay here's the other picture where I could see oh there's a kid sleeping it
oh wow I mean he's got some big feet in some big hands that's for sure yeah I
don't know if I want to lay on top of spider-man first of all it looks like
spider-man's really uncomfortable he's just like this like oh I can't move
because I'll wake the kid up oh I really want to get out of here though uh and
does anyone else think it looks a little bit terrifying
I'd be scared that Spiderman might try to eat me in his sleep maybe he'd like
turns into venom and tries to eat me this kind of reminds me of Little Red
Riding Hood spider-man is like actually some big
giant monster in disguise I'm just a little kid now my Spidey how large your
hands are all larger to crush you with don't get in the bed kid don't get in
there
the next weird spider-man toy we are looking at is the Bell symbol wait
that's not a spider-man toy but if you do click on that bell well you'll get
here quick because you're part of the notification squad and you can hang out
with me in the comments section after every upload I hang out with you guys
and I usually do a livestream before every video so I like to chat with you
guys and just hang out so put that Bell and let's get into the next weird
spider-man toy which is Marvel ultimate spider-man squirter toys because Spidey
loves to squirt squirt squirt Spidey's sitting on top of venom looks
like she's taking a big poop on Venom's head ok there's only one picture here I
can't really tell what's going on like what's so squirty about it you know ok
there really is no description it just says squirter toys includes two ages 3
and up hmm I think I see what's going on here because there's all these toy
manufacturers making these squirter toys but I think they're just trying to make
toys that are like squirtguns but yet aren't gums so maybe parents
will buy them more they're not gums and I guess that's a good idea maybe but
then it sure makes for some really weird toys hey let's buy this thing see how it
works oh look what else came here the squirter toys this is one where we got
spider-man on top of venom okay so spider-man's by himself there I
thought it was going to be a catch two venom very glad he's not cool so you
pretty much give to toys here that's pretty cool ah cool so it's got little
holes in his hands so you can fill this guy up with water squeeze them and he'll
like shoot webs out like water out yo venom I'm going to squirt you new spin
of me and I'm gonna squirt you squirt squirt I just don't like that word
squirt you know although I like the soda squirt why don't we go test these guys
out some actual waters these are the
squirters Justin Oh finally we get to play with some squirters yen and I've
been wanting to squirt for so long it's hard dude wait
so they got little holes in the hands here really squirt out I'm glad they're
in the hand yes let's fill it up with some water
house as squeeze there's no opening it's going plug maybe you're supposed to hold
it under like in the bathtub the bathtub toys we're
learning learning about squirting inappropriate spider-man is time for
your bath no I want a bath too as venom all right I have enough water Granum
voice I'm going to ready for a squirt battle uh-uh
don't spot on by him was a bit oh oh that's pretty good that's pretty good
where it's pretty good yeah venom well I can squirt back oh yeah I think venom is
a better spitter as a character yeah I think so
probably a more powerful squirter but now when it comes to the toys Oh get in
your hand just no no he just squirted my hand they're peeling out of their hands
oh geez ha ha ha goodbye bye goodbye I don't get the camera web and the next
weird spider-man toy is the solar-powered spider-man sitting on a
toilet toy oh my gosh okay wait a second and so the picture is you know there's
it's spider-man sitting on a pink toilet but then on the
box it shows a picture of Superman so yeah what exactly is a toilet shaking
toy please let me know in the comments if you guys know what a toilet shaking
toy is I mean I certainly like that it's solar powers you know energy efficient
is clean environmental and I guess if you're going to be shaking on the toilet
you better have as much energy as possible right this toy was invented by
Superman in collaboration with Al Gore
the next weird spider-man toy is box Marvel serious one spider-man spec
robotic stunt set laughter mouth full Wonka thunks what is this I see
spider-man heads bouncing and flying all over the place on the box here slam one
of your figures on the spider-man slam Pauline and knock them down so there
must be like a trampoline and you slam spider-man into the trampoline and he
bounces into other bad guys maybe because it seems like you've heard
himself more than hurtin the bad guy you know the first review I see my kids
didn't play with this for 10 minutes my kids play with these for about five
minutes before moving on and losing most of them under the couch now when I find
them I toss them in the garbage that is not a good review seriously a waste of
time I like this review the cute little dee cap a tater head toy okay so I guess one
way to enjoy your favorite superhero is to rip his bed off and then throw it on
the ground oh and why is it called bonkers on because you're barking their
head making them go zonkey well I've got to buy this thing and see how it works
and find out what makes it so lucky what do we got here let's take a peek oh look
at that see if you can master these stunts number one ultimate strike topple
the tower two versus atomic fount score and bounce score number three demolition
crew one-shot maximum knockdown all you this actually looks like it could be
pretty fun okay so here's everything the Green Goblin probably Doctor Octopus get
the Rhino all yeah iron spider mate we get here normal spider-man right there
and we got the symbiote spider-man or venom let's try the ultimate strike
topple the tower the thing is extremely hard to stack it's very wobbly I'm not
sure we're going to even be able to get this top guy on here without it it
falls it just fell over oh man all that work so all of these guys are
really like top-heavy like you'll notice that
if this guy here if I just let go he like goes up on his head very difficult
to balance so Justin these are little slam pies
we got are what they're called I don't remember what they were called I think
they had a weirder name than that yeah so bonka zonka yeah I'm like these are
Bonka zonks so you're supposed to build it like the slam pod here so let's see
if I can slams what's the slam Spidey's head into this and then knock these guys
over that's the game that's one of the games
okay ready dunk it up Spidey take off those bad guys how can
Oh too hard why are my spideys jumping off the lesson it we
treatment oh my gosh she bounces big-time doesn't it come on Spidey oh
right look at them dunk let's knock it out I guess that's what that is and then
