- Are you going to just film us for the next hour as we die?
- Mmmmmm!
- [Matt] Fifty more seconds for the next one.
- We're done!
We're done!
- Post it Matt!
- Hey guys, this is Austin!
And today, well today we are about
to make some mistakes, aren't we Jake?
- We are.
This whole thing was a mistake.
- I regret it already because today
we're not only going to be building a gaming PC together,
but we are going to be eating hot wings at the same time.
Not just any hot wings, this is some Hot Ones (beep).
- [Ken] What?!
- [Matt] We can't actually afford...
- I mean is that copyrighted?
- Every five minutes you're going to have
a hotter wing, and then a hotter wing.
- So because we're professionals,
we'll have the entire PC built in ten minutes
and it won't be a problem, right Jake?
- Yeah, got this. We, yeah.
- You don't even sound confident!
- Just so you know, the clock starts right now.
- So just to...
I know the clock started, Matt.
- It's fine, we're not in a rush.
- However, my goal is to never drink any of those things.
- [Austin] Okay.
- And also, I do want to, out of morbid curiosity,
try the hottest one.
- Well, let's not do it on purpose.
Let's win and then we'll - Oh yeah, we want to win.
try it in victory, all right. - We're gonna win.
- I'm also terrible
with spicy things.
- Okay, well cheers.
This is three hundred Scovilles.
- This is so wet.
- This is very wet.
- You know, it's fine.
- It's like lemon pepper.
- Yeah.
- This is fine.
This is not spicy Matt.
- [Matt] Well that one is banana pepper.
- [Austin] Banana pepper?
- Mmm, yeah I get hints of banana pepper.
- It's nice.
- [Matt] Just for the record,
you have another wing in three minutes.
- Okay we should start with the case,
I wanted to pretend it was heavy
but it's not cause I'm so strong.
- I mean obviously.
- How's that camera angle doing, probably not great.
- Great.
- Oh, you're doing it.
Do you need help?
Nope, you did it!
- Yeah!
- Austin did it guys, he did it guys.
- This might not be a good sign,
my lips are actually a little bit spicy right now.
- Really?
- Just a tiny bit.
- Well, you know what might help?
If you rub that spiciness off on like Ken's lips.
- [Ken] No.
- (laughs)
- Ken, take one for the team!
(lips smacking)
(whip cracking)
- [Austin] What's this one?
- [Jake] It's 1500, so that's 1500 hotter.
- [Austin] I can't wait.
- Mmm.
- Okay that's not so bad.
- This one, I'd say, is comparable to the first.
- Mmm, I'm getting a little more spice on this one.
A little bit more.
All right, X570 AORUS Master,
pretty high board, we are taking advantage of Ryzen,
which I have it right here,
pre-opened because I thought ahead.
So this is the Ryzen--
- Is it because you thought ahead?
Or is it because it's from a previous build?
Out of curiosity, I have no prior knowledge.
- Are you trying to insinuate
that I have recycled some parts
from some previous project for some nefarious reason?
How dare you?
- But no I think this is gonna be
a really great PlayStation.
As one might say.
Tell me more about this board and this processor.
- So if you watched our building the PS5 video
you might recognize some of these things
that I am shamelessly recycling.
- Cause I'm a super fan.
- So this the Ryzen 7 3700X. - Smash that like button.
- I'll let you just install that, go ahead,
I'll let you do the honors on that one.
- Ah, thank you.
And then I push this down, until it snaps.
- There we go.
- Boom.
- Perfect.
- Seated, that's what we call it in the tech biz,
is seated, right?
- That is, that is true.
- [Ken] Yeah.
- So I'm just gonna put our RAM in.
Would you like to do the thermal paste application?
- Oh yeah okay, do we like doing like the rice?
- I want you to make a giant X on it
and make as much thermal paste as possible,
- (laughing)
- Nah I'm kidding,
yes a grain of rice is exactly the way to do it.
- Grain of rice.
Oh, it's like a long grain.
Ah!
It's art.
- It'll be extra cool it's fine.
- It's a Jackson Pollock.
(whip cracking)
- [Matt] So here is your next set of wings.
- [Austin] 17,000?
- [Matt] 17,000.
- How's it smell?
- Ooh, yeah, that's nice.
- That's a little spicier.
- I like it.
- Cheers my friend.
- Aw, cheers buddy.
- That's really wet.
- Not bad.
(intensifying music note)
- These are actually pretty tasty wings, good job Matt.
Ooh.
- You make great wings Matt.
- There's a little spice to that one though, ooh.
- Is this when I find out that you're whiter than I am?
- That's not possible.
- (laughs)
- Next, let's actually,
let's start putting stuff in the case.
- Okay!
- Oh wait no I lied.
- Ah, so close.
- We need our SSD.
- Oh yes I've heard this is a very fast SSD.
