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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to win every teamfight, no problem.
If you play AP Soraka, you must go mid at all cost because you will have so much Magic Resist that you can harass the shit out of your opponent without being hurt by her puny damage.
That's right! You must piss her off with a Shut Up skill, spam your Dragon Balls non-stop while moving around to luckily dodge some skillshots
and use that Godhand skill of yours on yourself to heal your wounds to enjoy more harass party time.
What's more? If the enemy is a melee champion, you can easily torment him because he won't be able to fight back against a magical unicorn.
Also, thanks to your Dragon Balls, you can reduce the Magic Resist of your enemies to 0 if you manage to continuously hit them with that skill, no problem!
Since your Shut Up skill doesn't require mana to be cast, you should always use it on these fuckabishes to annoy them even more.
And now, you shouldn't be surprise if you became their worst nightmare and that's why they won't dare to approach you when you're zoning them like a boss.
When you're ready to go for a kill, you should approach them like a sneaky ninja, perform a Dragon Balls-Shut Up-Bananas combo and finish your bitch fight with an Ignite-Dragon Balls combo.
If your jungler and your support come to help you out, keep your Shut Up skill to last hit the enemy to death to (NEW CUNT VERSION) your own teammates.
If you're the one that finds himself in a bad threesome, all you need to do to stay alive and kicking is to use your Godhand and your God Bless You skills on yourself.
When you're done bugging the other mid laner, you should call down your Dragon Balls to push your lane.
And then, you will have to choose one of these three mighty options to guide your next action.
Continue to push your lane with your Dragon Balls while damaging the tower with the fruits that you ninjaed from Monkey Boy.
Clear the closest jungle camp without caring about your jungler's need.
Help your teammates by initiating a gank from the river to kill all these fuckabishes with your beautiful Dragon Balls.
The best option is, obviously, to screw up every player on the other team to make sure that your squad dominates the game all day long.
However, if you're too lazy to move your fat ass from your lane, you can use your God Bless You skill not to heal your ButtFucking Friends,
but rather to get free assists just for pressing a simple button.
Late game, you'll be able to burn the enemies' life force little by little while only suffering peanut damage
and you'll be able to have a lovely date with the Dragon to become the most sexy Shenron of history.
Your Dragon Balls skill is awesome to clear mega waves of minions to fill your pockets with...
And, of course, not a single raid party will be able to take down your beloved tower.
Also, you can use that skill as a fuckabish detector to see if someone or something is hiding just around the corner
and that is how you can verify if a buff is here to (MY WIFE HAS NO JUNGLE).
Thanks to your Godhand skill, you can sensuously touch your allies or yourself to heal all the broken hearts in the world to prevent anyone from going back home on a party night.
With your Shut Up skill, you can become even more fed than you already are if you use it on the enemy to secure every kill for yourself
and you can support your support so he can support like a real support.
If you shout God Bless You, your teammates will be able to survive any dirty encounter, you will be able to farm assists like never before
and you can bait all the greedy fatherfuckers trying to get a desperate kill.
In teamfights, you shouldn't hesitate to engage the enemies head-on because you will be a holy mother tanky unicorn and if you want to win every teamfight,
just spam your Dragon Balls to damage everyone around you and use your other skills to support your team in this epic genocide.
Thanks to this beautiful mask that burns your enemies to death and to this large blue D that slows them, most of them will see Hell's gate in no time.
Also, with AP Soraka, not a single ally will die in your watch and cleaning up the battlefield with your Dragon Balls will be a piece of cake.
If you follow everything demonstrated in this video, you will always be the Winnie The Pooh of your games.
That's it for today, people!
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