there's another game where you pop them on the slant pad into like one of these
bends or something I don't know how long you gotta say Oh
badonkadonk is that what you're supposed to say yeah let's just the thought is
not at all up oh yeah all that wants ready for one one big finale zonk Kazan
epic Zonk ready ready bizarre Kazaa oh not ones
aren't wrists way in there oh really get that one channel okay I've had enough of
this crazy wobbly bobbly something or another slam pod toy into the next weird
spider-man toy
and the next weird spider-man toy is what the heck what am I looking at here
okay so it's clearly Superman he's got the S on the chest but it's the body of
spider mask all the webbing it even has like the remnants of a spider on his
chest so I'm guessing what happened here was
they had like way too many spider-man toys they didn't sell and they're like
okay we gotta sell these spider-man toys let's just paint over the top of them
with Superman paid look at that like even on his feet you can tell that like
spider webbing and then so clearly they ripped off spider-man's head as well and
then just threw on a Superman head net but that Superman it doesn't even look
like Superman either look up in the sky it's a bird no it's a plane no it's suit
no not Superman spider the super spider-man what world am i living in
yeah maybe having every superpower on earth just wasn't enough for Superman he
insisted on having spider-man superpowers as well and the next weird
spider-man toy spider-man turned into a car and he's got a mini spider-man pig
on top so sniffing business or a spider-man slug on top without he
doesn't have any legs or anything this is weird man Tomica Disney motors Marvel
some some oh there's a some something against spider-man sometime I don't even
know what to say about this guys this is weird so spider-man turned into a car
and he's got a little slug on top of them
whatever your weight is like says good for children I can kind of see that but
that it says good for teenagers I think any teenager who got this as a present
would be very disappointed like what the heck mom why would I want this this is
so weird okay great description guys really sells
me marbles some some Tomica any funny reviews here it's got one five star
review cute car good shipping even from Japan to the US think so not really a
review of the toy as much as like the shipping it kind of looks like one of
those oddly shaped weenie toys again or I understand these the car looks more
like a beetle than a spider doesn't it a Volkswagen Beetle
so the container top must just be a wiener shaped container filled with
cocktail wieners so that misses these some some toys just keep making me
hungry for those little wieners on a stick but yeah I'm looking more for a
toy I can play with more than one I can eat so let's not buy this one and the
next weird spider-man toy is the super powers what what is this remember when
Spiderman was in the Kenner superpowers line nope I don't remember that at all
it looks like it looks more like a woman to me blue gloves
I don't recall spider-man ever having blue gloves and a black section here on
his suit nope I don't remember that really tiny way sir you know tied very
tightly like more of a female outfit there is that lipstick he's wearing
black lipstick I'm not sure what's up licking it and what's with the box it's
got a Superman and Batman oh and then spider-man up in the corner and then
Robin over there I kind of hidden away so they're mixing DC and Marvel on this
boxer oh man someone was really confused when they made this toy that's for sure
yeah so it looks like we have a Spider Man here with really bad taste of you
would not approve of these color choices right here I mean you've got kind of a
consistent red and black see but then you throw on those blue gloves throws
the whole outfit off you know oh yeah and I never thought I'd see spider-man
with a big ol Koopa bulge there no poop of spider-man for me please thank you
moving on
whoa okay those are some of the biggest hands I've ever seen on a spider-man wow
it's so that's more like Hulk hands on spider-man a huge big fist like that
Playskool heroes superhero adventures Kapow
spider-man action plush I see where the Kapow comes from Kapow pulling action
spider-man figure what's wings about them okay figure looks like the web
slings superhero Liam I can see that thank you for telling me that more than
10,000 phrases when you move his legs okay so when you move his leg it's not
when you move his arms that's interesting foldable arms move up and
down includes figure yeah I'd be pretty disappointed if I bought this and it did
include the figure with it like once these would have to type that that's a
real pretty big description shows a little kid playing with it looks like
he's having a good time I'm too much to read though I'm not going to read all
that now here's the Spidey who appears to have suffered some sort of allergic
reaction and the allergic reaction made his hands swell up but he just embraced it
and so now his new superpower is super power fist hands now I can compile with
these big swollen hands kapow!
all right listen let's buy allergic spider-man
Kapow kaboom oh yeah we got the old allergic spider-man here said this guy
looks funny no once more might even your friendly neighborhood spider you got I
sure AM wait I barely touched his legs they start
talking what else you got so it's interesting the legs don't
actually move oh I'm getting it now so you give it a swing like that what else
okay this is getting pretty cool now he put up his kabob swollen hands you give
it a I actually like this thing this is pretty cool I I started having so much
fun with them so quickly I forgot to take the cardboard off so I think it's
just off okay we got that off now we can have some fun I am ah buddy if you punch
me one more time ah oh I got playoffs oh um you know it's really kind of weird
cuz his legs are like way too big for his body so it's not really
proportionately looks more like the Hulk like it's huge muscles and the huge
hands of course and spider-man doesn't wear a belt like this
so let's little bit off but we'll forgive them he's trying out a new
fashion accessory it's cool the sound effects are great I was pretty impressed
of this guy that's fun yeah that's action-packed she did that I can
get behind yes give me a brofist Justin oh yeah whoa what is this this even the
spider-man toy monsters of legend he totally looks like a little mini
spider-man but like a gremlin crossed with a spider oh it's got jointed head
and arms though so you can move those arms and the head all around but the
legs legs are stuck in place you can't move those and what's up with the box
it's got a skeleton holding a rose in his teeth so romantic Wow weird toys
again okay you know I love the weird spider-man toys what can I do let me
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