- It is.
So it's a PCI Gen 4 two terabyte SSD,
so it's another AORUS product.
But essentially, actually it can go right here.
- Oh right there.
- It's a two terabyte SSD, you can put everything on that.
- Oh it's two terabytes?
I was not listening when that happened.
- Yes.
- Did you say that earlier?
- I did.
- Where am I, did I blackout?
- Two terabytes.
- The cool thing is though we still have tons of--
- I have like Vietnam footage.
(guns popping)
(explosions)
- Okay, end scene.
Keep going.
- Anyway, so tons of storage, with that
we can actually start mounting this into our case.
- Oh this is so nice the standoff is already there.
- Standoff's already in.
- Did you prep this?
- No this is actually the way the case came.
- Oh really?
- Yes, another thing is the IO shield
is already attached to the motherboard,
again it's built in.
- Really, you didn't do this?
- I didn't touch it!
Look it's literally like screwed in.
- I mean it's literally been three years
since I've built a computer,
is this how far its come?
- When it comes to higher-end systems,
yeah that's actually starting to become a thing.
- Oh I like how you kinda threw in there
that I didn't build high-end systems
when I was building computers.
In the higher end system game, the WiFi comes built
into the motherboard.
(whip cracking)
- [Austin] Is that 30,000?
- [Matt] 30,000 Scovilles.
- I can do that.
Look at us, teamwork.
- Makes the (burps) dream work.
- Wow, that's quite impressive.
Jake we haven't been this close since you cut my head off.
- (laughs)
I just want no more context, than just that.
- I mean you can check out the new episode--
- When I circumcised him, what?
- See I was just gonna give you a shout out,
we can't use that anymore.
You just ruined the shout-out.
- [Jake] You said the the S-word earlier.
I can't say circumcised, it's a medical procedure.
- Already?
We didn't even get anything done.
- I screwed in something.
- [Matt] Number 5.
(whip cracking)
50,000.
- [Jake] Dip it a little more
so you get a little bit more of that flava.
- You want to go to Flavortown Austin?
I gotta one way ticket baby.
- I want nothing to do with Flavortown at all.
- Ooh, that's fine.
More vinegary.
- It's very vinegary, ooh, it's a little spicy though.
I'm definitely tasting the spice in that one.
Ooh!
- [Jake] Okay another screw is in,
this is, we should, are you, what are you doing?
What did you do?
What did he do?
Kenjamin! (yelling)
What did he do?
- That's some very warm milk. (laughs)
Okay, so you're gonna do graphics card.
- Oh heck yeah.
- Okay, sweet.
- And this is the 1060.
- Super!
- 2060,
Super,
2060 Super.
Which is great for 1440p gaming.
It has 8 gigs of RAM, seven, whatever name they have
for their ray tracing cores, or is it six?
Six, might be six.
- Six ray tracing cores?
- I think it has 6 ray tracing cores.
- I think its like hundreds of ray tracing cores.
- Well they call them six.
- [Matt] It's at least six.
- Let me read the back of the box.
- Wait no put the thing in!
- No, no I'm reading the back of the box,
cause now you've questioned me.
- [Austin] What is that?
(whip cracking)
- Whoa! Did you say 250,000?
(groans)
- All right let's just get this over with.
Cheers.
- Oh, cheers.
- Uhuh.
It's actually delicious, but uhuh.
Oh, I hate how it's going down.
- Before coming here I shaved right there a little bit,
so it's a little irritated and I got some
of the hot sauce in my little shaved spot,
but besides that it was fun.
Okay, you feeling good?
Feeling good?!
- Nope, nope.
- Are you pumped?
- Okay let's go.
- But I need to find out how many cores this has.
- No you don't!
Just put the thing in.
- Oh, they vacuum sealed this is gonna take a little bit.
- Oh, the spicy is kicking in, the spice is kicking in.
I am not happy right now.
- Oh good, there's a graphics card guide, this will tell me.
- I'm just gonna start cabling it.
- This will tell me how many cores.
- Wait, wait, god (beep).
You have to plug in all my modular connectors
and I screwed it in. (groans)
- Unfortunately this doesn't tell you,
here let me just briefly look up on my Galaxy Note 10+.
- Jake.
- How many--
- I'm gonna delete your channel.
- So, the 2060 Super offers six gigarays,
NVIDIA's term for counting ray tracing speed,
so when I said six, I seem to have been correct.
So there you go, six gigarays guys.
- So you get to eat my next wing.
- No I don't think that's how it works.
- [Matt] It sounds like you eat his next wing,
cause he got it right.
- That's not true, he said cores,
that's like saying like my four-core processor is--
- [Matt] He was vague enough that he was right.
- How dare you Matt?
- And that's how you make science videos,
you're vague enough until you're right.
Okay let me put this in.
- I'm gonna unsubscribe and delete your channel.
