A lot of nine fingered boys in the village They haven't got much choice in the village
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They ain't too friendly in the village There’s a tabloid frenzy in the village
He's not a racist but in the village Gotta drive half cut in the village
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Got my head kicked in in the village There’s a lot of pink skin in the village
Hardest man in the world in the village He says he's got with every girl in the village
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I beg your pardon I don’t care about your rose garden
I've listened to the things you said You just sound like you're scared to death
Still not in love with the village Homophobes by the tonne in the village
A lot of overpriced drugs in the village A lot of half pint thugs in the village
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I see a lot of gammon in the village I don’t see a lot happen in the village
Just give them an anthem and they'll sing it
Still they don’t know the meanings in it Just saluting flags cause it's British
Idiot spirits thinking they're kindred
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It feels like the village is self-pillaged Still someone's making a killing
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I beg your pardon I don’t care about your rose garden
I've listened to the things you said You just sound like you're scared to death
I beg your pardon I don’t care about your rose garden
I've listened to the things you said You just sound like you're scared to death
You gotta laugh as the curtain twitches And the villagers bury their riches
But the village doesn't know what rich is Just snitches snitching on snitches
Only one thing to do in the village Just say toodle do to the village
Toodle f*****g do