- The holiday season is upon us once again.
And here at Smosh that means something special.
(recording tape warbling)
(upbeat rock music) (objects thud and clunk)
(dolphin squawking)
(horn blaring)
(graphic beeps)
(alarm beeps) (cymbals roar)
(phone beeps) (intense rock music)
- Yo.
- Yo, you back in town for Thanksgiving?
- Yeah, I gotta get out of the house.
My mom literally has me folding laundry.
- Everyone from high school is going to Dirty Dance tonight.
- Seriously?
- I didn't know that that bar was still open?
Yeah, dude, it's blackout Wednesday.
It's like a national holiday.
(phone beeps)
- Yo, Dirty Dance tonight.
You know what time it is.
It's trendsgiving!
(intense rock music)
♪ In the hotel bar ♪
♪ Yeah, back with the crew ♪
♪ Acquaintances that I kinda knew from high school ♪
♪ Going hard as I can, but I don't have much time ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm going turkey drivin' with my mummy at nine ♪
♪ This bar is kinda weird but it's the only one open ♪
♪ Smells a lot like piss, but we're all in here coping ♪
♪ Like you're sipping martinis, don't look 'em in the eye ♪
♪ Just focus on your ice-cold wedge nut fry ♪
♪ Well the things of this place ain't just for tonight ♪
♪ We're shoving and screaming and getting in fights ♪
♪ Having parties like this since we were 18 ♪
♪ Now in my mid-twenties medicated party machine ♪
♪ It's the night before Thanksgiving ♪
♪ It's a Wednesday bug we're living ♪
♪ Get flirty ♪
♪ What ♪
♪ Get dirty ♪ ♪ What ♪
♪ Before the bar closes at 9:30 ♪
♪ It's smart type of people that you don't miss easy ♪
♪ Take a shot with those teachers ♪
♪ That are here for some reason ♪
♪ This dude's going on about his trip to Santorini ♪
♪ But I saw his leaked news that he's got a teeny weeny ♪
♪ It's been a few years and we've changed a lot ♪
♪ All the hot got ugly and the ugly got hot ♪
♪ The quarterback was fine but now he looks wack ♪
♪ And the kid who drew manga can blow out my back ♪
♪ Seeing old classmates I crushed on for years ♪
♪ Gonna to shoot my shot over watered down beer ♪
♪ First I go to Amy, ask you, what if we did ♪
♪ But she's happily married and has three kids ♪
♪ And Julie has kids and Kelly has kids ♪
♪ The exchange student, Misha, she also has kids ♪
♪ Going to tell my best friend ♪
♪ Guess I missed my chance ♪
♪ But he already left 'cause he also has kids ♪
♪ The night before Thanksgiving ♪
♪ It's a Wednesday bug we're living ♪
♪ Get flirty ♪
♪ What ♪
♪ Get dirty ♪ ♪ What ♪
♪ Before the bar closes at 9:30 ♪
♪ I been here too long and I start to feel sad ♪
♪ 'Cause everyone is old and they look like their Dad ♪
♪ I say, "Excuse me," and leave with a smile ♪
♪ And stare at myself in the bathroom for a while ♪
♪ It's past my bedtime gonna call it a night ♪
♪ I hope mum's asleep so we don't start to fight ♪
♪ Focus on Thanksgiving, get right to the point ♪
♪ It's being with my cousins and smoking a joint ♪
♪ Take a group photo ♪
♪ Everyone get in ♪
♪ We probably won't see each other ever again ♪
♪ Even if I was sober it's a night I won't remember ♪
♪ It's the one thing I look forward to in November ♪
(camera shutter clicks)
Ooh, did you get it?
- Uh huh. - Let me see, let me see.
- [Photographer] Oh yeah.
- Oh my God. - [Group] Ooh.
- Ooh, that's not good.
Do not tag me in that.
- No. - Take it back.
(photographer gasps)
Party!
(party-goers cheer) (intense rock music)
- Holy shit, Mrs. Henderson is shredding on that guitar.
Well, who is going to believe this night,
this is like a movie.
♪ It's the night before Thanksgiving ♪
♪ It's a Wednesday bug we're living ♪
♪ Get flirty ♪
♪ What ♪
♪ Get dirty ♪ ♪ What ♪
♪ Before the bar closes at 9:30 ♪
- Ooh!
- Oh, whoa. - Whoa.
- Aye, come on.
- Ah, ow! - No, no.
- [Party-Goer] Get off my braids!
- Sorry. - Oh, my bad.
- Ooh. - Ow.
- [Onlooker] You cannot step on a black girl's hair.
- Amberlamps.
- Oh my God, are you okay?
- I'm good, I got it, I got it.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Okay. - Let's hit it again.
- We should go, the cops are coming.
- Okay, let's go. - Okay.
- Excuse me.
Excuse me. - Move.
- So, I have a small penis. (bar pump clatters)
(party-goers laughs)
(hands clap)
- I have a small penis.
(graphic beeps)
(cleaner sighs)
(mop rustles)
(bottle squeaks)
(mop rustles) (cleaner sighs)
- Hmm.
(hand taps)
- Happy Thanksgiving.
(litter clatters)
(hand thuds)
- I'll do it tomorrow. (litter clatters)