(whip cracking)
- [Matt] So here is number seven.
- [Jake] Oh 600k!
- [Matt] A whopping 600k.
All right cheers.
- Cheers buddy.
Oh I guess I won't throw that away just yet.
- Oh!
Oh, that's not good.
Ah, I got sauce on my lips.
If I do it like this, I have to use my tongue.
- [Jake] So back to the CPU, it is getting pretty spicy.
I'm gonna be honest.
Now it's hitting me.
- Yeah.
- Okay!
Here we go.
- Why did we do this?
Ah!
- Put it in!
(exhaling)
Okay.
(both mumbling)
- Do you have it?
- Just no, I don't have it, gimme, gimme gimme.
- Take it, take it, take it. (laughs)
- It's not funny anymore just give it to me.
- I'm giving it to you man!
- We're touching fingers now.
You're pushing it too far in.
- Oh, look at that, there a hole there. (laughs)
(whip cracking)
- [Austin] Matt, no.
- [Jake] Ah, one million.
- [Austin] We got nothing done.
- I pulled some cables through.
- Okay here we go.
Ah, this sucks, that's bad.
- (loudly coughs and groans)
(yelling)
All right here we go.
Ah, you didn't even put the CPU plug in yet you pathetic
(laughing) you're not pathetic.
- [Austin] I just blew my nose into the same thing
I used to wipe my hands.
(Jake groaning)
- That was a bad idea, oh god.
(sniffles) I got it in my nose.
- Okay I'll do it.
- Here, lay down, lay down, lay down.
- No, okay. (grunting)
Ah!
Put it in!
- Okay, USB3, going in.
Can you plug it in the power supply?
(heavily breathing)
- Get the other one in.
Ah (beep).
Oh fudge come on.
Come on you (beep) 'ccini Alfredo, get in there.
Oh I got it!
- Yes!
- (groaning)
- All right, don't celebrate, where's the, yeah yeah.
Where's the, screwdriver?
- I don't know man you we're using it.
[Jake] Matt, no!
- [Austin] 1.4 million, how did we get to 1.4 million?
How'd we get to number nine?
Here I'm dropping off for you, here go,
- Oh, that's for me thank you so much.
How is it?
- [Matt] So while you guys scream,
- Oh it's terrible.
- [Matt] This is a--
- What the (beep), Matt?
- [Matt] This is a Trinidad Butch T Scorpion Pepper.
- Trinidad, (beep) you Trinidad!
- This is the worst thing I've ever done for a video,
I'm not playing right now.
- [Matt] I'm going to remind you that you set these rules.
- All right we're almost done.
- We got it.
(groans in pain)
(heavy breathing)
- Here it needs to post, Jake, it just needs to post,
and we're done.
(coughing)
- [Austin] Here, take it.
- Oh, it's even worse when I comes up,
I don't need your bucket!
- What is the time, Matt?
I will murder you!
What is the time?!
- [Matt] Twenty seconds.
- Oh!
- It's okay, it's okay, gimme a screwdriver,
gimme a screwdriver.
Screwdriver! Screwdriver!
(Jake groans)
- I'll jump it, I'll jump it, I'll jump it,
Yes! Yes!
- [Jake] Is it posting?
- So this doesn't look very cable managed.
- [Austin] How dare you?
- We got some loose cable hanging out here.
The case, the sides aren't on.
I don't see anything on the screen.
- [Austin] Give it a second, it's fine, it's still posting.
(whip cracking)
- [Matt] So unfortunately, it did not post in time.
- [Austin] It's posting!
- (burping) Rules are rules.
- Ah! Oh! Oh!
It's posting, it posted!
- [Matt] Cool, if only you had done
that roughly fifteen-seconds ago.
- He's fair, he's true, he's right.
- So if we eat it, we win.
- [Jake] Cheers, buddy.
- [Austin] No, no, no, dab it off as much as possible,
it's not cheating.
It's the way the rules were meant to be written.
- [Ken] That's not what they mean by "The Last Dab".
- [Jake] (laughs) Cheers.
Where's our bucket?
- [Matt] I would get on that because
in another minute-and-a-half,
you're going to have to have another one.
Clean it!
- Bucket is over here.
- I'm never doing this again.
Give me the milk.
- I mean that's pretty clean, right?
- [Matt] That looks great!
Jake's good at this.
- Should I spit my spit out? (exhales)
- (mumbling)
- I don't know what to do with my hands.
- It's like a waterfall, no not on the computer.
'Sup ladies?
You wanna go out with me?
- Okay Jake, you take this computer home.
(all laughing)
- No!
Ah!
Thank you so much!
- (burping)
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- And as always thanks for watching.
- We're not doing this ever again.
- I don't know if I'm going to cry.
- [Austin] Can we put a do not try this at home warning?
(grunts)